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Brothel Simulator

Discussion in 'Strategy and Simulation' started by Haba, Aug 11, 2013.

  1. Haba Harbinger of Decline Patron

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    Ever since this forum was created, you knew this one was coming...

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    New version demo

    Old version

    You can also give money to a failing kickstarter project to find the new version if you feel like it.
     
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  2. WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Car Thief Patron

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  3. Fens Ford of the Llies

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    was expecting something more like Lula: The Sexy Empire or Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back

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    Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back is a follow-up to Lula: The Sexy Empire. The main character searches for Lula, who is lost in space. On board the spaceship "The Tit" the protagonist must explore faraway planets and gather information concerning Lula's whereabouts.

    The game is primarily a managerial simulation with light space trading and combat elements. The player navigates the ship between planets, transporting cargo for money. Hiring a crew is also essential; since crew members are all female, the player character must either sexually satisfy them by himself, or hire gigolos to do the job. The ship can be upgraded: engines, guns, shields, spy satellites can be purchased or found. While docking at a planet, the ship turns into a brothel, which the player has to manage in order to keep virtual customers happy.
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    In the German gaming magazine PC Player (issue 01/2000) Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back received a special award as the "Most Unerotic Game in 1999".
     
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  4. Haba Harbinger of Decline Patron

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    What the... After posting the offbeatr link here, the project mystically got the missing $2k it needed get funded...

    Which one of you degenerates it was?
     
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  5. Horus Arcane

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    Do you really have to ask? It should have been pretty obvious after being a member 4 years.
     
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  6. zwanzig_zwoelf Guest

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    More options

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    I accidentally read as 'Brother simulator' and was hoping for some Boku no Pico stuff, then I found this and moved to Prosper's Funhouse.
     
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  7. spekkio Arcane

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    We should start this "Codex puts some retarded shit into Kickstarted game vapourware ITZ co-founded" thingie.

    And put some A Tranny Whore in.

    :codexisforindividualswithgenderidentityissues:
     
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  8. Ranselknulf Arcane Patron

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    Some hero donated $1,000 to the project.. and for some interesting perks


    In addition to the $250 and $500 reward levels, I will
    B) make a name of your choosing the default player name (for one gender).


    I wonder which name will show up in the brothel sim!
     
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  9. zwanzig_zwoelf Guest

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    My bet is on... Jaesun. Or Prosper.
     
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  10. Gregz Arcane

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    I think I'm going to start playing these types of games, it's time.
     
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  11. DarkUnderlord Bringing that old Raptor magic.

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    Probably the developer. I mean hell, if you're $1k away from scoring an additional $11k - you borrow the money yourself and throw it in.

    And... what the hell is this i dont even.
     
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  12. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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    So when will you be starting up the Let's Play, Haba?
     
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