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Fukkn hell Stalingrad lmao

 

This game is soooo not made for phone use. Got stuck twice now, because you cannot check attack angles.

The map is also made to go north. Screw you if you START north.

 

Didnt start north but still going to screw you




Edit: just logged in ruh oh this not good

 

Nah, Stalin is with you. Lost 5 armies trying to take on 1, then the rest got stuck on artillery. Again. Who cannot move, redeploy or shoot anything, because everything in their line fire is already mine. Turn that fkn thing around you twats!

This map's idea is great, but boy are those mechanics a clusterfuck with random start and without teams.

 

Youve got the upperhand now cause black willow molesting me too. To be honest though il.be happy when this map is done haha.

But yeah I think if we did this with manual starts and teams could be great map. Might do that when we finally finish if we arent burnt out haha.

 

TBH, this map is dragging on far too long already. I mean it's hillarious how both of us fail epic here, one of us should have been steamrolled for at least 7 turns by now. But every time one gets the upper hand, he gets a bad dice roll streak or takes a wrong turn.
If this continues for another 10 turns, we will be burned out fo' life.

 

...could always, surrender?

 

Nevah! No reverse charge allowed!

Like Stalin said (probably):
If tank loose tracks, you artillery now.
If tank loose gun, you bunker now.
If tank loose crew, you hero now.

 

That reminds me, Hootmonton, what do you think about a 2v2v2 or a 3v3? Lets try a couple team matches.

 

Sounds gut. Stalingrad 3v3?

 

Past-Me yesterday: "Once Blackwillow has moved, I will have enough armies to crush Hoodoo and finally end this map. About time."
...
*time passes*
...
"Welp, I guess BW does not want to move anymore? Time for bed."
...
*next morning*
...
*BW has moved and Hoodoo of course too, snailing through half of the map again*

Screw this map. Screw simultanious turns. I spent all my armies to bring back the status quo from yesterday. Or did I?
"5 armies should be enough to kill one army and take that last region and get the bonus amirite? AMIRITE?"


Going to drop this map because NUZZINK CHANGES every turn. Except Hoodoo letting Blackwillow become a threat again. Great job there mate...

 

I killed baud and got his cards lol. Last turn? Last last turn?

Hang in there Kommandant. Acceptance is the beginning of not only the true enjoyment of Stalingrad but of Risk itself.

 

I don't believe what I am seeing there: Kommissar Koala has managed to let Blackwillow become STRONK. If he manages to kill one of us or even both, that's on you. GULAG 4 LIFE!

 

It's everyone else's fault isn't it?


It was very wise of me to make the tactical decision to leave that quagmire of a battle when I did.

 

I think ive cleared him off this side of the river and theres 8 troops between him and getting back over now.

Or he can go through you

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And finally on The History Channels countdown of the most infamous alliances we have the blbiobilbi and Black_Willow pact. Why did Black_Willow throw his life away for the Nazi cause? Desperation? Depravity? Journey back in through time with us as we discover the facts about one of the most monstrous victory card cash-ins.... ever.

 

"Always everyone else's fault, eh" #Sloppy2020

Now shuddup and deploy the entire Koala army next in your turn. All 4 of them.

 

I tried to peirce your +7 for whatever good might have done but the 1 defended all remaining attackers. Think this is gg.

 

Wowo i cashed in then misclicked an advance loool

 

what a game
How you guys wanna sort teams for the remake?

 

Yeah that's probably it. Just a matter of deploying armies to every ass of the city to conquer leftover armies.
Depite, or because of all those mechanics/misclicks/bugs... I had a blast. GG everyone.

 

I can't believe how long I survived on the Stalingrad map, all the while blasting Hoothoot's provinces from the airport

 

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God have mercy upon us all

 

I've been dealing with much Acceptance lately.

I liked it better when hoothoot was the accepting one.



Will this make me a stronger person? No pain, no gain?

Because it doesnt feel good.

 

Black_Willow join urp