E3 2019 - Official Codex Thread - June 6th to 13th - Press Conferences, Trailers and Interviews

[Metro]

Lol wtf? I guess Todd walked, they ended it on this?

 

[Roygbiv]

I still can't believe Bethesda didn't just go full free to play with F76.

 

[Tehdagah]

Doom Eternal looks great.

 

[Dexter]

Well, DOOM Eternal looked kinda cool I guess, but I also liked Nu-DOOM more than Doom 3.

 

[Metro]

Doom Eternal looked like Blizzard-Doom. Tons of QTEs, colorful power ups, and derpy chain kills.

 

[McPlusle]

Doom Eternal is going to be shit just like D44M. I don't know how long it's going to take for people to realize that it was just as insulting to Doom as Doom 3 was.

 

[HanoverF]

 

[DeepOcean]

It was like I watched 01 hour of franchise necrophilia.

 

[SpaceWizardz]

That Commander Keen thing was nasty.
Whoever came up with that probably needs to take extra long showers to wash off the shame.

 

[Alienman]

Edgy - the show.

 

[McPlusle]

Not even watching Devolver because it's all just WOAHSOWACKYXD shit for twelve-year-olds and/or their video game journalist friends.

 

[Alienman]

I wanna see the crab dance.

 

[Sordid MCA/Prosper Hybryd]

That Commander Keen thing was nasty.
Whoever came up with that probably needs to take extra long showers to wash off the shame.

 

[Belegarsson]

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

Looking over announcements, glad i didn't waste time watching any of e3. Yikes

 

[Ivan]

so Devolver just showed 2 games. glad I missed it

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

Looks liek some EPIC LULZ game I can play with my favorite streamers!! xDD

EPIC

 

[Seethe]

tfw I am done with Memezaki games, so all I care about is that Microsoft Flight simulator, because it looks super comfy.

 

[McPlusle]

I wish they would make a new Armored Core or Chromehounds but I guess hours of robot customization doesn't get the Souls kiddies stiff.

 

[DalekFlay]

Nu Doom was awesome and you're all dumb, can't wait for Eternal. Wolfenstein is less good but still fun, Arkane helping with level design is incline. Everything else at the Bethesda show was embarrassing, even on E3's relative terms. "As an LGBT woman, I love grinding nonsense in Elder Scrolls Online." Okay sister!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

THEY MADE HER FLAT AND COVERED HER UP



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http://boards.4channel.org/v/thread/465472726/fuck

Why does America hate sexy women?

The people producing this are from the UK.

Ah, I see.

meanwhile in France...

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Kids are in their 30's? I mean she had full giant tiddies with erect nipples in the arcade game, which is in the bundle that you can currently buy.

Except kinda not? Even if we played Battletoads as kid back in the time, it was fine. Also I invite you to watch a longplay of the Arcade Battletoads. It's not precisely for kids.

You do know the official version looks nothing like the original character right? For that matter the toads look awful, the gameplay is slow and the action is an unreadable mess. Hits don't have the signature Battletoads impact etc, this isn't Battletoads.

just like the original games

I’m just going to @ all of you so you all know. Time’s change.

They sure do.

 

[ZeniBot]

A Moment of silence for Commander Keen.
You will surely be missed.
DECLINE

 

[Reinhardt]

I don't know how can they make each E3 even worse than previous...

 

[Space Satan]

 

[hexer]

E3 2019 summarized: bloom, lots of bloom