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Well there's your problem right there, unless you go big and go gay it just won't catch my attention. I just can't say no to the gay boys ~ tee hee!

Naw, my current course just picked up in sewiousness this week, and with the delay in the match day starting I just haven't logged onto Steam at all (also blaming bloody Kerbals & Trap-Protag VNs for diverting my attention). Still, three-day weekend for me as of two hours ago, so I'll be on shortly after I get my workload out of the way.

 

No communication from Garm today, I'm heading off to bed.

 

My match with Jaedar. I kick, bounce, bounce, touchback. He gives the ball to a ST5 saurus on the halfline, storms with him leaving him unprotected, I blitz him down. I gather the ball and want to pass it to a safe vampire on the other side of the pitch. Scatter launch and it lands next to a skink within scoring distance. I use lightning bolt - 1 . Then Jaedy goes greedy and turns it over on a block . He still manages to score on turn eight. My last turn, I have rerolls and a vamp with 5 SPPs. Cyanide famous bug - the vampire vanishes .

And then my internet passes out for an hour match forfeited.

 

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Just letting everyone know that me and Grunker will be playing our match on Monday.

 

So Country_Gravy and I played, and to put it plainly the dice were just right bastards to the both of us.

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First half of the game saw the ball staying in the Lemurs' own end, though not by any tactical genius from the Lolis (though they did finally realize that they had something called 'Dodge') or by forming a wall with their knocked down bodies that worked so well in the previous game. Nope, no one could keep a hold of the ball long enough, as it slowly made its merry way towards the endzone of its own, with a little help from knockdowns and fumbles galore. A scoreless half that was mostly without note, save for the lone Lemur who fell over and killed himself (The Lolis claiming full credit).

Second verse was the same as the first for a bit, the dice being pesky & just plain mean (including a 3 dice block that came up effectively as attacker down x3) but at least extra rerolls were given. To the Lolis that is. As through some more clusterfuckery, some very accurate passing (and some very buttered up fingers not into catching), one of girls, the fabulous Blitzin' Katherine of Russia that is, managed to make her way into the endzone still holding the ball. I'm going to visualize it as her running away crying for her mommy, not noticing she had the ball at the time.

So yeah, Lolis win 1-0.

*sigh* Now what to do with a group of injured 'zons still stuck at lv 1...

 

......so..women can't play football?

 

Validated.

 

Undead Phoenix Hey, answer me on steam or pm on the dex. It's better if we play this weekend, during the week it's a bit harder.

 

Only onetwo matches played so far? What the fuck guys?

 

meh. opponent not online. not gonna stay up on weeknights just to cater to this bs.

 

You said we have till monday, right? Garm is working every weekend, so we're playing monday

 

Azael dude WHere are you?

 

I gotta mention here, Undead Phoenix is not answering me on steam or the dex. During the week, time is a bit scarce. I'm probably free on tuesday, but we really should try and play now.

 

Me and Hoverdog played.

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I got receiver. His first round, one of my sauri gets badly hurt. Fast forward to the end of first half, I've fouled his vampire 4 times with at least 3 assists each time, no luck and he only has a single thrall out. Then he dodges into 2 tzs and one thrall dies. I manage to score 1-0 in the last turn.

Second half, I lose another saurus, altho hoverdog loses a vamp to bloodlust because he got greedy. A while later, he's in scoring distance, but fails due to a botched dodge. Then I accidentally end turn early, giving him a free shot at the goal. He might have gotten it any way, but feels damn annoying. Fucker also got damn lucky entire game, failing so very few dodges and always succeeding the damn armor rolls.

At least My kroxigor leveled, tho I have no idea what to get on him. Too valuable for piling on, not reliable enough for juggernaught or break tackle.

 

Me and Jaedar played


A must-watch game.

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Lizzies attacked in the first, I almost got lucky with a steal, but then I overcommited, leaving lots of space, which was promptly used by Jaedar. Lightning bolt hit (unlike in the failed match), but did otherwise fuck-all. A skink scored on the 8th turn.
I receive. A high kick, ball lands next to FretRider, my vampire. He rolls for bloodlust - 1. I decide to reroll. 1. "Fuck" - I say. I pick the ball up. 1. Turnover. Jaedar moves closer, but his skinks are too far from the halfline to make them count. I move two thralls next to ball, try to pick it up - failed again, with a reroll. Lizards are close. A saurus blitzes one of those thralls - GFI 1, reroll 1.
He's somewhat out of position, so I am able to take advantage and move the ball through the left corridor. I'm just a couple of meters to the touchdown line, and out of rerolls. Some skinks are near, but no dangerous sauri. I fail to blitz down a skink. 15th turn. I just need a dodge to score. 1. The ball lands next to a thrall, but Jaedar can make it nearly impossible for me to score now. He moves one skink, and then MISCLICKS and ENDS HIS TURN.
The thrall gets the ball and scores. Final score 1-1. One vampire levels up (at fucking last). One thrall (Lesbian) dead, one (Socialist) niggled, one (Fag) -MV. 20k winnings, no cash to replace them.

 

How many times must I tell you, I didn't dodge into two TZs! The thrall died on a GFI.

 

GUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

 

He's already got that, I'd take stand firm


or thick skull

 

Already has thick skull too. Stand firm or grab it is.... but I don't really want either. Fucking tv bloat this is how grunker must feel.

 

Ok Can someone point me to the right Azael on steam to add? There are a lot of them there.

Found him.

 

Sorry Shrek, missed that you tagged me. How does tomorrow look for you?

 

RK 2 - DW 1

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/Bloodbowl/Replay_2012-12-10_05-08-26.db

 

i gots my first blood bowl td ever bros

 

Meh, who cares.

Have you killed anyone yet? 'Cause that's what it's all about.