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[Black Angel]

10:09 "Permission granted, to come inside me."

 

[PulsatingBrain]

I have a moment of hype every time I get an alert for this thread and see a video...

...then Mandalore

 

[jebsmoker]

mandalore's really good but i do prefer sseth's more irreverent humor in his reviews more often that not

 

[Black]

Oooh, you're gonna make Sseth loyalists angry.

 

[Puukko]

Spoiler

I like both.

 

[Black Angel]

Oooh, you're gonna make Sseth loyalists angry.

Meh, Sseth (((loyalists))) are just in denial that he and Mandy are one and the same.

On a more serious note, the best way to go about this is to have (((someone))) split the thread into this one and another one for Mandy. The review I shared above is kinda special, not just because of another one of Sseth cameo, but also because the execution mirrors more and more like that of Sseth (basically Mandy went on to tell his personal experience as a way to present the review, minus the memes and chaotic editing). To make long story short, another game sold to me added to my.... bloated list of.... backlog........

So many games, so very little time

 

[Black]

Spoiler

 

[Murk]

hey hey coomers

 

[Dayyālu]

I'm sorta disappointed the Lobotomy Corporation gals didn't get a victory in the vote.

That one would deserve a review, it's a best worst game at its finest (I mean, the gameplay is some kind of weird hybrid of a bad mobile game with some devious stuff thrown in, and it has ... how I can say, a peculiarity you don't find that often).

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

Don't forget to buy your Python-5, I-Derby, and I-Derby ER Missiles for all your air superiority needs.

 

[biggestboss]

 

[DJOGamer PT]

 

[biggestboss]

Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Unbiased™ | Objective™

 

[Citizen]

Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Unbiased™ | Objective™

It's not here yet

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Fucking tease

 

[Citizen]

What the fuck am I watching, Spazz Maticus anime?

 

[Catacombs]

TL;DW: HoMM 3 still best; HoMM 5 is meh.

EDIT: According to the video. I don't have an opinion on the matter.

 

[biggestboss]

I've never actually played a HoMM game. Is 3 the only one I should play?

 

[smaug]

I've never actually played a HoMM game. Is 3 the only one I should play?

3 is a bit better, but 2 is still very worth playing.

 

[Citizen]

3 is a bit better, but 2 is still very worth playing.

3 is somewhat better gameplay-wise, but 2 is much better looking and has a better campaign. Also 3 pretty much HOMOgenized all factions a little bit too much, going away from HoMM2's formula where every town had a clear powerspike in early/late game due to army costs and strength

 

[Citizen]

TL;DW: HoMM 3 still best; HoMM 5 is meh.

I love HoMM a lot and replay HoMM2 campaign almost every year, but nowadays I'd say Eador: Genesis + NH is the best HoMM game

 

[Murk]

The porn is... uhh... yeah.

 

[PrettyDeadman]

Based Sseth dabbed on all the nerds who said HoMM5 was bad.

 

[biggestboss]

If I were to only buy one HoMM on Steam, which would it be to get the best experience for a newcomer?

 

[Citizen]

If I were to only buy one HoMM on Steam, which would it be to get the best experience for a newcomer?

There are no good HoMMs on steam. Steam doesn't have 2 and steam version of 3 is a terrible ubisoft remaster with prosper-tier graphics and no expansions.

Get 2 or 3 on gog or any abadonware site honestly, it's not like their creators would get any money anyway. If you are limited to steam, then roll with a HoMM5 + 5.5 mod or Eador: Genesis + NH mod for best HoMM experience