Blizzard's newest game!

[Black]

http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/supplydepot/

• Endless hours of gaming including repeat playthroughs and Endurance Mode!
• Deep, rewarding gameplay—multilevel play control allows you to both RAISE and LOWER Supply Depot!
• Riveting backstory set in the StarCraft game universe!
• Get up close and personal with an iconic StarCraft hero!
• Multiple endings, each influenced by your choices and color-coded for your convenience! (Further epic endings planned for post release as downloadable content.)
• Tens of hundreds of thousands of unlockable hats!

 

[Zed]

Must be hard for Blizzard to come up with good and unbelievable April's Fools after LFR raids in WoW.

 

[Metro]

Indeed, half the stupid shit they come up with is wholly believable.

 

[Excidium]

Did they make a wow-specific one this year?

 

[Azalin]

Don't forget that Diablo 3 is ported to the Wii

http://www.diablofans.com/news/1136-diablo-iii-is-coming-to-the-wii/

 

[Chuck Norris]

That's one gay and unfunny AFJ. Blizzard should just quit it.

Edit: Diablo 3 one is a bit better. At least more effort is put into it.

 

[Konjad]

• Multiple endings, each influenced by your choices and color-coded for your convenience! (Further epic endings planned for post release as downloadable content.)
• Tens of hundreds of thousands of unlockable hats!

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

Did they make a wow-specific one this year?

http://eu.blizzard.com/en-gb/games/zergotchi/

 

[J_C]

http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/supplydepot/

• Multiple endings, each influenced by your choices and color-coded for your convenience! (Further epic endings planned for post release as downloadable content.)
• Tens of hundreds of thousands of unlockable hats!

Come on guys. These two are clever pokes at Bioware and Valve.

 

[potatojohn]

I don't see what moral right they have to make fun of others. Blizzard is one of the worst, most banal, most shit developers ever.

 

[Groof]

I went to the Blizzard site today because I knew there'd be April Fool's things there. There were 4 items under latest news. The one about something or other concerning Warcraft and playable pandas was the one that was not from today.

 

[taxalot]

They should have announced that WoW becomes Free2Play, and watch the shit happens.

 

[Trash]

I'm lolling at their example of the 'fascinating dialogue.'


Fuck, the mofos are even teasing with a Blackthorne 2.

 

[Black]

I don't see what moral right they have to make fun of others. Blizzard is one of the worst, most banal, most shit developers ever.

moral right

Whoa, that's pretty dumb.

 

[Suicidal]

I don't see what moral right they have to make fun of others. Blizzard is one of the worst, most banal, most shit developers ever.

They made more good games over the course of their business than the other devs they are poking at, so there's that at least.

Also,

moral right

Whoa, that's pretty dumb.

Yeah...

 

[Black]

Ex-fucking-cuse me, what moral right do you have to quote me??

 

[bonescraper]

Meh, their biggest joke of a game is Diablo III.

And funny how they're making fun of DLC, but yet they divide a single game to 3 different products, each one priced like a console game. Oh, and there's also this: http://us.blizzard.com/store/browse.xml?f=c:5,c:33

 

[Black]

There's already a price on Heart of the Swarm? And I also liked how D1, SC1, D2, War 2 and War 3 all got separated into 2 games!

 

[Micmu]

banal-shit-boring
Blizztards suck donkey cock even at making basic 1st April jokes.

 

[Bahamut]

Blizzard has just burned out, nowdays they recycle same shit and concept again and again, they try to act as "cool peeps" witch they arent, just blunt money grabbers

 

[attackfighter]

Yeah that AFJ is lame and looks like it took 5 seconds to think up. But still it's better than most internet AFJ's, where the site owner will just type some retarded shit on the front page. By the way what's the Codex's joke?

I don't see what moral right they have to make fun of others. Blizzard is one of the worst, most banal, most shit developers ever.

They made more good games over the course of their business than the other devs they are poking at, so there's that at least.

Also,

moral right

Whoa, that's pretty dumb.

Yeah...

They've only made 2 good games, Valve has made about 10 and Bioware has made 5 or something.

 

[Spectacle]

Heh, notch also announced an april fool game with color-coded endings promised: http://marseffect.net/
Bioware will never live down the ME3 ending.

 

[racofer]

It wouldn't surprise me if Bioware got butthurt because of this and sued Blizzard.

 

[attackfighter]

So apparently there's a starcraft 2 book called "Heaven's Devils"

And it costs $25: http://us.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000962

Oh god, and there's another one called "Ghost Spectres"

 

[Black]

They've only made 2 good games, Valve has made about 10 and Bioware has made 5 or something.

 

[Suicidal]

They've only made 2 good games, Valve has made about 10 and Bioware has made 5 or something.

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Oops I quoted you again even though i have no moral right to do so, please don't sue me!