Is inquisition actually a bad game or do people just hate it because of the gay stuff?

[hivemind]

curious about this issue

 

[SerratedBiz]

It's a faggot game, made by cocksuckers who were taking it up the ass when they made their gameplay decisions, designed with all sort of anus-pounding cockblocking checkpoints. The skills are fruity, the characters are cumgobblers and enemies are nothing short of ballmunchers.

I know nothing about any gay stuff, tho.

 

[Mark.L.Joy]

 

[SpaceWizardz]

The only use I got out of it was a timesink while waiting for other games.
Leave it to Bioware to make a game where you run a religious organization called "The Inquisition" have the most toothless and inoffensive story that is possible in the setting, whoever was responsible for the disney sing-a-long needs to be smacked really hard across the head with a rolled up newspaper.

 

[Old Hans]

its not a terrible game, but its not a good rpg. the tactical system sucks horrible ass thanks to the frostbite engine. The areas you explore around are nice look though

 

[Glaucon]

It's a functional singleplayer mmo. If you're into that, dive right in.

 

[Ismaul]

It's a faggot game, made by cocksuckers who were taking it up the ass when they made their gameplay decisions, designed with all sort of anus-pounding cockblocking checkpoints. The skills are fruity, the characters are cumgobblers and enemies are nothing short of ballmunchers.

I know nothing about any gay stuff, tho.

I think that's a plus in hivemind's book. He wants to ride the Bull.

 

[Xeon]

Story kinda sucks for the main game, they made the boss an imbecile after the first attack on the base, he doesn't do anything after that attack and you just win against him at every turn with no counters or repercussion for someone you should fear or something. Last DLC where they continue the main story started out pretty dumb but I somewhat liked it a little bit after the start, music was pretty good at the last minutes.

Game world looks really good, but quests sucks pretty bad, they feel very mmo like. Combat was alright for the most part but the camera was kinda shitty for M+K.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

The dlc where you go to the deep roads is pretty good

 

[Theldaran]

1 attack, 1 click.

Does it not look retarded to you??

 

[luj1]

DAI is terrible and I even don't know about any faggot stuff (except the bull thing)

 

[TT1]

Its totally console oriented. I tried to play it on the pc and I couldnt even understand what was going on, during the combat. Its terrible.

 

[moon knight]

 

[gerey]

It's a game with Inquisition in the title, yet at no point does the player ever do anything even remotely similar to what an inquisitor ought to do.

The writing is also completely shit, it reads like a tumblr fanfic, primarily because it was written by fat tumblrtards.

 

[Hellion]

The first 10 or so hours of the game are possibly its worst part due to the blatant MMO design philosophy (almost all quests in the game's first area are "collect 10 bear pelts" or "capture 3 control points" or stuff like that), which makes sense considering that Inquisition was developed as an MMO at least for part of its initial development cycle.

After that it opens up a bit and you get to meet old characters from the previous games, which was nice. There's also the occasional "choice and consequence" during quests, especially when dealing with the whole Templars vs Chantry aspect of the plot. Putting the faggotry aside, all in all I'd say it was OK-ish as a Dragon Aids game.

 

[Neanderthal]

Alright game, I liked playing an Inquisitor in a faux medieval setting, translation and gameplay were a bit shaky but it were a Czech game I think so I wasn't expecting a streamlined experience. Where else do you get to torture and kill deviants in modern piss weak games?

Deus Vult.

 

[NatureOfMan]

It was very boring for me and I just didn't like the zones/hubs having the sane quests over and over again. It felt like I was playing an MMO but hell even ESO had better and tougher quests like this. I can't speak for the characters and the way they were written because I do not remember a single one of them. There was the typical stronk womyn warrior with short hair and that's about it.

 

[Mark Richard]

It's a functional singleplayer mmo. If you're into that, dive right in.

Don't know which to hate more - single-player RPGs that play like MMOs, or MMOs that play like single-player RPGs. Meshing these two opposing design philosophies has always produced a malformed hybrid whose very internal physiology is at war with itself, yet this particular hybrid has spread to every major RPG franchise. A whimpering lack of commitment paired with the belief that games should be all things to all people, has continually eroded what once made Dragon Age a promising series. Mass Effect and KOTOR couldn't escape either.

Inquisition has two sides that don't mix - the open world collectathon and the story-driven RPG. Every time the story starts to get interesting, the momentum comes to a screeching halt as players are asked to endure hours of repetitive MMO-like busywork well below the dignity of a king/queen, all to provide the illusion of content that the masses demand. The difference between those sides is night & day. Story locations have camerawork, a greater range of animation, choice & consequences, and better dialogue.

 

[c2007]

Made on PC for PC.

At launch, KBM controls are absolutely hot garbage.

13 patches later... Yeah, still shit.

If the game wasn't a poorly made MMO, nobody would have made a stink about the shoehorned tranny.

As it was released, the content was barren and when that sort of shit is just carelessly thrown in, it gets some hate for good reason.

I didn't hate it because it was gay, I hated it because it was shit.

 

[Xeon]

There was a tranny?

Hope in the next game they will bring back the Architect and do a better job with him and don't ruin him. Would have been nice to find out a little more about the enchantment little guy instead of getting Adna or something.

Edit:
Ooh, just remembered. Bull's second or something.

 

[santino27]

It's a shit game. MMO questing married to a singleplayer game with crap story, stupid characters, and lousy combat.

 

[karoliner]

It's complete shit, literally no redeeming features. A shitty MMO pretending to be a single player game. One of the first optional quests is literally killing wolves to bring back the pelts. Just like in World of Warcraft in 2005. Characters are impossibly bland they have absolutely nothing interesting to say. There is this character that is supposed to be this super cool necromancer noble from Tevinter and instead of talking about that he talks about how his daddy didn't love him. For some reason half the cast is bisexual. Story is always sucking your dick treating you like the chosen one.

There is a scene where everyone is singing in the snow after they got kicked from their base. My face was red from the secondhand embarrassment. Corypheus, the only somewhat interesting villain in the series returns from the DLC of 2, but doesn't do jack. Shit combat, forgettable music, bland artsyle.


I regret pirating it.

 

[Ismaul]

There is a scene where everyone is singing in the snow after they got kicked from their base.

 

[Humanity has risen!]

Any game where homosexuality is encouraged should be boycotted completely.

 

[Ismaul]

boycotted

You mean boy-cotted, amirite?

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