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How to motivate your players to have sex realistically?

Discussion in 'Codex Workshop' started by Tavernking, May 20, 2019.

  1. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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  2. anvi Cipher Village Idiot

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    Maybe your character could have some sort of misery/depression that increases as you spend time without getting laid. Or you could be like a vampire that has to 'feed' regularly. In Leisure Suit Larry you have to get laid, it is the objective of the game. But really this whole thing sounds a bit stoopid. I mean, if you make a character that has some decent dialogue and looks nice, a player will want to fuck it anyway. I bet the vast majority of people who played Bloodlines were desperate to sex every slutty female character in the game, it just didn't let you. Men don't really need any motivation.
     
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  3. Corvinus Arbiter Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    If the dungeon they are exploring turns out to be a rape dungeon it will be both realistic and a need (for the ogres inhabiting it). Just handle that stuff tastefully, and, if your player say "no", they really mean "yes".
     
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  4. UnknownBro Savant

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    You have Clerics in your game?

    Because if you do they'll better have another mean of reducing stress like praying for their god.

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    Or molesting children.


    More authentic this way.
     
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  5. Corvinus Arbiter Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
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    Sup bro?
     
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