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Games You Wouldn't Play Even With A Gun Held To Your Pods

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by JackOfOwls, Mar 25, 2020.

  1. JackOfOwls Liturgist

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    Okay, I'm a broadminded guy but there are one or two games I wouldn't play even at gunpoint. I saw something recently called Cumming Hotel - A Gay Furry Slice of Life. Yeah. What's yours?

    However, I have to say that in a crisis situation with an actual loaded gun held to my pods, I can't say with 100% certainty that I wouldn't play it, but I thought I'd say so anyway for dramatic effect. Have a great day.
     
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  2. Lacrymas Arcane

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    The nu-Fallouts. Most MMOs. Most JRPGs. Most shooters.
     
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  3. DalekFlay Arcane Patron

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    I would play any video game to avoid death, sorry edge-lords.

    The ones I would least like to play would be a sports management game of some kind.
     
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  4. Cerulean Learned

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    Tower Defense games. It's my one gaming blind spot. They bore me to death. The gun held to my head would be quicker, and more merciful.
     
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  6. Silverfish Novice

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    Their version of the elevator scene from The Shining is pretty wild.
     
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  7. JackOfOwls Liturgist

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    Let me guess: it wasn't blood.
     
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  8. Syme Learned

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    Open world survival bullshit. You know, the ones where you start naked and after three hours of grinding you made a knife out of your own frozen shit, only to then get murdered and teabagged by some Russian dude with an assault rifle.
     
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  10. Onionguy Educated

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    divinity games- eyesores + silliness
    outer worlds- eyesores + sjw pretentiousness
    borderlands 3- eyesores + edginess
    doom eternal- eyesores + I just don't want to play it because i am afraid that i may end up liking it, and that would be truly dramatic.
     
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    Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    Realms of Arkania HD
     
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  12. Kruno Liturgist Shitposter

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    Thank god no one mentioned Doom Eternal. I would have lost my shit!
     
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    Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
     
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  16. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    Omae wa mo shindeiru.
     
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  17. Somberlain Arcane Zionist Agent

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    Inferior gaijin games.
     
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  19. Magnat Arcane

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    Same, but for me it'd be some autistic borefest like Dwarf Fortress.
     
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  20. Zlaja Arcane

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    Mobas and battle royale garbage.
     
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  21. Outlander Custom Tags Are For Fags. Patron

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    Divinity: Original Sin Wasteland 2
    Fortnite, PUBG and the like, and any of those degenerate hentai aberrations.
     
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  22. Wyatt_Derp Scholar

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    Mass Effect Andromeda, because playing it would make my pods tired.
     
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  23. Yosharian Cipher

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    Spore. One of the worst 'games' I've ever played. So disappointing.
     
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