Interview Codex Exclusive - Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Interview with Bethesda

[Kron]

HURRRRR DURRRRRR

 

[Hoodoo]

anyone repost this anywhere yet?

 

[Volken]

It was reposted @RPS latest Skyrim article but sadly wasn't appreciated. Too many homos and niggers read that site.

 

[Mastermind]

This was pretty lame on a "trying too hard" way. :/

Yeah. Just like the recent TW2 review and the CDP interview.

Guess I'm getting too old for this place.

TW2 review was lame, but can you really try too hard with bethesda?

TW2 review was excellent. This review was shit. I enjoyed TW2 and will probably enjoy Skyrim so my opinion is actually worth something. You otoh, much butthurt is detected inside you.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

I'm thinking about posting this interview on the Bethsoft forums. I hope it will stir a lot of butthurting.

Edit: Fuck, they are still censoring the RPG Codex link. No matter, I copied the whole interview.
http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/t ... -bethesda/

Edit 2: Fuckers deleted it immediately. Their Gestapo is worse than Bioware's.

Edit 3: And they banned me. Fastest banning ever for me.

Using a URL shortener should work, right?

 

[Mastermind]

Seriously guys, this article is not meeting the high journalistic standards I've come to expect from the Codex.
You are talking about all this great features, yet there's not one screenshot.
Luckily I've been able to find one showing the new infinity wielding Infinite Wield (c) (r) (tm) system quite easily:

Can't wait to play the game!

This is actually funny, unlike the review.

 

[Mastermind]

It was reposted @RPS latest Skyrim article but sadly wasn't appreciated.

That's probably because it isn't funny. It's like one of those shitty comedy acts where the comedian makes fun of something he doesn't like, and the audience laughs not because the jokes are actually funny but because they too hate the targets of the comedian's lame jokes.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Added the screenshot. We were going to do a whole site thing with banner ads and the whole bit but meh, too much work.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

While the sketch itself was pretty lame the morons here taking it seriously just made my day.

Autism is not a laughing matter

 

[Metro]

Codex is the Onion now?

 

[Rivmusique]

This was pretty lame on a "trying too hard" way. :/

Yeah. Just like the recent TW2 review and the CDP interview.

Guess I'm getting too old for this place.

TW2 review was lame, but can you really try too hard with bethesda?

TW2 review was excellent. This review was shit. I enjoyed TW2 and will probably enjoy Skyrim so my opinion is actually worth something. You otoh, much butthurt is detected inside you.

Keep up the good work Mastermind.

"Interview" was entertaining enough worth at least a

 

[made]

my opinion is actually worth something

See, this is how you do comedy without coming off as trying too hard.

 

[Taluntain]

Made me laugh... a lot. Guess I'm easily amused.

 

[Gragt]

Rich people typically are easily amused.

 

[DraQ]

my opinion is actually worth something

See, this is how you do comedy without coming off as trying too hard.

 

[Luzur]

my opinion is actually worth something

See, this is how you do comedy without coming off as trying too hard.

heh

 

[mondblut]

Todd: Well, in the end we realised that Oblivion had five voice-actors. And that sold buckets right?
Pete: Absolute buckets.
Todd: Right. So we thought, you know, maybe this isn't so bad. Not saying we shouldn't improve on it but we thought we could certainly save a lot of money here.
Pete: A LOT of money.
Todd: Right, so we should have more than Oblivion but we thought, there's no need to go crazy like we planned to.

PCM: So how many voice-actors do you have?

Todd: Six.

That was good.

 

[SharkClub]

This was a pretty fucking funny read, I must say.

 

[Secretninja]

P. lulzy, almost as funny as the faggots raging about it not being funny.

 

[Grunker]

P. lulzy, almost as funny as the faggots raging about it not being funny.

 

[Shannow]

Could have been a Monty Python sketch

 

[Zed]

instead of (c) etc., maybe use the real symbols?
©®™
Looks more official-like.

 

[Suchy]

That was incredibly lame and forced.

 

[corvus]

if you think it was lame why don't you write a parody interview and do better

 

[Suchy]

I didn't find it funny. Problem?