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Let's LARP the Emperor's Finest - a wh40k IF

Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by Holy Cow, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Commissar Draco KKKodex WCDS Commissar Patron

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    To all people who thinks A is safest choice just think where from all those Servitors come from... besides how someone so low in Imperial Chain of command like Senior IG NCO will be invited inside TOP SECRET facility like this? All choices except E are indeed fitting our IG Schweik character.
     
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  2. Commissar Draco KKKodex WCDS Commissar Patron

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    A always wanted to become cyborg.
     
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  3. Saark Arcane Patron

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    So be it. A.
     
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  4. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    So be it. Guardsman.

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  5. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    Tech-priests are cool.
     
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  6. Azael Magister

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    Voting A as well. I'm sure metal can fix our flaws.
     
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  7. treave Arcane Patron

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    3) Go hang out with Bro-Librarian Matthaeus, obviously. Perhaps we can discuss the topic of "What the Codex Astartes advises when there is a lower level breach in a Mechanicus bunker."
     
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  8. Azira Arcane Patron

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    Nothing hasty, but sleeping around while on duty might not be a good idea.

    Anyone else get the feeling that root is setting us up? Once we turn to deal with the breach, something nasty will happen somewhere else in the facility. I feel we should probably be doing something smart, but don't feel creative enough to word it in a fashion that will not be construed as nosing around.
    As is, I think we should go with option
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    for the nonce. :M
     
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  9. oscar Tacticular Staff

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    4) Grab a Hellgun and head towards the alarm's origin
     
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    2 :salute:
     
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    2, unless someone concocts a paticularily hilarious scenario for 3.
     
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    So begins the misadventures of Pussyfoot McCoward!
    Probably just some fuckwits' spilled a cup of Tanna on a command console or something, I bet.
     
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  14. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    one skitarius

    many skitarii




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    This.

    Walk softly and carry a big gun and all that.
     
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  16. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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    One potatus! Many potatii!
     
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  17. Saark Arcane Patron

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    We're still running around with what weapons exactly? Might aswell go for the quartermaster first to get us something that can put more than a dent into whatever breached the bunker.
     
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  18. Saark Arcane Patron

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    Well, I suppose having an alarm might change the quartermasters mind about sending us along with something even more worthless than a lasgun. But with you one can never be sure.
     
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  19. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    Forget about the graviton beam, we want a psy-engine :)
     
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  20. oscar Tacticular Staff

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  21. Random Word Arbiter Patron

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    Even overcharged a plasma cannon will just make a Trygon angry. It will help but almost certainly won't kill it outright. Given that Matthaeus didn't see it coming it's probably a Trygon Prime, so at least it makes a legitimate target in that it really is a synapse creature. On the other hand, that means it's probably about to shoot lightning bolts at everything in the room, likely including us. If the Trygon does die the Hormagaunts will still mindlessly attempt to claw the face off of everything they can catch, but the Trygon is by far the deadliest thing in the area, so lets try to be useful at the expense of a few ribs. We really ought to get a Space Marine or a Servitor to brace the thing for us, though - I'm surprised one of the Deathwatch didn't just snatch the plasma cannon from the lone guardsman as they were walking by.

    2

    4, while hilarious, is a really awful idea. That Trygon can tear open a Rhino like a tin can, and ramming it with a Rhino wouldn't even faze it.
     
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  23. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    I think 5 would be the most hilarious option :M

    I'd take 1 if it didn't say 'overcharge', we do not need an overloaded plasma cannon exploding in our face.

    2 it is.
     
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    FOR THE EMPEROR!
     
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  25. Azira Arcane Patron

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    Let's not be complete idiots here.
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    Followed by us legging it like Forrest Gump.
     
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