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Well, Jack and me finally were able to finish our game. He put up a great effort, but bad luck on injury rolls combined with some of my experienced players and a couple lucky kickoff events lead to a 4-0 game. I caused 6 injuries and suffered 1 (a badly hurt). Oh and leveled up a Linerat (still don't know what to give him...wrestle?) and my Thrower rolled a 12.

Yep, that's right, ST4 skaven AW YEAH!

 

ST4 Skaven Thrower. That's like getting a Diamond with Pete Hines permanently attached to it. Oh well. I guess he always dreamt of becoming a Rat Ogre.

(I am, as you can tell, quite jealous)

Linerats leveling is like getting kick in the nuts. No matter how you deal with the situation it's going to hurt.

 

Thanks for softening up the orks for me, Garm.

 

i forsee a long season of miserable failure and soul crushing lamentation in my future

It should be a good time

 

True, I would have prefered one of the Blitzers getting it or even the Linerat, but since I'm Underworld I need all the ST I can get.

 

well TripJack, if u buy me chaos edition, i might let you have a few touchdowns...and higher chances of winning.

 

silly chinaman

i'm going to crush you

 

u better get the match done this weekend then TripJack

 

The matchday has been moved on! You have time till next Monday.

Jaedar you. me. play.

 

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Garm: When play?

 

Azael

We play at 11:30 PM (GMT+1) tonight?

 

Yo, desocupado


Prepare your anus : x

 

Can't do that, I'm afraid, have to get up at a reasonable hour tomorrow.

 

Ok.

In that case add me on steam. We can then decide online and on the fly.

 

I sent you a pm regarding the time when we can play. Disregard what I wrote, I can play from now (19 GMT) until about midnight GMT. Same timing tomorrow.

 

Well I'm free Thursday after 3:30 PM. If that doesn't work then anytime on Monday will work.

 

Thursday? As in, today?

I can play today, sure. Any time after 16:00 GMT+1.

I'll be on Steam, just find me there.

 

Humpalekka and I played; weakling rats battling against weakling Halflings!

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Having been chased around the pitch by Treemen for five turns, Hump scored, but then suffered from a quite astonishing run of bad luck. Firstly, I threw a halfling towards his touchline, who instantly fell over; he sent a Gutter Runner to pick up the ball, who fumbled it. Then the fallen halfling somehow got up, dodged past the Runner, successfully made a 4+ roll to pick up the ball, and dodged out again. The Runner tried to blitz after him and instantly fell over. Somehow, I equalised. Secondly, he lost one linerat to a Pinched Nerve, another one permanently to death after a botched apothecary attempt to resuscitate him, and not a single one of his K.O.ed players got up. Ever. Leaving him with six or seven players on the pitch come the second half, and just four in the final two turns after I scored for a second time.

He then tried to pass to his Stormvermin in the final turn...and my Treeman caught it. It was weird. Still, a really fun game, thanks, HP!

 

Validated.

 

He used his apoth on a linerat?!? Nigga deserves to pay some kind of fine for that to the rat community

Seriously, sounds like a run of bad luck Hump. Almost tempted to watch the reply for that Treeman interception. Must have been epic. But man, apoth is for Gutter Runners and Stormvermin only, unless you have some kind of +ST thrower/linerat

 

Having two KO rolls successful out of eleven - ouch.

 

Well he was the only one to sustain any bigger injury and the game was almost over so I decided what the heck. Didn't even check if he was a merc loner Linerat.

 

stabby I tried to reach you on steam but I have had no luck. I even sent you pictures of my naked, oiled body. Don't you want to play with me, bro? It totally isn't gay.

Anyway, just hit me up on Steam when you want to set up a time to play. It says I am online all of the time, but if I don't answer right away it is probably because I am up to my elbow in baby shit or telling kids to shut the fuck up, but i will answer.

 

Garm, can you send me a PM when you're ready to play? I'll check the Codex very often, and get online on Steam as soon as you message me.