How do you prefer your USB drives?

none of those are that good, since they both seem to have somewhat fragile bits that will stick out and get broken off or tangled in other shit. they look also somewhat ginormous for usb drives.
is that the only option you got or can you also design a sliding one?

 

As an Amerikwan, I can't read millimeters and I'm getting a mental picture of Christmas tree-sized USB sticks here.

 

Where do the orders get send from? Because the chances are I get shitload of taxes on top of those prices which will milk my already dry wallet even drier.

 

Give us this

 

I'd rather order a butane torch.

 

That's copyrighted.

 

A multi-headed dicks USB would look best jutting out of my office computer... plus being caught by the office cute girl, her eyes meet yours, and you give her a sly look that says, "that's right... multi-headed dicks."

You know, what I'd really buy is a lapel pin. Like all those US politicians who make it mandatory to wear the flag on their suit lapel.... except, dicks.


Golf balls would also work well. You lose them, some old guy is poking around in the reeds on the hole 5 water trap. He's all stoked he's found your ball. Then, he holds it up and turns it around, wiping the mud off with his thumb...

Heart attack. And victory.


Seriously, I'd order a pack of custom golf balls.

 

oh yeah, codex troll lapel pin would be sweet too.

 

I was kidding, Jesus Christ.

The troll is 3.4 inches tall, about the same length as alkeides' fully erect penis, give or take.

 

those three sticking out dicks look like they would break very easily, and even with the space between legs filled, with the giant sticking out foot and much narrower connection to the rest of the body it looks like a disaster waiting to happen. and even if the arms are filled, with them sticking out like that they will wear off and look weird very fast, same for feet if they don't break off.
smaller and square housing size with just a norma print would be more attractive imo, although the print is likely to wear off fast unless you give it raised edges or protect it some other way. it being so wide and hugeass makes also makes it very unpractical and more of a pure novelty item, which kinda defeats the purpose of also being an usb drive somewhat.

 

IMO he MHD should be used for a splitter:

 

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These would be printed too anyway, no? So instead of ending up with a blank square you'll end up with a blank unidentifiable blobby shape.
Would not buy.
Also lol at the troll having a belly on his back. Just make both sides identical or print RPGWatch on the back.

 

How do you know that guy is a Codexer ? He has a MULTI HEADED DICKS OH GOD ITS HEAVAN USB drive.

 

Any usb stick that renders neighboring usb connectors unusable with its humongous size belongs to a trash bin.

 

Better just get someone to do some nice 3D models and sell them on Shapeways as miniatures or accessories. At least then you'd have the chance of selling 1 or 2.

Besides, what lady wouldn't crave MHD earrings? What monocled gentleman wouldn't adorn his tie with a troll pin?

 

How about offer a prize for those who come up with (new) practical and clever designs for the USB drives. The above designs have some issues as mentioned.

 

Now this would be fun.

 

How bout make this red, put a codex head on the cap and the words "Does not scale to your level"

 

Don't get comma-cute with me.

I wonder if you can stuff a tiny little USB drive into a d20? I'd definitely purchase a USB drive in the form of a #48505F blue d20 with white lettering.

 

Waiting for Prosper's entry.

 

I'm going to lose the cap and then not see the troll head anymore.