Game News Cute Knight Kingdom - More Cooking, Less Incest

Tags: Cute Knight

Cute Knight Deluxe, the unholy spawn of Dungeon Master and the Princess Maker series, now has a sequel in <b><a href="http://www.hanakogames.com/ckk.shtml" target="blank">Cute Knight Kingdom</a></b>. Here's the details according to papillon from Hanako Games:
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<blockquote>Differences from the first game:
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You can now walk around jRPG style and talk to characters (with helpful flags for new content) instead of being stuck on one screen.
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No more prostitution or incest. But there is same-sex romance. And different-sex romance. And different-species romance.
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The concept of 'sin' in an RPG - where most people want to go around killing stuff - is explored in more detail.
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All magical spells must now be learned from experience, so you have to go around and Collect Them All.
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Potions are replaced by food and a cooking system to go with the crafting system, so there are a LOT of recipes to discover.
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Multiple dungeons, each with a 'boss' encounter.
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And, of course, improved graphics and sound, including a lot of hand-painted watercolors and hammered dulcimer.</blockquote>
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There's a <a href="http://www.hanakogames.com/demos/CuteKnightKingdomDemo.exe" target="blank">demo</a>, but I refuse to touch it until <a href="http://www.hanakogames.com/city_talking.jpg" target="blank">these horrifying things</a> stop staring at me.
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As to the original game, here's a revealing quote from <a href="http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=157742#157742" target="blank">Saint</a>:
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<blockquote>I don't know, there's something about a CRPG where you're forced to play a woman and there's skills for cooking and cleaning that appeals to me. </blockquote>

 

KAWAII!!!

 

Princess Maker 2 is better.

 

Shut up, you fuckers support cute crap design like in King's Bounty and Torchlight so this shit is right down your alley.

 

NO WHORING AND NO INCEST! DECLINE OF JAPAN!!

 

OMG I HATE ALL THINGS CUTE BECAUSE I AM A MAN!

 

But this isn't cute - it's utterly ugly.

 

more liek "OMG I HATE ALL THINGS BADLY DRAWN BECAUSE I HAVE STANDARDS"

 

THE RPG CODEX!

PUTTING THE ROLE BACK IN RPG!

 

It's anything but cute - it's regurgitated pile of standard jap crap.

 

Looks like RPGoty to me.

 

What wapanese faggotery is this?

 

[witty statement reaffirming masculinity]

 

[witty statement regarding avatar based off a species with very masculine females]

 

Cute:


Lovecraftian:

 

Decline

...into furfaggotry?

 

You know a species is hardcore when even the females have enough testosterone to grow dicks

 

Torchlight is supposed to be cute?

 

I enhanced your post.

 

The weeaboo in me desperately wants to play this game.

 

Must resist Q Bomb. That is fucking horrifically cute KILL IIIT KILL IIT WITH FIRE

 

As someone who doesn't really mind Anime-ish designs, this is terrible.

 

I was kind of intrigued by the first one - not enough to play it, mind you, but it looked kinda interesting.

This looks horrifying. WTF is with their eyes?

 

Why is there so much negativity around this? I was under the impression that games like the Princess Maker series were Codex-approved.