Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Seasons 2, 3

I know the writing is trash, but that's what you get when you post hasty updates after work.

In other news, our labradors are fully trained, all thanks to Blimbo. In fact, they are hauling most of our stuff.

When making choices, keep in mind that Season 3 starts at Saturday. There will be two more CYOA updates, provided Kalin shows up to make decisions. Therefore, he can only check two leads tops, and that's it. The link between Bliblablubb and Grimwulf will be broken, and the final d10 decides the outcome of this CYOA.

In any case, Kalin's leadership can't be that bad, right? Right?

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ftfy

 

Roll for the SPESHUL stash first. You might get lucky and get a bionic eye there.

 

Yeah, or end up a gimp-handed loser like Spiggy...

Well sheit, too tempting. Rolling!

 

Now that's happiness.

 

Nevah trust a womin unless it has a loyalty chip.

In diz case, tentacle brian-kontrol is probably da next best thing.

Gonna go with 3) let Blipblop do itz thing!

What a bunch of junk! Golden Eye would be hawt, but it's too damn pricey.

Ah well, better be responsable and stick to basics:

24 x beer
15 x medicine
36 x canned meat

Now I *think* that should leave a whoppin 4 coins for emergencies, or in case we run into an icecream monger.

Mysterious Stranger is probably just a bro watchin out for us, no need to worry about it.

Other opshuns could waste food and reduce chance of finding my bonus.

Mite be crazy, but... Fuck it!

Ima gamble on squid magic and let Bliblablubb lead.

 

Already moah C&C on one page than in a whole Bioware game. Incline.

I called dibs on the vodka. Free vodka-flavored icycles for everone I like! And for Kalin.

She is simply too smug for my liking, that's suspicious and deserves indeep investigashun. Like, mindcontrolled enslavement. Start rollin' dem dices!

 

You roll em bro, your checks your rolls. Itz up to you now!

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Rolling is under the "More options" menu in the top-right of your post, took me a while to find that.

 

Dun dun dunnnn!

 

Consider anal candles. There's close to nothing they cannot be used for. They're panacea.

 

Oh boy, fun stuff my komrade!

Don't worry about it man, I was giggling all the way through while reading it.

All right, do we have a hacker here?

 

Bliblablubb, roll a d6 for mind control check, and a d10 for ending of CYOA. In order to do that you gotta post something; then choose "more options" in upper right corner of your post; then select "roll"; then choose the right dice (d6 first, d10 second).

May Putin be with you.

:russiastronk:

 

Oh Boy!

 

Mindcontrol: rolling for initiative! Here goes nutin'

 

Crepe. Shouldn't have eaten the icycle BEFORE trying to mindcontrol someone. Don't drink and mindrape kids!

But hey, at least 1000 shekelz to spend on booze and... well actually us elder beings are above money, so Kalin can spend it on womyn if he likes. (And I am pretty sure she would have stabbed me in my sleep eventually anyway)




Next up: rolling for Grimwulf's fate. Still boozed.

 

Criticool hit! You better spawn Grimwulf carrying yuge amounts of ice cream for that!


If there was any doubt Grimwulf was destined to return: the dice don't lie!

:russia::russiastronk::russia:

 

4 is a success bro

 

In my book yes. Kalinski might have preferred an obidient luv slave instead.

 

But you're not rolling on the "convince to stay in KKK" table, you're rolling on the "mind raep (tasteful?)" table.

 

It's just temporary solution. When you find Grimwulf he can recruit her.

 

Trusting Bliblo was the right KEY CHOICE after all.

You were rolling this:

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1. Failure! The woman escapes. Kalin gets nothing.
2. Failure! Your attempt is revealed, Croc takes it personal. Kalin gets nothing.
3. Success! She is your thrall now.
4. Success! She is your thrall now.
5. Success! She is your thrall now.
6. Critical success! She is your thrall now, and Croc pays 500 silver for Kalin to keep her safe.

So she's your thrall now. Congrats!

Last CYOA update is coming this evening (Moscow time). Meanwhile, the password to both archives is Dreaad.

I'll spare you the trouble and post the contents there.

Blib's message (open) Blib's message (close)

There were several ways to decipher the symbols. First and most obvious is using the last pic in that update as the key.



Next, you could google this font if you really wanted to bruteforce the answer.

Finally, guessing password was not an impossible task either.

Since Bliblablubb considers Kalin a primitive lifeform, she tried to draw a picture, just in case he won't understand the symbols. She's not great at drawing.

destinations (open) destinations (close)

The Harbinger - hitman from mysterious company
Mysterious Man - werewolf hunting the woman
Besieged Tower - PTSD maniac, survivor of the Deer Apocalypse
Ferry - Grimwulf

We are going to the Ferry now. Well played, everyone.

 

That could hardly have turned out better

 

Ooops, wrong spoiler tag. Vodka and Putin made it a success anyway. "Teh Woman" was added to inventory. Most excellent.

Forgot aboot this. While I consider them slightly smarter than Kalin, I am still not overly attached to them. I leave it to the hivemind (or Kalin) to decide if and who we let go.

 

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa!!!