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Journey to the Centre of Arcanum - CYOA

Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by ironyuri, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    Once again I have killed a LP thread.
     
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  2. Rumsfeld Scholar

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    No, ironyuri is a bit of a cock tease 'I'm working on the update this weekend (16 Nov)', here's what I'm watching for inspiration...

    Keeping us in suspense.
     
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  3. ironyuri Guest

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    I've been battered by a heavy work load and some real life matters, my dearest bros.

    Herr Kleinmann shall return post-haste. I won't set a deadline, but I am getting back to writing as we speak.

    In the words of Bertolt Brecht: "Man kann's machen wenn man's machen kann."

    Ps. Blackhart, your contributions are appreciated. You haven't killed it, bro.
     
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  4. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    Fuck life. Codex is all there is.
     
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  5. Bloodshifter Educated

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    Alas capt tis false truths apon thine lips for 'codex' is but a fleeting moment in our tumultuous life one that we shall wish to last many lifetimes to grace us and our progeny *broods*
     
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  6. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    No poetry nor funny words when a simple MOAR shall suffice.
     
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  7. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    Remember, when we finally begin fighting officially, we must remember what great fags before us have accomplished:

     
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  8. Monty Arcane

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    moar
     
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  9. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    MOAR!
     
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  10. tuluse Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong
    I sort of picture our character more like John Cleese from the British Officer Class skit.

    Lions in Africa?!
     
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  11. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    Perhaps a bit more devious.
     
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  12. Rumsfeld Scholar

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    As we approach the 4 week anniversary of the last update I have composed something special to commemorate the occasion:

    M
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  13. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    Seriously, WTF?
    I didn't realize it was that long ago.
    FUcking UPDATE!
     
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  14. Tigranes Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    I demand that the Codex be obliged to have at least one live Arcanum CYOA at any given time, like a sacred flame that mus tnot be extinguished.
     
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  15. tuluse Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong
    I can't stop thinking about this CYOA. So much so that I came up with a character concept just for fun.

    As a half-elf prostitute in Tarant, you contracted a certain... condition. You started experimenting with various plants and curatives to treat it, and were quite successful. Soon all the other girls wanted your treatments. Soon you were doing just as well with your concoctions as you were whoring. You attracted the attention of a an elderly herbologist who asked you to become her apprentice. You accepted and worked at her shop for several months, but her age was quite advanced and she died. Now you're on your own again, seeking your fortune.

    Now update ironyuri, update!
     
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  16. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    I would read that.
     
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  17. Zorba the Hutt Arcane Weasel

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    Codex plenty writers.

    Plenty writers with plans first 3 updates, get readers involved, then abandon.
     
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  18. Tigranes Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    I hate you, ironyuri!

    Please come back to me :(
     
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  19. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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  20. Infantryman Scholar

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    This might be the most persistently bumped thread in Codex Playground history.
     
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  21. Gondolin Arcane

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    Santa had better bring me an update by Ironyuri and one by grotsnik if the sonofabitch wants to leave the house alive.
     
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  22. Bohr Arcane

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    Possibly, yes.

    ...Bump...
     
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  23. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    Seriously, I'm gonna fill this thread with an Orc rape story if Ironyuri doesn't fucking update.
     
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  24. Rumsfeld Scholar

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    Indeed.
     
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  25. Major_Blackhart Codexia Lord Sodom Patron

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    Indeedily Deed.
     
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