Hey Carmafans, nobby here with the news you’ve all been waiting for! It’s the launch of the PUBIC PUBLIC BETA of Carmageddon: Reincarnation! Let the Valentine’s Day Massacre commence! Yes, starting RIGHT NOW you can play the FULL GAME including MULTIPLAYER!!
So if you haven’t already, give yer life partner a quick peck on the cheek and then SLING ‘EM OUT. Get yourself parked in front of the PC with a six pack and a box of man-size tissues… because today it’s all about YOU and the Worldwide Carmageddon Community cumming together for a massive ORGY of red hot throbbing HARD-RAMMING ACTION. You show us your Piledriver and we’ll show you our Cunning Stunt! Is that a Repulsificator in your pocket or are you just Ejaculating? OMG check out that PELVIC THRUST – quick, hit the Pause Button and JIZZ all over their WRECKED’ EM!
The PUBLIC BETA release is the WHOLE DAMN GAME. It’s got Career Mode, Freeplay and Multiplayer. It’s got all the Achievements and Challenges. It’s got a full complement of cars, levels and arenas. And it’s got the Smelly Bush collectibles too! THAT’S PUBICWANG!
So don’t forget, it’s the PUBLIC PUBIC BETA* – we want you to play, play, play and tell us what you think! Go to the thread in the forums and natter about the game, or contact us through our support system if you spot anything amiss!
And we’re still giving away the original games too in our Carmageddon collection – that’s FOUR games for the price of ONE! Yes, buy Carmageddon: Reincarnation and you also get the original Carmageddon (the Max Pack, which includes the Splat Pack), Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now, and Carmageddon TDR 2000! So now’s the time to jump in, buckle up, put the pedal to the metal and PUNCH IT… Forget When Harry Met Sally – this is When Bladey Met Peddy!! (nobby, you’re fired. Shane)
To coincide with this announcement, we’ve released ANOTHER new promo video to show the world what an AMAZING PUBIC BETA this is! Check out the action and see what a SIZZLING HOT Valentine’s you’ve got to look forward to once the Beta’s downloaded! And while you’re AT IT, you’ll also be hearing excerpts from another of the game’s extensive playlist of music tracks.
PLUS! To further celebrate this momentous moment, there’s a NEW TEE in the Store! Featuring a quote by the famous Bard (and handsome beast) of Carma, Psycho Pitbull, it’s this season’s hot tee! Mmm… Hot tea. So get over there now to order yourself a “PedPulpinWreckMakinPiledrivinPUpLovinBushHuntinMileMunchin FoxPwninEagleOwninNeverGivinHotRodPISsin Carmageddon” t-shirt. Tee Hee!
https://carmageddon.teemill.co.uk/
*Note: As this is a Beta release, from time to time between Beta and full release there may be patches and updates to the game, which may result in your Save game being reset and Career progress lost – including Leaderboard positions (we will do all we can to avoid this, but it’s possible). At the same time, any Challenge progress would also be reset. But that just means you get to have ALL the fun over AGAIN! (Any Achievements that have been unlocked will remain so.)
http://steamcommunity.com/games/Carmageddon_Reincarnation/announcements/detail/244654932087648605
