Grand Strategy Imperator: Rome - the new grand strategy from Paradox

[Life of the Party]

 

[fantadomat]

Buahahaha the fuck is this "guy". Love the close up shot of him,it is amusing how his eyes just move from side to side while reading the script. Buahahahah this is so sad.

 

[Wyatt_Derp]

LOL. He skipped right passed transitioning to a woman and went right to James Bond villain.

Gamer - 'Do you expect me to believe that you fixed the AI pathfinding and diplomacy bugs with the latest patch?'

Paradox Snokes/Moby Emperor guy - 'No, Mr. Gamer. I expect you to die!'

This is how you promote your material, Paradox. Please leave the Xanax and estrogen pills at home.

 

[Alienman]

He might be one of those Chinese AI newsreaders.

 

[HeroMarine]

I already posted once that this guy is super weird. He's doing the company a disservice.

 

[Wyatt_Derp]

He might be one of those Chinese AI newsreaders.

Boys to be Amy. Girls to be Lingling... robble robble robble.

 

[Agame]

It warms my heart to see this is still "Mostly Negative" on Steam.

And this shit still makes me laugh:

“Huge, inventive and the reason I'm sleep deprived. It's brilliant.”
92/100 – PC Gamer

Top Steam user review:
"A dull, empty, vapid shell of a game that seems to exist purely to provide a platform for the dozens of expansions Paradox certainly had planned. They really messed up their usual strategy this time: instead of releasing 50% of a promising game, they released 25% of a drab, yawn-inducing bore. Imperator: Rome is the rice cake of video games, except it's only a quarter of a rice cake, it costs £35, the toppings costs extra, and no toppings are available yet."

 

[Goliath]

Buahahaha the fuck is this "guy". Love the close up shot of him,it is amusing how his eyes just move from side to side while reading the script. Buahahahah this is so sad.

Paradox developers all look like that or worse. Complete omega dweebs.

We are talking about people who ban you for refering to the Ottomans as "kebab", because, you know, we don't want to hurt the feelings of the genocidal Muslim conquerors who wiped out occidental civilization in Anatolia, by mass murdering, raping, and enslaving the Greeco-Roman Christian population whose land they invaded. And they tried to do that with the rest of our civilization too. No, we don't want to disrespect these nice people or the modern Muslims who glorify them.

I admit, I like Stellaris and EU4, but the people behind these games are disgusting cucks.

 

[Tigranes]

You seem really butthurt about these 'omega dweebs'.

All I need to know about Paradox developers is their current, seemingly inevitable decline into shitty copypasta half-products.

 

[fantadomat]

You seem really butthurt about these 'omega dweebs'.

All I need to know about Paradox developers is their current, seemingly inevitable decline into shitty copypasta half-products.

At the current political climate,it is good to know how cucked the devs are. Paradox is swedish studio all in all,they are super ultra mega cucks,and that is affecting the product they are making.

 

[Tigranes]

You seem really butthurt about these 'omega dweebs'.

All I need to know about Paradox developers is their current, seemingly inevitable decline into shitty copypasta half-products.

At the current political climate,it is good to know how cucked the devs are. Paradox is swedish studio all in all,they are super ultra mega cucks,and that is affecting the product they are making.

That just means you encourage the most annoying and stupid part of the 'current political climate'. What am I supposed to think, these people are cucks so their games must be librul cancer? Isn't that just like the people who scream you aren't allowed to enjoy anything made by white men or something? It's not my job to police what some random dudes think. They can be judged by their actual job... which they are increasingly failing at.

 

[fantadomat]

You seem really butthurt about these 'omega dweebs'.

All I need to know about Paradox developers is their current, seemingly inevitable decline into shitty copypasta half-products.

At the current political climate,it is good to know how cucked the devs are. Paradox is swedish studio all in all,they are super ultra mega cucks,and that is affecting the product they are making.

That just means you encourage the most annoying and stupid part of the 'current political climate'. What am I supposed to think, these people are cucks so their games must be librul cancer? Isn't that just like the people who scream you aren't allowed to enjoy anything made by white men or something? It's not my job to police what some random dudes think. They can be judged by their actual job... which they are increasingly failing at.

One is judging people on their skin colour or some other outside thing,while i judge them on their mental capacity as liberal cucks.

 

[Tigranes]

Hey, if you enjoy digging into every developer's mental capacity, go ahead. Seems much easier to just observe the actual product, because if it's smeared with ideology you can smell it pretty quick. The retarded thing about the "current political climate" is all the keyboard warriors trying to detect whether you're sufficiently left / right / feminist / not feminist / whatever, and I don't want to contribute to that.

 

[fantadomat]

Hey, if you enjoy digging into every developer's mental capacity, go ahead. Seems much easier to just observe the actual product, because if it's smeared with ideology you can smell it pretty quick. The retarded thing about the "current political climate" is all the keyboard warriors trying to detect whether you're sufficiently left / right / feminist / not feminist / whatever, and I don't want to contribute to that.

Who the fuck is digging that shit up???? Those retards go around and brag about that shit,you could also see it in their games lol.

 

[catfood]

I had no idea Soytama was working for Pradox.

 

[Space Satan]

HUGE SUCCESS

 

[Werdna's Revenge]

lol, at this point they may as well take Imperator out behind the shed, put it down, and hope everyone forgets about its existence.

 

[Goliath]

Redditers be like:

Now this is epic

And no, the poster is not being sarcastic.

Only about 2000 players? Right after the release of the new patch?! Epic?

Time to face the facts:

 

[ZeniBot]

Dude had the opportunity to make CKII set in Rome and he blew it.

And that's what fucking sucks because EU:Rome was closer to that than this is. They somehow managed to make an even worse game than EU:Rome.

 

[curry]

Wait, is that lab-grown creep whose egg head I'd like crack open the guy behind the game?

 

[Preben]

Wait, is that lab-grown creep whose egg head I'd like crack open the guy behind the game?

Nah, it's Johan himself who made that turd. This guy is just part of the necromancy team that tries to revive the corpse.

 

[Life of the Party]

 

[fantadomat]

No imperator lol

 

[Wyatt_Derp]

No imperator lol

Honest mistake. After watching that Cicero patch video everyone fell into a deep sleep and only recently woke up. Playing catch up often leaves some extra clerical work due to cognitive haze.

Those Swedes at Paradox should get the Chef to fix their games. At least he has the pragmatic trait.

 

[eater of pie]

This was such a pathetic let down. Hopefully paradox can do better with CK3