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Vapourware Let's destroy Europe one transfer at a time: a FM 16 LP

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The year is 2015 BI (Before ITZ), the call of the Prophet Mutti Merkel has been answered by millions of faithful worshipers. They have successfully infiltrated the hearts and homes of the nations of their hated enemies and are building up their armaments and support for the ensuing war to end all wars.

Meanwhile, hidden deep in their
reinforced bunkers and guarded by the Foresight of Cleve those with open eyes await the looming apocalypse: listening to the decline of Civilisation on their radios and relentlessly repeating stock checks on their supplies of canned food, MREs and meticulously stowed ammunition, they bide their time safe in the knowledge that when ITZ stops COMING and finally hits with the force of multiple nuclear bombs they shall be there to mop up all opposing forces. For in the Wasteland, as the rape hordes lose their machetes to rust, their Glocks to bad maintenance and AKs to terrible trigger discipline - the man with the biggest weapon is King.

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For the prospective invader refugee there are, thanks to the protective cloak cast by their Mutti, many places where they can bring escape the ravages of war, poverty, and a distinct lack of free money and grateful white women eager for their masculine charms.

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Seeing no way to avoid the looming destruction, loyalist forces have once again brought The Bro out of stasis. Champion of the Great Kodexian Incline of 2010, where he brought a rag-tag group of Kodexians together following the General Revolution of Iceland and took the world by storm and win the prestigious World Cup. Soon after he drifted back into his slumber Kodexia fell to incessant infighting, power struggles and self-ejection, but a core of believers have survived, scattered to the four corners of the globe but united by a single goal - prevent Decline by any means necessary.

Armed only with a brief update, guarantees to get past page three and prodigious amounts of blackface, He is airdropped into the thick of the horde.

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The nations willing to offer our border-braving hero are:

Western Europe: Belgium; England; France; Germany; Greece; Holland; Iceland; Italy; N. Ireland; Norway; Sweden; Switzerland
Eastern Europe: Belarus; Romania; Russia; Ukraine
South America: Argentina; Brazil; Colombia; Peru
Other: China; Indonesia; Israel; Malaysia; South Africa; South Korea; Turkey; U.S.A

And you, fickle Warriors of Incline, will choose where this False-flag Agent of Decline begins the start of his journey into infamy. This will influence what part of the world we migrated to, the start date of the game and the likely location of where our future job offers will be. Canon location is Germany, in case any clear winner does not emerge.
 
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With the current level of interest, I'd gamble on page 2 :M


Greece not Western Europe? That sounds like Kebab talk to me.

Abandoned, like your other LPs, before page 3. :decline:
Also, Greece in Western Europe? ...

Format will likely be updates of an in-game month with one important game picked out for a more in depth review. The previous style I did was a crazy amount of work.
 

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