NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

No one said rebooting was a bad idea in itself. Hell, I loved what the Coen brothers did with True Grit. The point is making a bad reboot, and how the press and community reacts to it.

 

- "The Goose?"
- "She's dead. Sorry, sire."

 

And yet, overwhelming evidence points to the contrary. Not that you could tell listening to the average "new is always better" gamer. Which is what that image was about.

 

I remember the times when 7/10 meant "really fucking good".

also, what the fuck does "lel" mean? Is this how you can tell that you're getting old - that you see damn youngsters speaking in their incomprehensible, moronic slang and feel the overwhelming desire to blow them right off your lawn with an antique boomstick?

 

Lel is lol.

 

Get on with the times oldfag, r00fles!

 

posted a person who uses the word "lulz"

 

Skyrim madness will never end.

Sorina - a sad cyborg story.



Salute to the Heroes.



My magic centaur.

 

le + lol. le is a reddit speak, lel itself was used to make fun of them but is now just another lol with little meaning.

 

"This does not conform to Mario lore."

 

Terribly written and scripted, but robots and cyborgs are confirmed legit by Kirkbride. Cannot fault for breaking lore-consistency.

 

These are great.

 

Yes. And now get off my lawn.

 

The YouTube-Google conglomerates are upon me.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/27/gchq-nsa-webcam-images-internet-yahoo

So everything was true.

 

Well, this should come as a surprise to exactly no one.

 

Orwellian to the core.

 

On a similar note :

 

Ah, good old "don't let Google watch you" Microsoft. Of course, don't let Google watch you, let us watch you. We're watching better.

 

Maybe if we stay out of the war long enough both sides will destroy each other.

I don't even understand how they are categorizing them as Allies/Axis. I guess rockstar is opposed to feminism b/c GTA is all about killing hookers. But I'm not sure why Nintendo is opposed to gay pride parades, since some of the stuff they come up with is gay as hell. Why is Xbox on the allies side? Are they the "evil allly" like the Soviet Union?

 

oh please, kirkbride is a ok with the shit they are doing, this is the guy that wanted the imperial library gone because they published a interview with one of the lead designers that was _slightly_ critical of toddler and ken.

last time i checked he also was giving one of his nubile female fans a good dicking. *trivia*

 

Review of Duke Nukem 3D at the escapist:

I find this sooo amusing... you could rename the review "Duke Nukem and my journey from kid to boring adult".

 

A very sophisticated adult with a taste that just cant stand such lowbrow entertainment like duke, you see, he watches house of cards.

 

I think it just depends what drugs he happens to be on at the time. He's been ripping into how shit, boring and lore-destroying Oblivion and Skyrim are on his tumblr blog for a while now.