Detention Delving (CYOA)

[Nevill]

A good backup plan, but make them not ours.

 

[Cheesecake]

Maybe we should take off our underpants, so we could distract it if it awakes

I'll be honest, that's pretty genius

 

[Nevill]

I'll be honest, that's pretty genius

I will vote to include it in our battle strategy.

 

[Cheesecake]

Just got back and I'm too tired So, I'll leave it till tomorrow morning, which is like 12 more hours, until voting's closed and I'll write the turn.

 

[Nevill]

Looks like it's 3/3 for the moment. If no more votes come in and you need this resolved to continue, put me up for C in case there is a tie.

 

[Angelo85]

E

Guys we are the archetypal nerd, you really think we would be sneaking all ballsy TOWARDS the potential danger?

 

[Cheesecake]

Votes

Neville: E
Grimgravy: E
Jester: C
hello friend: E
Baltika9: C
Elfbeserker: C
Angelo85: E

Name:
Grimgravy: Harold
Jester: Raymund Lumberjack
hello friend: Bob-Trevor Mcshane
Baltika9: Harold
Elfbeserker: Harold

Harold, E

"Miss Katherine, what do we do?" your palms tingle uncomfortably, and a deep, dark foreboding chills your spine.

Your teacher stands there and stares blankly. She hesitates, before calling out, "Hello?"

That was obviously not the smart thing to do; the brutish creature sniffs in the air, alert. Its ears prick, and it goes on all fours and prowls the dim-lit room. As the light periodically flickers, you make out more of its barbaric features: veins bulge from beneath its inhuman muscles, acne scars dot its horrid face, and you can see a badge stitched into its skin - the P&P insignia. Peering deeper into the room, you see a ghastly image straight out of a crime show: a mangled body, its legs broken, underwear pulled straight over the poor soul's head. It seems like it was... wedgied to death.

Your attention is brought back from the gruesome scene by the terrified whimpers of Miss Katherine. The brute stands before the two of you, its cruel mouth contorted into what appears to be a smile.

"Wedgie, wet-willie, or purple-nurple?" it growls, cracking its knuckles.

What do you do?

A. Run, run, run back to the door!
B. Try to run past it and into the next room.
C. Fight! There has to be a rock or something here...
D. Ignore the bully.
E. "Um, the least painful one?"

 

[Grimgravy]

D

 

[Angelo85]

D

But "ignoring" it more in a frozen-in-place due to naked fear kinda way.

 

[Nevill]

Normally I would be running past it at full speed. However, I can't ignore the most nerdy option.

D.

 

[Jester]

D
sooo we are rolling next character after this choice, or next?

 

[hello friend]

B

 

[Kz3r0]

D

 

[asxetos]

banDwagon?

 

[Cheesecake]

I'll leave it up till tomorrow.

 

[Elfberserker]

Uuh...D?

Also what the hell is that purple nurple?

 

[Baltika9]

Contrarian.

 

[Nevill]

Also what the hell is that purple nurple?

If Kathy gets any more of her bright ideas, we might soon find out.

 

[Grimgravy]

Uuh...D?

Also what the hell is that purple nurple?

Grabbing a nipple hard. And twisting. Hard.

 

[Nevill]

So, was it wet-willie, or purple-nurple after all? We must know!

 

[Cheesecake]

Years and years of being the butt of bullying has taught you the only way of dealing with them: by ignoring them. Steely-eyed, you stare off the inhuman brute. A stream of curses, English or otherwise, harmlessly bounce off you. Then it begins displaying a show of strength. Despite the tension and fear, you keep your face devoid of expression. After a fit of angry thrashing and howling, the bully runs off on all fours, screaming in rage.

Miss Katherine, shaking, looks at you in amazement. Perspiration gives off a sheen in the dim light. "That was a-amazing.... What's your name?"

"Harold, miss."

Stepping in the now-empty room, your cursory glance merits a longer look. Apart from the mangled corpse and the wedgied underpants, you find a bedroll, some provisions, a put-out firepit and a kettle. The poor sod must have set up camp here before the predatory bully stumbled in and wedgied him to death.

"There must be extra supplies stashed around somewhere," Miss Katherine says. "This kid was probably smart enough to not keep all his eggs in one basket. Wanna help me find them?"

A. Sure! Go with Miss Katherine searching for hidden goods.
B. You go. I'll stay here and read this pocketbook. It must have something useful in it.
C. Let's stay here and rest.
D. Let's just press on. All these extra supplies could weigh us down, and this doesn't seem like the place to be slow.
E. I'll go search for supplies; you stay here. Maybe you could help start a fire?

 

[Baltika9]

Cheesecake, is Miss Katherine hot?

 

[Nevill]

This never worked at school. Oh, well.

If she goes, she is not going to come back, is she? Still, the book is too tempting...

B. If she ever gets caughts by the denizens of this place, we will defeat them by our powerful stare in the other direction and bravely rescue the damsel. It's all good.

 

[asxetos]

B. Lets see whats in the book.

 

[Grimgravy]

A - I don't like the enthusiasm, but we answer to authority.