You turk idiot live in a hovel, we will have GOLD.
There is no other option. Vlad IV excess of cruelty dig his own grave draw unwant attention and greed to Transylvania and now Serbia shall march to secure Transylvania before foreign ambition snatch Tupac's gold trove.
Need hurry lest Moldavia seizes Tupac's gold themselves. This is OUR gold. Tupac alive in Serbia travel back in time and disguise his death to escape from luciferian cabal. Too bad he didn't bling one of those guns he mention. If we had automatic rifled musket with magazins we could crush the entire world like a skul of pig!!!
What are fucking Ukrainistanians doing in Carpathia? The soldiers bring macabre report of what Dracul did in show of his hatred for them. It not pretty, it once seen cannot be unseen witnessing it kind of experience that make soldier look forever like
Croaotian traitors get bak to the zoo or you'll all be exterminate!
Transylvania falling. Where was their army? Probably their try to landgrab Poland led to it demise.
Alba will belong to Serbia while we plan for measure to ensure Moldavians gain nothing real from this. And crush the animals of the zoo of course!
Never learn...
After all merciless punishent of those who dared before to betray Serbia how can the croaotia animal boyar still dare? Are they insane, dumb or absurd masochist?
At peace deals king have secret conversation with Dracul to ask if it is possible to keep someone impaled alive for months. This treason has gone far enough if they continue their fates and death will continue escalate more horrific and miserable.
FUK THE CROAOTIA!!! Will this shit ever end? Enough popamole rebels! Maybe offer Vlad IV proposal to expand his zoo of impaled mongrel and subhuman animals like turks and their lovers. They really asking for it!
2pac's gold trove is secure! Grett day for Serbia grett victroy! Time to get Moldorvians to demand something irrelevant, get out of war then finish business.
Time to crush boyar traitors and escaped zoo animals too!
How many more thousand dumb croaots will continue dying?
Miserable traitors and scum! They will pay a high price and never again anyone shall raise their hands against Serbia. If they do their hands will be decepate no mercy to traitors!
Magyar traitors return to your precious Mongolia. You'll all die, no exception.
Serbia Army much mightier now, but still behind worst kraut.
Let me tell you the tales of what we found in Vlad IV's castle.
Actually we found nothing, countless Moldorvians got there first and only about half of them returned screaming of both joy and fear with bags of gold in their hands, then the Moldorvians retreat and apparently give up war. Unsure on what scared the shit out of them and led half of those who stormed the castle depths to not come back. Nevertheless
SERBIA STRONG!!! SERBIANS AFRAID OF NOTHING!!!
Let the cowards run away with their gold Serbia will take the lion's share of war now and face what lie inside the dark castle.
While getting more traitors to face horrible and very painful deaths for their treason without mercy. Zoo in order again, how long will this continue?
Serbian heir gain bad reputation for fornicate and orgy wild parties. Serbian king gives his son a serious stare about it then maybe now he stop being like this.
So many boyars were beheaded, impaled, mutilated and quartered in Slavonia even the executioners are sick of this retarded croaot bull. Here goes everything again...
First however time to give Magyar mongol scum a lesson.
A lesson they won't forget ever.
Over ten thousand of the scum exterminated! All who undermine Serbia this is only fate left.
Suffer not the traitor, the kebab and the mongol.
Now let me tell you what was inside Kolozs:
The zoo perhaps was more gruesome than anything else. All those mongrels castrated, with their eyes and tongues gouged,, naked and impaled being somehow kept alive was just too much I almost puke. When I witness this "zoo" I order my soldiers to put them out of misery now that what was imagine only has been seen I cannot in my good heart wish such a fate even on the worst turk. I realize the dark path I was tread by being so cruel to traitors for could it end with me become such a monster as the monster inside the castle at Kolozs? I don't know, and I don't want to know!
What kind of man could be behind such a creation that would make Satan jealous and probably inspire him to upgrade hell was a question answer by a simple answer: it was no man. The documents spymaster intercept were right. It was a demon from hell behind this, a blood-sucking demon pulling Vlad IV strings.
I saw the demon with my own eyes. An undead monstrosity which somehow grew another, deformed and inhuman head after his first head was separated from body and sent to Constantinople by worst turk to proclaim Vlad III Tepes defeat. How wrong they think he was gone.. For his cruel and evil such he climbed out of hell and return to his clay. Very important clay actually because this demon need sleep in own clay to not perish from the obscure reports my spymaster manage to get on this crap, and speak of obscurity, real obscurity and mess with some big deal.
The demon broke me, not because we fail to defeat him. It was a difficult battle for the demon was supernatural in power, but eventually one of STRONG Serbian soldiers REMOVED HEAD and without his head the undead Vlad III suddenly burnt into ashes.
REMOVE ASHES FROM THE PREMISES, dip them in holy water then close holy water vial forever. Not take any chances. With the monster gone his grip over Vlad IV's will was lost and then Vlad IV was willing to negotiate. He realize how bad his situation next to kebab lovers of Wallachia is and thus the terms were set for the peace. He thanked the Serbian king for freeing him from the mind domination of the demon as well.
But the demon broke me, because what I saw inside that castle made me lose all my faith in god. Of course I still attend to mass out of need to pretend I am faith, but what god would allow such a monstrosity to take place? Forgive me, for I also help with monstrosity I was blind by hate I know now there is only one righteous way to deal with traitor, kebab and mongol: removing them at once and not in slow painful way.
When I return to Moravian Serbia a strange English diplomatic threatened me should I mention what I see inside castle or should I not keep soldiers in check to not spread it. I remove his head from neck fucking scum disrespect against my rule and personal threats in particular will not tolerate, and then like the other demon he became ashes. So now it is clear nosferatu demons are everywhere, even disguise among us, and that England may be haven for this monsters. I need to think. This go public it could not go well, lead people to wild goose chaces.
Instead, I return to Transylvania to finish negotiations and mention the scum I surprised and ashed back home. Vlad IV was apale from hearing it. I propose therefore more than him giving Serbia Tupac's gold, I propose we form a new Order of the Dragon as I offer for a superficial significance of this new order and a new alliance: the next Serbian king will, fittingly, belong to the Dracul-Brankovic dynasty, and from the shadows, the new Order of the Dragon shall investigate extent of demons and identify them, then once all set, let the peoples know their existence and REMOVE all of them from the premises of the entire world.
Thus the renewed Ordo Dracul began its quest to hunt demons in secrecy while in public another grett victroy for Serbia happen.
we are rich and have gold now hahahahaha because of tupac
you are ppoor stink turk ... you live in a hovel hahahaha you live in a yurt
