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Completed EU3 Magna Mundi: Serbia Strong REMOVE KEBAB

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. ironyuri Guest

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    ITT: bosniks traitors to srbijan glory
     
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  2. jonnypolen Liturgist

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    I vote for glorious Serbia!
     
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  3. Norfleet Moderator

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    Ethiopia! Ethiopia never gets any love, despite being the only African power to successfully resist European colonization.
     
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  4. Renegen Arcane

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    Uesugi because I know from experience how awesome playing in that area of the map can be.
     
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  5. Cassidy Arcane

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  6. Merkwürdigliebe Arcane

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    I'm guessing glorious Serbia will have ceased to exists within 20 years (well depends on start date). Ottomans have cores on everything. :M
     
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  7. Hellraiser Arcane

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    Not if he REMOVES KEBAB first :troll:
     
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  8. The Brazilian Slaughter Arcane

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    This thread gonna be awesome.
    Also, Ethiopia is FUCKING HARD! Everybody hates you, you have no friends, all your neighbors have different religions, a good part of your territory is full of heathens, you're all a bunch of backwards niggers, etc etc etc. The only good thing is that your starting leader is a 9-9-9 Chosen One.
     
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  9. Merkwürdigliebe Arcane

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    Not if KEBAB removes HIM. :troll:
     
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  10. Storyfag Arcane Patron

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    Ahh, to think we could have been IMPALING RAGHEADS! But nooo! You had to vote for some stupid meme :decline:
     
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  11. Renegen Arcane

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    I've been playing as Songhai recently and I had to give up because of to much save scumming and a 40 year long "Reneging the past" penalty, ARG.

    My only advice to Cassidy if he isn't a Magna Mundi pro is to go super heavy on military. I've played as Ireland without any save scumming, I've played as 1 province Japanese clans and survived. Don't get cocky, you will have to go full military 1000% and only when you feel very safe can you invest in something else. It should also mesh well with remove kebab.
     
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  12. JagreenLern Erudite Patron

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    Good thing Tupac is a real strong wizard who will help you kill the turk farm animal with rap magic.
     
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  13. Cassidy Arcane

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    Bosnia and Albania traitors come first, Serbia Orthodox Strong. REMOVE POPEMOLE FROM PREMISES!!!

    Also, would you like some hiver cameos later?

    Also if the Serbian potato style of writing in English is more bothersome than amusing, just complain about it.

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    [​IMG]Bosnia, we will get you

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    Serbia. Once much stronger nation, once ruled by glorious Tsar, guarded by the might of Byzantium. Now Byzantium gone, worst turk smell instead of Byzantum and Bosniak defectors spoiled unity of glorious Serbia, traitors converted to Catholicism and Serbia no longer united. Worst Turk invades Albania even now. Dreams of Serbia will not be forsaken for Turk worthless animal worst at war worst at everything one Serbian worth twenty Turks.

    Turk scum Serbia strong enough to take over Albania first.

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    Turk scum oppress Bulgaria. Serbia strong not big. Serbia needs get bigger to free Bulgaria from Turk and traitors.

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    Serbia small but strong, one day rid Balkans from worst scum. One day revenge for Orthodox Patriarch. One day... REMOVE KEBAB FROM CONSTANTINOPLE!

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    Serbia forts strong. Only Turk lovers get upset, damn them. Charging Turk animals weak, letting Turk beasts in large numbers waste years while seizing much Turk land with better soldiers and siege to force Turk scum to give up conquest is strong. Best offense against Turk is defense.

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    Blam! gnostic and catholic heresy from premises! Ready armies to invade Albania first than worst Turk.

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    Too late, Albania hopeless. Worst Turk get Albania back to precious Mongolia. Good lesson to traitor against unity of Serbia now chew on Kebab traitors! No time Turk will get to us eventually.Other traitors of Serbia need lesson.

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    Bosnia we will never forgeve you! Cetnik rascal! Montenegro only bros of Serbia.

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    Bosnians die trying siege Moravian Serbia! Serbia Fort Strong! Bosnia fort fall first.

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    Serbia Strong victorious. Bosnia loses all battles. Swiss and Athenian allies worthless all NATO scum, no reach Serbia.

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    Serbia strong enough no need more conscripts.

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    HAHA More Bosnian scum dead! Give up Bosnia we got you.

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    Serb will eat Bosnia vanquished foe rotten flesh first than let worthless feet of Bosnia soldiers step on our fort! Djuradj great king, true Serbian lead Serbia to victory against Bosnia and Turk!

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    Moravian Serbia garrison not true Serbs. Garrison will be exiled to worst Turk land for cowards have no place in Serbia. Still we win war Bosnia fort fall soon.

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    Cetnik garrison genocide, best day of my life!

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    Bosnia not conquer Serbia. They will lose the war. Serbia glorious army readying to crush them and their land soon to be all conquered.

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    Bosnia now all conquered by Serbia and Montenegro bros, Bosnia armies soon crushed. Srbija cavalry surprise them!

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    910 Bosnia scum removed from premises. Great day for Serbia.

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    Serbia sheep wool worth more. Serbia print money to fund war. Serbia not bow to Jew usurer. Serbia economy strong no inflation.

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    Montenegro crush Bosnia first with Serb help, now Serbia finish job. Government is good and stable enough, stop lies start truth.

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    All Bosnia defeated now. Fools refuse surrender. Need to remove Cetnik from Srbija forts too.

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    Montenegro bros but Serbia needs united. Once war over Serbia claim Montenegro throne.

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    Bosnia allies learn what allying with Cetnik scum bring. Athens now part of Serbia stronger Morea allly.

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    Remove incompetent from royal premises. Not enough cultural tradition or fund to hire best, but there be better army reformer.

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    Serbia fight the good fight, with weapons and Tupac alive in Serbia [Intelligence]fight the good fight... with his voice.

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    Swiss worthless. Swiss care not about Bosnia, Bosnia gone.

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    Bosnia your time is end!

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    Lithuania hitman strong, Lithuania hitman avenge Orthodox. Serbia can't spare to hire Lithuanian hitman but never forget.

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    Time to pay Bosnia.

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    REMOVE POPEMOLE FROM PREMISES! JOIN BACK SRBIJA!

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    Serbia strong! Wipe Bosnia clean of Catholic Popemole.

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    Montenegro will join Serbia eventually. Worst Turk still fail to subjugate Hungary need but Serbia keep an eye on scum. Good for Serbia for Hungary and worst Turk continue at war. Once Montenegro bros join glory, then Italian scum still in Dalmatia and Ragusa, thus will be time to:

    REMOVE SPAGHETTI FROM PREMISES
     
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  14. jonnypolen Liturgist

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    Off to a good start, it seems. Soon, it will be time for the Turkish scum to pay for their crimes against the Orthodox! :x
     
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  16. The Brazilian Slaughter Arcane

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    DRIVE THE WORST TURK BACK TO BELOVED MONGOLIA!
     
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  17. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    :salute:Drive the Moslems back to the stepps!
     
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  20. Merkwürdigliebe Arcane

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    I for see much Kebab removal in the near future.
     
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  21. jonnypolen Liturgist

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    Is it too early to start nagging about the lack of updates? It's been a day already.

    UPDAAAATE!!!:mob: Every second you delay the Turk will rape another orthodox baby!!!
     
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  23. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal Patron

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    Should have annexed, the vassal/union mechanics in MM are a pain in the ass. Bad mistake, even rap magic might not be able to save you.




    Every update better written REMOVE KEBAB style, it is your only hope.
     
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  24. Luzur Prestigious Gentleman Good Sir

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