Codex Love USB

[Ismaul]

I'd go for an original troll figurine without the USB capabilities.

If it has to be something useful, maybe a keychain?

 

[commie]

30 dollars US? Fuck you DU....make it 30 lei or 30 zloty and I'd get one. At the very least since Greg Motherfucking Martin Enterprises is an Australian moneylaundering front, the decent thing would it to be 30 dollars AU!

 

[DwarvenFood]

I like the keychain idea.

 

[PeachPlumage]

I like the keychain idea.

I second this.

 

[butchy]

such a butchy

I do not understand. I am such a myself? Aren't I supposed to be myself or am I missing something?

 

[Akratus]

Fuck keychains. Make a non-idiotic design or get fucked.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

you too can have chinese viruses implanted onto your pc

 

[whatevername]

Buy 100 16GB USB flash drives for $7.99 each at Staples(ripoffTM) and slap $0.25 worth of plastic on them.

 

[Dreaad]

Make it a laser pointer so you can flash beams of love light into peoples eyes.

 

[Akratus]

Make it a laser pointer so you can flash beams of love light into peoples eyes.

Use it on consoletards! The weapon of incline!

 

[Dyskolos]

Can we just get this as a multi-headed usb port? It would be heaven.

 

[MurkyShadow]

Does it come with a script that switches your background for an animated wallpaper of the world through Prosper's eyes?
an RPG Codex exclusive
That might be worth the 30 dollars. Or an increased storage size, for all the HD pron.

 

[TeknoBM]

Only if its a fast USB (and capital controls allow me)

 

[Irenaeus II]

Only if its a fast USB (and capital controls allow me)

 

[upwardlymobile]

instead of a flash drive, keychain, laser pointer or figurine why not a codex-themed day-wear buttplug

like those diamond ones but with staring up out of your pooper

edit: and a matching shirt with that intel swoosh logo and "codex inside"

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I lol'd.

Whats with the 'maybe if they were 20 bucks' answer, you think there is a possibility you could get them that much cheaper? Depending on .. how many we order or what?

Yes.

 

[Desur]

I'm not exactly convinced when it comes to the design and practicality (it's too large) but still like the idea and might be willing to pay up to 35$ if you can somehow improve upon it.

 

[thesheeep]

Sounds good, I'm definitely in.
Gotta catch them all.

 

[Jools]

Rape is the only answer.

 

[butchy]

I would like an explanation on why developers get shit for free when they are rich bastards because we spend money on the games they make. Now I have to subside more free shit for them? Fuck them, I want free shit.

 

[Dreaad]

So go become a developer fgt.

 

[Correct_Carlo]

I would have bought the first design had I known it was limited edition.

 

[butchy]

So go become a developer fgt.

I should become a rich developer to get a codex USB? Are you fucking retarded? No one even uses regular USBs. I want to know why anyone would spend money on something so rich developers get that something for free?

The only think I want to develop is a device that allows me to shock retards through the internet. I'd quit my job and just shock the fuck out of all the invalid SSD monkeys on this site.

 

[Zarniwoop]

Obviously just a plot by DU to get our addresses so we can be doxxed later.

But seriously, I agree with the point about them being too big and unwieldy to be of use as an actual storage device, they would basically just be a collectible figurine. Also 16GB, what is this, 1885?

 

[Dreaad]

I think it would be awesome if each USB stick came with a ripped version of Temple of Elemental Evil.