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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Pope Amole II Prestigious Gentleman Nerd Commando Game Studios Developer

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    Nah, it's a recurring mistake and it happens from time to time - that story could've been from another tournament. The first time I heard about insta-loss like that was... I dunno, 5 years ago? 6? Rather long, anyhow. And the story is kinda ridiculous simply because the "powergamer" has an all-bike dark angels army and, while I don't follow w40 that closely nowadays, their codex is not that strong for the all-bike army to be powergamey.
     
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  2. Shadenuat Arcane

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    You can't all-reserve in new editions, you can only hold 50% in reserve (at least in 6th, I've yet to play 7th, maybe new missions - I heard there are some random new missions that sometimes can't even be completed in a game cause they're so random, lol).
    Also bikers should have had Outflank that would allow them to just come from any side of the table. Not sure if Scars have one but generally armies like that have one nowadays or at least an IC that grants them one.

    And the tournament officials should have slapped the fucker in black with PHB in the face, give him 0 for Sportsmanship and make them play the game like intended.

    No they were not and are not, it was a viable tactic for any army especially melee armies to all reserve, not to mention some armies were always all-reserve by the rules, like Demons, or Drop Pod oriented armies.

    Allbike was always viable albeit rare, depending on edition.
     
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  3. DraQ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Like the other guy just did?

    That who gives no shit should expect none.
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  4. Shadenuat Arcane

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    There are many reasons why 40K tournaments are shit and why ETC rules now exist, as well as multiple simultaneous holywars on the most tiny and stupid holes in rules, GW's incompetence&greed and very open-like nature of game itself add to that a lot, but in the end it's all the fags with very little dicks who want to win in game of little soldiers so much they are ready to ruin anyone's day to do it at any cost possible that are the top of that pie full of shit.

    Damn I can't even comprehend how foolish it is to try and turn a collectible game into tournament discipline, at least in MTG following meta means just buying a new pack of cards, and you can easily sell old cards and exchange them for a new ones, since cards don't even cost that much. But to switch huge cases full of miniatures for the win and pay other people to paint them for you...

    I really need to stop turning this topic into Warseer or something do I.

    Chillax... breath... breath... good RPGs... play Divinity... huf puf...
    huf.

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  5. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Uh...they're both playing within the rules Shade.
    You want an all or nothing bet to pay off, if someone call your bet and you're out?

    Well, there you have it.

    I'm not w40k player at all, but seeing the guy deploy nothing means he's conceding the map over to the other player.
    :D Other player claims map. You lose. Surprise!

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    Gotcha, Eurotrash.
     
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  7. Shadenuat Arcane

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    All-reserve is not an all-or-nothing and not giving map, it was a standard practice of evaiding part of shooting from 1st turn - game takes 5 to 7 turns. If you don't know meta RK, you better play Agarest. :deadhorse:

    Fufufu. you don't even know what you don't know RK.
    Playing "within rules" in 40K can mean anything you want, because people can often treat many rules however they want.
     
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    Back when I played Warhammer Fantasy we would constantly hear similar stories of all-out cheesefests being used in tournaments... both locally and abroad.

    One of the funnier ones was where the Unit Formation rules were abused to get across the battlefield on the first turn. The unit was arranged in single file across the deployment zone, facing to one side. Then on the first turn the player would announce that he's turning the unit to face away from the opponent's army. The rules didn't account for the fact that the rear-most models had to travel over 40" to accomplish this task, but the move was perfectly legal.

    And the player had several such units.

    Of Night Goblins.

    One unit of Night Goblins can contain up to three Night Goblin Fanatics, which spin across the battlefield randomly wielding a GIGANTIC ball and chain, smacking into other units and doing horrendous damage. They're activated if the unit containing them is within 8" of an enemy unit.

    Cue sheer madness and devastation in the enemy lines as over a dozen Night Goblin Fanatics were unleashed upon the opponent's army on the very first turn.
     
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  9. Spectacle Arcane Patron

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    Being able to use silly and cheesy tricks without feeling bad about it is one of the charms of warhammer tournaments. :) Playing like that in a regular pick-up game makes you a dick though.
     
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  10. Shadenuat Arcane

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    It always makes you a dick cause Warhammer just takes too much time. If I get wasted in 3 turns in MTG I just pick up cards and play again. But going through all the hard work to buy&paint an army and carry the case to the game and put everything out just to get beaten by some hole in rules is a different issue. Thankfully all my opponents always were very :obviously: and I only got wasted in 40K by hardships of meta or counter armies. I'd rather see my army evaporate after DE rolled 200 dice in a turn than waste time on cheap shit. I have no issues with power gamers really, since they follow your expectations and it's your fault you are shit and made crappy army.
     
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  11. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    I'm not even sure what you're arguing here.
    But hey, i'm not the guy collecting those manchild figurine and pretend they're some badass commander by not deploying early - only to get beat by a guy who read the fine print better.
    They're both making the game look bad and I'm just laughing at it.
     
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  12. Shadenuat Arcane

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    It's not an issue of print, it's about stretching the rules so much they turn into something else. It comes from the way how open game is (ton of armies, true LOS, open board (no hexes)), but mostly it comes from murdering grammar in all the hilarious ways.
     
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    From the comments.

    "This reminds me of some Ender's game shit."

    "Technically correct: the best kind of correct."
     
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    [​IMG] Sounds p. banal.
     
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  15. Shadenuat Arcane

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    You're making me nostalgic for Mr. Buckethead.

    It is not far from truth though. Holywaring for rules is a routine in tabletop games I guess.
     
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    Almost sounds like the US Constitution.
    :troll:
     
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  19. Infinitron I post news Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
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    It's way more comfortable to use on a smartphone than most mobile versions of various forum engines.
     
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    Fucking casuals.
     
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    It doesn't matter how smart your game is, if it can't outsmart the stupid players it won't stand a chance.
     
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