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[hello friend]

You just lost $70 to your own bad judgement.

That is to say, ItsChon did. Hypothetically.

 

[Lithium Flower]

Based on how autistic we want to get regarding the definition of lost, we've lost either one cow or two pigs, twenty chickens and one cow. Still voting former so as to oppose the ItsChon's and Circuit's voting block, provided my interpretation of TreeInAForestFire's vote is correct.

 

[ItsChon]

OP rated my post , which he also did to my suggestion regarding the bones being lashed together, which ended up being correct. TBH, that's my main reason for thinking I'm right.

 

[Lithium Flower]

OP rated my post , which he also did to my suggestion regarding the bones being lashed together, which ended up being correct. TBH, that's my main reason for thinking I'm right.

Doesn't mean anything. OP is known to be extremely mercurial with his ratings, the parrot in particular. He once rated a particularly good post of mine parrot before switching it to the face that never remembered. Saboteur piece of shit.

Because this is serious business, I will add a condition to my vote. If someone is willing to back me up, I'm switching votes to "we lost two pigs, twenty chickens, and a cow," since Merc's logical problems typically exclude the autism of trying to figure the layers of meaning behind a single word in the problem. However, if no one backs me up, my vote remains for strategic reasons. hello friend and TreeInAForestFire what do you think?

Like I said, serious business.

 

[ItsChon]

Could've been worse I guess, although the wizard expressly says that the person who stole the cow is the one who comes back and offers to sell you a cow (even if it's not the same cow). Regardless, what do we do now???

 

[ERYFKRAD]

1a let's go make Crispy miserable again.

 

[Lithium Flower]

While the above idea is tempting, how about we don't fuck off into unexplored territory and actually try to find our way back. Map out the area like it is a proper dungeon crawl. 1C

2B Let's get rid of suspicious items: ruby dagger (we've got a shortsword, who cares), vibrant orange mushrooms (yeah, as if this murderhobo hivemind is ever going to vote to improve alchemy/wizardry over m'swords), Apogee Pornagraphica (oh this item is cursed alright - besides merc is a puritan so this is a pretty obvious candidate), hieroglyph scroll (same rationale as mushrooms), faded cloak (besides, it is drenched with our blood)

 

[ItsChon]

2B with the items that Lithium flower listed, and than 1C, so that we can now finally head back towards the feast chamber.

 

[hello friend]

1A

Crispr knows which item is cursed. Let's just beat him up until he tells us.

 

[ItsChon]

1A

Crispr knows which item is cursed. Let's just beat him up until he tells us.

He couldn't fucking hit us, what makes you think we can hit him?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

1A

Crispr knows which item is cursed. Let's just beat him up until he tells us.

He couldn't fucking hit us, what makes you think we can hit him?

We levelled up swordsmanship.

 

[Darth Roxor]

1C

2A - cursed items dont always come with downsides only. Besides, they don't trigger until equipped anyway

EDIT: Actually, I vote 2B followed by 2A

That is, try to drop every single thing just to see if they can be dropped, then pick them all up again. If one can't be dropped, well, we'll know the jig is up.

 

[Reinhardt]

Correct answer for wizard question was "yes".

I vote 2B just for 2B perfect butt.
And 1C

 

[Storyfag]

This thing looks gud. I shall join and fap all over this story.

1C

2B followed by 2A

That is, try to drop every single thing just to see if they can be dropped, then pick them all up again. If one can't be dropped, well, we'll know the jig is up.

The rabbi speaks wisdom. That is also my vote.

 

[baud]

1C, let's explore!

 

[ERYFKRAD]

2

 

[ItsChon]

He already rolled a 1, I think he's going to update the post.

 

[ItsChon]

A3, might as well keep moving East because who the fuck wants to backtrack amirite?

 

[Reinhardt]

A4. My inner autist wants to connect upper and lower maps.

 

[Darth Roxor]

cant we just give him the Apogee Pornographica once we return for it

 

[Storyfag]

A4

 

[hello friend]

Wait, I'm confused. Are we leaving the items or not? When you rolled keep, was that for keeping the skull necklace or what? What happened to dropping them and picking them up again? Do we still have porn?

 

[Lithium Flower]

A4. My inner autist wants to connect upper and lower maps.

 

[ItsChon]

Wait, I'm confused. Are we leaving the items or not? When you rolled keep, was that for keeping the skull necklace or what? What happened to dropping them and picking them up again? Do we still have porn?

We left the items that Lithium Flower suggested we leave.

 

[hello friend]

We need that porn guize.

For the quest, of course.