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Discussion in 'Golden Era Games' started by Cleveland Mark Blakemore, Jan 13, 2019 at 10:45 AM.

  1. Cleveland Mark Blakemore Golden Era Games Übermensch Developer

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    When I lived up in Queensland I purchased a used Rubidium Atomic Clock ($340 AUD on EBay) that sat in a corner of my study for two years before I gave it to somebody else. I kept hoping to hook it up once I sorted out the mold problems in the shelter, but I didn't want to take it down there and have it get infected, it was too precious a piece of gear. It also required 240 volts and I had wired the shelter with 12 volts plus inverters. Too much current draw as well.

    Anyway, I found out that over the past twenty years somebody has recognized the problems with the demand for Atomic Clocks (especially for shelters in the worst case scenario where you don't even have sunlight for a couple of years, nuclear winter/supervolcano) and they have begun manufacturing low cost boards with an RS-232 interface control set and rated for about 8000 years of perfectly accurate time.

    I can't stop looking at it. I frequently close the blinds at night and surf to the site, slowly fondling myself as I read over the specs once again. The thrill never goes away. I have to have it. Just cannot afford it right now. This plus a nixie tube display for it and I would be over the moon. I'd put it somewhere central in my shelter so it could run NTP service for all devices.

    https://www.thinksrs.com/products/prs10.html

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    Tell me that isn't the coolest thing you'ever seen. Driven by a flake of Rubidium, would be keeping time even when I wake up from Hypersleep in 5077 A.D., still be the best thing I ever got for the shelter.
     
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  2. Generic-Giant-Spider Prophet

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    God, I wish you were my dad.

    You wouldn't want me as your son, I'd disappoint the fuck out of you and bring shame to the Blakemore name. But if you ever look into adoption, shout out to ya boi here.
     
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  3. deama Arbiter

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    At least one of your babies should have the blakemore gene.
     
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  4. Sheep Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    Nixie tubes are fucking shit. They're pretty, sure but they're such a fucking chore(additional voltage level because fuck you).
     
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  5. Cleveland Mark Blakemore Golden Era Games Übermensch Developer

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    If the above sounds like too expensive an option for your shelter, there is an alternative approach that assumes that there will still be Greenwich Mean Time transmitters or GPS Satellites transmitting after ITZ, which is almost certain. Almost as good to hitch an NTP server to.

    https://www.rs-online.com/designspark/atomic-time-for-the-raspberry-pi

    Lots of comms and shelter operations can depend on accurate time even in a total ITZ where there is no sun for several years or even longer. Aside from saving your sanity by knowing when it is nighttime and when daytime (big problem for people underground for centuries) there are also numerous applications that require accurate timekeeping to work properly.

    If you're looking for great music to listen to while you tune your atomic clock post-ITZ ...

    https://youtu.be/Ta2-VXNIhH0

    I've listened to this album for hours and hours while working in the shelter. Very amygdala stimulating. Builds your mind until it is strong so you don't end up a millennial weaboo weakling who can't take bad news.
     
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  6. TZ3K Arcane

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    Have you ever thought of doing your own guide to prepping? For interested codexers.
     
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  7. Cleveland Mark Blakemore Golden Era Games Übermensch Developer

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    There is a YouTube channel coming this year, hell or high water. The pilot will open with the release of CDS-Core on Github and every episode will be about adjunct applications of CDS-Core.

    Once I have the manual done this is a very high priority.

    P.S. Primary target in addition to all other platforms will be FreeDOS for CDS-Core with minimal 110K command .com and a few support files. Got this running in Lua at present using only packet driver. Most DOS to this day will run the universal packet driver for networking. No threads, only co-processing and co-synced Lua scripting. Runs Telnet VT-100+ service in addition to HTTP, DNS and PDF report generation all built-in along with voice synthesis right from server. Nothing else installed. I have shaved it down over the years to the most elemental primordial system you could imagine. Of course, map server and remote tracking of topside teams all built-in including to mobile phones using browser calls on local networking. (Mainly built out of empty pringle's cans which can transmit WIFI signals up to 100 miles or more)

    P.P.S. Real time test of the tracking system conducted from my car using a virtual IP Address, worked like a charm.
     

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  8. Sigourn Arcane Village Idiot

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    General RPG Discussion
     
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  9. lophiaspis Savant

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    If you're really that concerned with survival, wouldn't a gym membership be a better investment?
     
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  10. Sheep Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    Cleve is old as fuck and likely can lift more than you.
     
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  11. TheImplodingVoice Learned

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    You want Cleve to come to your house? Because this is how you get Cleve to come to your house
     
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  12. Incendax Scholar

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    He kicks your ass AND installs a shiny new Rubidium Atomic Clock in your bunker.
     
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  13. Latro Arcane

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    wouldn't a post apoc wasteland favor dudes who could do a ton of cardio though? thinking of military dudes who walk/jog around carrying 75lbs backpacks
     
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  14. Sheep Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    Wasteland yes. Lifting stones and concrete blocks while rebuilding civilization not.
     
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  15. Feyd Rautha Cipher Patron

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    Where's the fundraiser? It's the least we can do
     
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  16. Doktor Best Arcane

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    Theres a show on Netflix called "Doomsday Preppers". I watched every single episode and was pretty disappointed that Cleve didnt make an appearance.
     
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  17. Cleveland Mark Blakemore Golden Era Games Übermensch Developer

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    They contacted me here in Australia and interviewed me over the phone in 2012.

    Seriously, Doomsday Preppers is stealth propaganda designed to make all preppers look like lunatics. They don't want to host people with clinical IQs somewhere over 180 on that show because it might be too persuasive. Some of the clowns on Doomsday Preppers are so functionally illiterate they can barely put a sentence together. I think they were scared by the idea of somebody like me appearing on their show, who can change people's minds with only a couple of apt expressions. This is the same reason my site got taken down. It is the most sincere form of flattery when they ignore you completely like Trump. Then you win.
     
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  18. Cleveland Mark Blakemore Golden Era Games Übermensch Developer

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    What do you bench, partner? Surely you can do better than some ancient, wizened 56 year old who is practically farting dust, despite the fact said 56 year old is frequently mistaken for a 12 year old boy. What with your "gym membership" and ... everything.

    Guy, I bet you're tearing it up in there and mixing it up with an occasional spray of floral scented gatorade just to keep it sexy ...

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    I kill guys like this going to and from the gym with casual backhands. Their wiry carcasses drop into drainage ditches and are eaten by the buzzards.
     
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  19. thesheeep Arcane

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    Something that is very hard to pull off, no doubt.
     
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  20. DavidBVal 4 Dimension Games Patron Developer

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    Worry not about doomsday until everyone has paid his mortgage. Banks won't allow you to escape so easily.
     
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  21. .Pixote. Educated

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    The man drove right past my house...it's uncanny to know the legendary Cleveland Mark Blakemore lives in the same city.
     
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  22. Monkey Baron Educated

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    link your amazon wishlist babe
     
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  23. Politician Lurker King

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    You origin is one of your essential properties, which means you could never be his son in any possible world. This is basic modal metaphysics. Sorry. Or maybe you could be his adoptive son. In this case, you would have had both a superior home schooling and parenting that would be a game changer in your life. We are talking about at least more 40 IQ points than you have now.
     
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  24. mohrg Novice

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    Talking about atoms, clocks, and survival, always wanted to ask: are you doing something about the Rn levels in your granite shelter?
     
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  25. PhantasmaNL Arcane Patron

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    Cleveland Mark Blakemore may i suggest reconsidering publishing your prep nuggets of wisdom on YT..

    I dont know if you have been there lately but the place is 1984 incarnate, taken over by the Thought Police.

    WrongThink content is demonitized or taken down immediately, your channel will be Live for a week at most, with SJW hit squads hunting down offensive content 24/7.

    As long as it is capable of doing fiat currency transactions and is not taken down by Mastercard cs, bitchute might be a somewhat viable alternative.
     
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