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Good news for you losers: You can order an egirl to play games with you now

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by rusty_shackleford, Mar 19, 2020.

  1. rusty_shackleford Arcane

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    https://www.egirl.gg/
    https://www.wired.com/story/egirlgg-videogames-egirls-fee/

    Show Spoiler
     
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  2. J_C One Bit Studio Patron Developer

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    Better spend that money on a hooker, less shameful than paying for a Fortnite partner.
     
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  3. rusty_shackleford Arcane

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  4. jackofshadows Learned

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    Can't see any rools section. I mean, how is that even works? If she obligated to use voice chat like discord, then you can order her around, call her "useless slut" etc while she would be endure that or even encourage like a proper hooker
    :hmmm:
     
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  5. Melcar Arcane

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    Can't access the site :M.


    :negative:
     
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  6. Reinhardt Arcane

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    How much for 3 girls for adnd campaign?
     
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  7. DalekFlay Arcane Patron

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    In the gig economy, every girl selling herself to loser guys was inevitable. Hopefully my wife dies first and I can take advantage of the Uber for Hookers app that is sure to come.
     
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  8. Reinhardt Arcane

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    I will name them Aerie, Viconia and Jaheira and make them fight over CHARNAME.
     
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  9. Morkar illiterate

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    When we play a videogame together how can I manage to fap to them at the same time?
     
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  10. SumDrunkGuy Arbiter

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    can she shows me bewbs?
     
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  11. jackofshadows Learned

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    Have you consider a divorce?
     
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  12. Morkar illiterate

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    too pricey ofc
     
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  13. Yes. Arcane Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin 2 Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    If this means I can finally find someone to play Ashen with, I might have to indulge.
     
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  14. jackofshadows Learned

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    Aye, guess you're right. Btw, what are the advantages of marriage in the first place in the USA, anyway?
     
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  15. badger76 Learned

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    How DARE you!?
     
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  16. abnaxus Arcane Patron

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    I want to play Death Knights of Krynn with Scorpia.
     
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  17. udm Arcane Patron

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    Cheeky bastard.
     
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  18. DalekFlay Arcane Patron

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    I don't want her dead now. She gives me sex and draws away the kids, and chemicals in my brain tell me I love her. I just want her to die a few years before me when we're old, so I can bang a bunch of whores.
     
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  19. AwesomeButton Cut a deal with the authorities Patron

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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    In the future:

    "I play fortnite with your wife every day, loser, you better thank me for that money"
     
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  20. zwanzig_zwoelf Graverobber Foundation Developer

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    Does that mean I can pay girls to suffer play through Wizardry IV?
     
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  21. udm Arcane Patron

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    Sadly, you can't. It's only the typical mainstream shit that they'll play (see the left sidebar).

    It would be pretty funny to get them to try out VQ3 or HOMM3 or some other old-school shit.
     
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  22. Wyatt_Derp Savant

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    And here I thought the internet reached its lowest point when we found out that men actually pay to watch fat chicks to eat food.
     
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  23. Monk Arcane

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    Change your DNS server?
     
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  24. Tarantulos-Eduardo-Sanchez Arcane

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    God, even the hookers are lazy these days.
     
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  25. Fedora Master Arcane Patron

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    The list of games on that site really tells you everything you need to know.
     
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