Chris Priestly to leave Bioware at the end of the month

A disgusting creature of a human being.
I weep for those of his genetic line, and pray that they will use the whale oil taken from his corpse to light all the lanterns of their hamlet.

 

I think it would have been funnier had he just printed Fat Bastard on his shirts.

 

Good god, even his head looks fat from the back.

 

Disgusting.

 

What a foul human being.

 

Chris Priestly™

The cool and edgy Bioware employee™

Fans never know what kind of controversy he'll whip up next......


on twitter

 

Any more pics of this disgusting fatbody.

 

Making fat jokes at developers?
Codex gonna Codex.

 

Community coordinator =/= developer.

 

If the dude actually made an effort to try to lose weight, I might even be inclined to brofist him.

Obesity is a condition that's wholly reversible by the person suffering from it, as long as they're ambulatory. So fatbodies that don't try to rectifiy their fatbodiness deserve a bit of scorn. Besides, his personality on the forums doesn't exactly paint him as a sympathetic figure.

 

(pbf)

 

Huh, I guess he was fired after all. The month's notice must have been a reward for lasting so long. All's well that ends well.

PS "drinking cappuccinos" Plural. Slurp those calories, Chris.

 

Same with Woo. You heard him talk about having meetings with people about not being passionate about his work anymore. I'm sure they technically quit but were pressured to by their bosses so they wouldn't have to fire them and pay them unemployment benefits. Pretty funny actually.

 

You guys do realize that numerous Biodrones will need to be employed to replace someone of his massive volume, right? Like a hydra growing two heads whenever one is beheaded, Bioware shall grow ever more powerful.

 

That fat fuck is the reason America is in a food deficit.
:patriot:

 

Meh, I think that at this point it's apparent even for Bio that something has burned out.

 

Even funnier would be imagining what he would do if Chris wasn't wearing a shirt...

 

Meh.
Felicia Day is overrated until she does a codex interview.

 

Pulled a Stanley Woo and stayed on to be a volunteer moderator. Lol.

 

Of course.

 

How the hell do people even manage to get that fat in the first place? How can they live with themselves? Gluttony is the most pathetic of the 7 Deadly Sins (TM); even Black Chefe agrees.

 

In fairness, Hedonism-Bot makes it look pretty classy.