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NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Drax Arcane

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    How empty that kids life must be, sad.
     
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  2. taxalot Gone forever. Patron

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    Why do you say that ?
     
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  3. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    Oh man, it would be awesome if the big box contained an unrelated object instead of the console needed to play the game. "Next christmas you're getting the rest of your present".

    edit: haha, just noticed the little sister on the background asking if she can play it too. Good luck getting the parents to understand the concept of a "single-player game", god knows I tried :lol:
     
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  4. taxalot Gone forever. Patron

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    Knock yourself out.

     
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  5. Drax Arcane

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    Or a wooden stick to play in the backyard like any decent kid should.
     
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  6. Dr Tomo Learned

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    E-sports will now get the main stream acceptance that people in the gaming community are yearning for.
     
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  8. Drax Arcane

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    Actually there were more "reasonable" posts than I expected in that thread...
     
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  9. AngryKobold Cipher

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    Would like to know what games they demanded in exchange... my twisted morality demands it in order to make the judgement.
     
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  10. Drax Arcane

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    Well, it IS china...
     
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  11. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Still better than naming your kid Dovakhiin.
     
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  12. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    That was...a bit more depressing than I imagined. At least the clothes look nice :P

    (probably because the kid didn't act in the most obnoxious way possible)
     
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  13. Wilian Arcane Patron

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    Divinity: Original Sin
    Just look at his eyes at 1:42

    That's how murderers are made.
     
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  14. Delterius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Thats an amazing way to introduce the site. :lol:
     
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  15. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
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  16. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Fuck I knew I'm playing SWTOR wrong.
    Brb guise. Powering up hyper weapon.
    Daddy needs a new light saber.
     
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  17. Unkillable Cat Prestigious Gentleman LEST WE FORGET Patron

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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy
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  18. Astral Rag Arcane

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    A proper Blade Runner re-release would be nice. The original works on modern systems but the shooting sections are a bit buggy.
     
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  19. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
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    http://www.polygon.com/features/2014/7/16/5885167/poland-game-industry


    :outrage:
     
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  20. Delterius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Its like saying that Poland sucks so much that their full national effort went into the Witcher.:outrage:
     
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  21. felipepepe Prestigious Gentleman Codex's Heretic Patron

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    :hmmm:

    That's one of the dumbest and out-of-context paralels I've ever seen.
     
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  22. Night Goat The Immovable Autism Patron No Fun Allowed

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    Witcher 2 is more fapworthy than the Statue of Liberty. Winner: Poland :outrage:
     
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  23. Delterius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Wait until Poland becomes a Great Power -- some city will have the unfortunate priviledge of housing a giant statue of a naked Geralt. Poland can into best statesmanship and gift givings.
     
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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Bubbles In Memoria
    This is almost as bad as the time Bob Chipman compared the release of Super Mario Bros. 3 to the Kennedy assassination and 9/11 in terms of how much of an impact it had on his life.
     
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  25. tuluse Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong
    The bomb part is impossible to pass on modern CPUs running at full speed.
     
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