Dominions Armageddon Edition

[Dayyālu]

So it begins. Get ready, fatasses.

For some, it begins. For others, it ends.

The great Hordes of the two Brother Gods, Nurgle and Khorne, mass before the walls of the last stronghold of the Knights of Bretonnia, their numbers great and their ferocity unmatched. With them, Chaos furies and Warhounds. Will the armies of the courageous High Elves led by Dolwen the Storm Weaver be strong enough to repel the incoming attack? Will the militiamen of Bretonnia and the Grail Knights be again capable of routing the Warriors of Khorne?

Who knows.

(Seriously, shittiest starting position ever against two faction custom-built for early rushes)

Who are you again? The appetizer?

 

[Dreaad]

The grail maidens will be protected!

 

[Isiloon]

Your fate has already been written

Now the present will change to the future.

 

[Isiloon]

Foolish mortals, you have no power compared to the mighty gods of chaos

 

[mondblut]

The grail maidens will be protected!

Someone said "maidens"?

Now nothing will protect you from the Khorny Khordes.

 

[Dayyālu]

And here we continue the merry adventures of the relief army of the High Elves, that tried to divert the forces of papa Nurgle from the Knights of Bretonnia by raiding somewhat deep in their land:

Spoiler

The warhost of the Elves, disciplined and ready, for the first time encounters a small band of Nurglite warriors:

Despite the great carnage that the Warriors of Papa Nurgle inflict on the elven center, the cowardly Beastmen betray their oaths to the Dark Gods and flee before the lances of the Reavers, with great loss of life:

The Chaos Warriors, wise in the way of tactics as in the art of direct combat, organize a masterful tactical retreat with little or no losses, avoiding the encirclement organized by the treacherous elven cavarly:

The battle is a definite loss for the Nurglites, even if the cost for the raiders has been great:

Luckily, the little flying Servants of Papa Nurgle have given us a gift, and no longer Dowen the Storm Weaver will blast with magic and sword His followers:

Bretonnia will be a fun one. Way to go overboard with PD O-o

 

[Dreaad]

It wasn't by choice the only events I got all game were fucking PD increases.

 

[mondblut]

I've heard of human wave attacks, but human wave defense is new

 

[Muty]

A few hours extenshun pleease

 

[Malakal]

Who is the admin here, Dreaad ?

 

[KoolNoodles]

Who is the admin here, Dreaad ?

I think Dayyālu

 

[coldcrow]

Going to attack, fatasses?

 

[KoolNoodles]

Going to attack, fatasses?

Just tell me where you want to make a stand, Lizard Man.

 

[Dreaad]

Yeah Dayyalu is the admin.

Gotta say I find all the constant spy attacks amusing. You think my army will shrink or something?

 

[Isiloon]

For some reason I can't read the turn file?

it doesnt show up when i try to load game, does anyone else have this problem?

This must be foul sorcery of those tricksy wood elves.

 

[KoolNoodles]

For some reason I can't read the turn file?

it doesnt show up when i try to load game, does anyone else have this problem?

This must be foul sorcery of those tricksy wood elves.

Did you do the "create game then back out while the mod is loaded" trick, and then try to load the game? It can be finicky sometimes.

 

[mondblut]

You think my army will shrink or something?

Who knows, their balls already did

 

[Dreaad]

Who knows, their balls already did

Say the big bad chaos warriors lurking around my castle like mice. What's the matter, you scared of some PD?

Don't worry I'll come to you.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Well, I don't really know what to say. Half my army decided to ignore orders and sit at the back of the battlefield, while the rest ran forward and got swarmed. They all had the same orders. Jesus Christ.

 

[coldcrow]

I think you'd still have lost the battle, though my army would have taken higher casualties.

 

[KoolNoodles]

I think you'd still have lost the battle, though my army would have taken higher casualties.

Maybe so, lizards....they breed like rabbits!

 

[Dreaad]

Well, I don't really know what to say. Half my army decided to ignore orders and sit at the back of the battlefield, while the rest ran forward and got swarmed. They all had the same orders. Jesus Christ.

Yeah was kinda strange. I thought you had just set them to guard commander for some reason.

 

[coldcrow]

I require a 24h extension, please.

 

[coldcrow]

Well, managed to submit. Carry on, good sirs.

 

[Dayyālu]

The pitiful attempts of the High Elves to raid the followers of Nurgle have failed.

It's time for us to return the favour! To the longboats, men! Glory awaits!

Spoiler

Nothing can stop us!

Fuck.

Why? Why?

I can't believe it. Whatevs, CHARGE!

*After few, bloofy turns the High Elves' line is broken and the Phoenix killed* Can't believe I managed to pull it off. Pity the Phoenix is Immortal and the raiding is on his lands, so.... wait a sec...

This is pure , undiluited luck. Sorry, Elf.