Verylittlefishes
Sacro Bosco
9 hours to go, fuck you, game.
While waiting, I'll tell you a couple nazi anecdotes about Estonians and their slow temperament.
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“I told some Estonians guys that they’re slow.” “What did they do?” “Nothing. But they beat me up the following day.”
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A history teacher asks her students what the meaning of the three colours are in the Estonia flag. Tiit, the first to answer says, ”Blue is the colour of our beautiful sea that the Russians tried to pollute.” Toomas follows it up with, ”Black is our bountiful land, that the Russians are ruining.” Finally little Sergei insists, “Teacher can I answer one too?” “Very well,” says the teacher. “White is the snow that Estonians in Siberia didn’t properly sweep away. And if Tiit and Toomas don’t shut up, they’ll be sent there to finish the job.”
While waiting, I'll tell you a couple nazi anecdotes about Estonians and their slow temperament.
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“I told some Estonians guys that they’re slow.” “What did they do?” “Nothing. But they beat me up the following day.”
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A history teacher asks her students what the meaning of the three colours are in the Estonia flag. Tiit, the first to answer says, ”Blue is the colour of our beautiful sea that the Russians tried to pollute.” Toomas follows it up with, ”Black is our bountiful land, that the Russians are ruining.” Finally little Sergei insists, “Teacher can I answer one too?” “Very well,” says the teacher. “White is the snow that Estonians in Siberia didn’t properly sweep away. And if Tiit and Toomas don’t shut up, they’ll be sent there to finish the job.”