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In Progress Let's Play Darkest Hour: Hegemonia of the African Union

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Feb 12, 2013.

  1. Cassidy Arcane

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    Index

    1. The First Step towards becoming the King of Kings of Africa(right here)
    2. The Revolutionary WW2 is the chance for freeing Africa from Imperialism!
    3. Congo shall be freed from slavery and tyranny!
    4. Africa's Finest Hour


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    The First Step towards becoming the King of Kings of Africa

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    Africa, for centuries exploited and conquered by the white devils. For centuries crushed in the most brutal ransacking and slavery. The people were tired, from the Berbers to the blacks, all were sick of the colonialims, of the brutal death camps in German Congo, of the snownigger conquerors of Scandinavia, of the unjust Apartheid between arabs and blacks in South Africa, of the lapdogs of the Western Imperialism in Morocco and Egypt. For too many years those who see Africa as nothing but a cow to bleed have prospered. But no more!

    In a revolution led by the enigmatic and powerful King of Kings of Africa, Liberator of Libya and Invincible Colonel Muammar al Gaddafi, together with the equally great humanitarian and freedom fighter known as His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Niger in Particular.

    Together not only they finally brought to an end the exploitation of the white devils. They brought to an end all exploitation, joining the glorious communist revolution with France, Union of Rome and Arabia, and in a great mutual dream, they plan the liberation of the entire Africa as a socialist utopia led by these dear and great leaders.

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    But how can the poorest of the poor, the most technologically backwards, with an army made only of poorly trained militias and totally obsolete cavalry, ever hope to achieve such a feat, when the unification of Africa will lead the African Union to face the might of Germany and almost all white devils in Europe combined?

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    He's just kidding! We will prevail! Africa shall be united, free and even will go into Space!

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    The communist revolution happened first than the industrial revolution in Africa, this is both potential and bad. The potential lies in the power of the planned economy in creating industrial growth in a way that benefits all Africans equally and improves the quality of life for all. For now, the improvement of the industrial infrastructure is critical, for much of our birthplace remains poorly developed.

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    WITH FIRM HANDS AND WISE MINDS OVER THE 5-YEARS PLAN, AFRICA WILL BECOME THE #1 ECONOMY OF THE WORLD BY THE 21ST CENTURY AND ALL AFRICANS WILL HAVE A MUCH BETTER WAY OF LIFE THAN THAT OF THE DECADENT AND CORRUPT WEST! HISTORY WILL REMEMBER THESE WORDS!

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    Morocco, nothing but a lapdog, a prostitute to the highest bidders among the West! Their people toil and toil for the luxurious lives of a few decadent rulers, and recently, the reports of civilians, women and helpless children being killed by their government to stop the inevitable tide of the Socialist Revolution went over the limit! ENOUGH!

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    Lt. General Beaudenom de Lamaze is actually the best general in the African Union, but do not despair: hear the words of a military specialist on African Warfare, Robert Mugabe:

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    It doesn't matter the complete lack of experienced leadership. Between African countries, it is determination, superior numbers and belief in the justness of the cause that win wars, not military skills or technology. Even without any support from their allies in Rome, the African Union will definitively prevail.

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    The plan was to completely surround all the more industrialized cities in Morocco. Without them, they would soon run out of supplies. The militias advanced with high morale and machetes raised through the border with the lapdog country.

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    When the first engagement happened, the Moroccans were confident that their superior land doctrine development would doom the African forces to lose the battle while outnumbered, missing by a long stretch one of the proven facts about wars between Africans.

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    They were utterly trounced by a bold cavarly ambush and suffered far heavier casualties, in spite of the African Union cavalry being almost undistinguishable from late 19th century cavalry forces from how backwards they were in training and technology. Yet, in spite of their backwardedness, the Machete riders brought the due justice to all who serve the lapdoggery in name of the Western devils.

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    Yet, despite vastly outnumbered, the Moroccans proved to be a hindrance, but at a high cost of casualties for them. Yet soon they would be completely hopeless. Without industries to produce supplies, their army would have no more bullets, and the African Union would prevail in the first step of their long dream.

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    GADDAFU AKBAR!

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    The machetes chopped cleanly all the way through the now surrounded Tangiers, by the night of 15th of May of 1936, and in a few hours, the machetes drenched in blood, and there was no lapdog servant left anymore. who will be victorious is obvious, but there was an incovenience in the fact part of the Canaries was owned by the lapdogs.

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    Meanwhile, another conflict between equally misguided sides will shed much blood in China. Yet ultimately, both are nothing but two sides of the same coin of capitalistic exploitation and slavery.

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    The transports of the African Union are based on designs from 1860, and their entire navy right now is composed by a puny single Great War destroyer. That however will not impede them from achieving total victory against the lapdogs.

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    Protected by Germany, the horrors of the fascist dictatorship in Egypt are many to describe in a few words. Their oppression of our brothers is terrible, and they are nothing but prostitutes to the West, exactly like the now falling Morocco. Fortunately, the winds of a Great War are blowing, and the German devil must yet face justice. Eventually, the time will come to put the tyrants of Egypt in their place, and our glorious African Army will march over the Reichstag!

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    With the 1860 tech transports built, a cavalry division finally arrived in the Moroccan Canaries. Hanging from gallows, the lapdogs are put to an end, and Morocco is finally free of the corrupting Western influences.

    GADDAFU AKBAR!

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    ONCE THE GREAT WAR BEGINS THE KING OF KINGS SHALL INHERIT THE CONTINENT AND TOGETHER WITH THE UNION OF ROME, PREVAIL AGAINST GERMAN, MAZULAN, LITHUANIAN, RUSSIAN AND IBERIAN IMPERIALISM! THE RECKONING OF THE WESTERN OPPRESSORS IS AT HAND!
     
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  2. Azira Arcane Patron

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    This thread is now watched. :avatard:
     
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  3. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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  4. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    Good god, I knew you'd do something like that. And I'm partly to blame for this insanity.

    As a word of advice, watch out for Russia or Megagermany. They can have 700 divisions by the end of the 40s.
     
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  5. CaptainAwesome Arcane

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    The war between the Comintern and the HRE is simply Gotterdammerung.

    The sheer bloodshed is simply unimaginable.

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  6. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    The problem is that the Romans can take on their own the entire HRE, without having to count in France on the other front. Not to mention Russia taking Potato clay and raping germany.

    Some balance should be implemented, like not giving commie romans a shitton of tanks.
     
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  7. CaptainAwesome Arcane

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    Balance is an issue, considering in the situation this scenario is based on the HRE actually won the war.
     
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  8. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    Because WIZ, the one who made the AAR the mod is based on, was playing Germany and is perhaps the best there is in Paradox Grandstrat games, along with PrawnStar, maybe.

    I almost always see roman armored corps entering Berlin and Vienna 2-3 years into the war. When the Imperials removed the communists in my AAR I was very surprised.
     
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  9. CaptainAwesome Arcane

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    Huh. I do recall alot of the time him managing to salvage seemingly hopeless situations, often one after another.
     
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    Ride, brave congoids of mother Afrika.

    RIDE FOR DEATH.
    RIDE FOR ITZ.

    AND THE WORLD'S ENDING.
     
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  11. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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    Bumping for more delicious African adventures.
     
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  12. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    Where the fuck is the update. Don't let this die too, it's becoming a habit.
     
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    MCA Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
    Robert Mugabe for Armanents Minister! Mobutu Sese Seko for Minister of Security! Jean-Bedel Bokassa for Chief of Army! Francisco Macias Nguema for Intelligence Minister!

    Seriously, the government should be African Dictators All-Stars team. New members to the winning team at certain conquests or wars started!
     
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    Where r my congoids at?!?
     
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    Bump for morrre!
     
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  17. Cassidy Arcane

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    Seeing this demotivates me.

    :(

    To be clear, it's the list of the developers that will launch titles for the coming PS4 with an unequaled new combination of decline with for example Diablo 3 grade always-online DRM and Cloud-based gaming.

    In any case, to cause drama and bump this thread I had to post this image. How the once good have declined...
     
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  18. CaptainAwesome Arcane

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    Paradox?

    To hell with Swedish perfidy!
     
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  19. Cassidy Arcane

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    And here it goes:

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    The Revolutionary WW2 is the chance for freeing Africa from Imperialism!

    Soundtrack: Out with the cracker, this thread is 100% nigra nigga

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    Great news! Socialism prevails through elections! The people of Russia have expressed their desire for socialism in the ballots and all the rigging in favor of the exploiters and oppressors failed. They even tried a coup but the combined determination of the Russians ruined it. The Russians may yet align directly with the Socialist International, and they will be a powerful ally if they do! Rejoice!

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    Poor Koreans, enslaved by foreign exploiters and now ravaged by the ambitions of the imperialists of the East and West bringing a path of innocent slaughter through their just started war. Hundreds of workers dying in battlefields for the pockets of a few, this is how imperialism works, and why it must be excised from this Earth. Once the time comes, the great reckoning of all exploiters and imperialists shall be.

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    Of all the glory of the African Union mighty army marching in a great ceremony to celebrate the defeat of the Moroccan lapdogs on the streets of Tripoli, nothing was more glorious than the Pimp of Pimps parading with all-female elite bodyguard known as the Sisters of Africa. Truly, a force to be feared, fighting for a just cause, to defend the peoples of Africa against the krauts, snowfags and all other imperialists, and take back the motherland.

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    Truly righteous in claiming to succeed the brave Zulus, who fought to the end, no matter the odds, no matter the technological superiority of their foes, they never wavered. Let the new brave African warriors bring the war to the white devil, and this time, the imperialists shall lose!

    GADDAFU AKBAR!

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    The bear, the frog, the eagle and the lion stand together! Russia has joined the Internationale! Now the imperialists, the bourgeois and the aristorats shall tremble!

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    I wouldn't celebrate too ahead of time. The regime in Russia still is unstable and vulnerable to a counter-revolution, and they may fail at transitioning towards a planned economy. In fact, I suggest they print money, lots of money.

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    Our military is totally outdated in equipment and tactics! Trying to bring African agriculture to modern times and eradicate starvation will be futile once the imperialists march over the continent in impunity and condemn our people to misery and slavery again!

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    Every child that has enough food to eat is a future adult ready to fight to the death for his homeland! We will completely eradicate starvation in Africa by 1950! Do not underestimate the determination of our brave army, no matter the arrogance of the whites who feel too safe in their technological leap in arms. They will underestimate our glorious soldiers, and pay a high price for it. We have mighty allies too! Becoming self-sufficient in food to the point people will never starve again is the first step to transform our continent into a Great Power, and that will happen through the coming decades!

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    Of course, I was just joking! Should the empires tread on our mother Africa, for every inch they step, a hundred will die! Even our militias barely armed with more than machetes will give them a lesson that will send them running out of our land faster than you can spell imperialism! Our cavalry will make armored cars blow up with their spears, our men will kill the white devils and their lackeys by the dozens with their bare fists! And they will be lost in the desert, surrounded and doomed to death. Africa will be victorious!

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    There is truly no better way to describe those events in detail than this link


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    Don't you find it questionable? They are conquering, not furthering a revolutionary Georgia! That leaves a clear message: the African Union will never exist other than by our own hands. Our "allies" may as well be called for what they are: revisionists. They will enslave and colonize Africa as much as anyone else should they "liberate" the parts of this continent under imperialism and fascism rather than us, because they are tainted by the influences of thousand years of being conditioned to accept imperialism and the destruction of entire cultures as natural!

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    Who cares about Georgia? Easier for the United Kingdom to recognize me as the King of Scotland than for that insignificant hole to ever be remembered or matter at all! Really, you may as well report on goats and sheep if you think Georgia is important enough to deserve mention!

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    You are right, but we better be wary of letting our allies handle the liberation of Africa lest they become new colonialists!

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    After a drastic agricultural revolution that would change the economic realities of Africa forever, bringing the country up to modernity in such fields and drastically increasing the yield of all crops with these new techniques and machinery, the modernization of military tactics was the first step of the African Union towards improving their terribly obsolete army. It was an open field with all options being carefully considered before the decision to take the path of Firepower and Grand Battle Plan was made. Africa has not a vast industrial base, but a disproportionatedly larger population than their logistical capability of fielding tanks and modern white devil gadgetry. Likewise, much of the Union was made of jungles and other landscapes very hostile to mechanized warfare. Because of their underdeveloped reality that would require many more decades to change, for the time being, Light infantry shall be the core of the African army, and thus, they were moving their tactical doctrines towards that direction.

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    Unlike the fears of some, the conflict in the Caucausus was not the trigger of a Second World War.

    Which means World History will never put Georgia out of footnotes, once again being wiped from the map, partitioned between the Union of Rome and Soviet Russia.

    However, at the same time, France was funding communist revolutionaries over Austria and Germany, while Austria was pressuring Rome for territorial claims, and the tense situation was getting out of control.

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    In 20th of April of 1939, the Second World War began.

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    We will drive the exploiters and oppressors out of the Congo! We will drive back all amphibious invasions of our home by the empires! This is our moment of glory! The Liberation of mother Africa from all devils has begun! Ride glorious African warriors, towards our duty! Let our memory forever be engraved in History, let the Congolese skies behold our future freed from colonialism and blessed with dreams once thought impossible! Africa will win!

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    Shortly after, fascists and capitalists wage conflict over the New World. A world war is truly at hand, encompasing near all continents.

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    In their arrogance, they underestimate our strength! Redeployment of a single of our great divisions will be enough to drive these Italians back to the sea! Out with the guidos!

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    Weak-willed Uncle Toms will not bring defeat to Africa! No mercy for defeatists, cowards and traitors! Bring in the commissars with the machetes! We will not lose this war because of cowardice! Press on! Soon Tunis will be retaken!

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    The Germans, arrogant as usual, underestimated the strength of the African freedom fighters, having nothing but minor forces in the Congo by the onset of the war. The Union was not expecting the war to begin so soon, and thus it took a while for them to react and redeploy their forces through the commonly poor road infrastructure of Africa. But now, with most of their army in position to march into Congo, the signs were clearly in their favor, regardless of the Uncle Toms raising in mutiny and deserting their units.

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    From the forces they had, they obviously don't care about Congo at all! Press on because we can and will free and unite Africa!

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    Tunis is retaken! The Lombard League is nothing but a crumbling leftover of reactionary forces in Italy! Now all forces can return to the Congolese front!

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    Despite being ill-prepared for a war of such scale, the African Union, at the first months, was prevailing completely against their imperialistic foes. Their land warfare tactical doctrine continued to catch up, but there was much yet to improve. The ongoing battles served as a very effective testing ground for the doctrines as they were expanded.

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    The forces of the enemy fight with barely any coordination and morale at all, because they are mostly our African brothers enslaved and forced to fight against us in the name of imperialism, a true sign of their vileness! If this is the nature of their army in Congo, they are truly doomed to fail. Congo shall be freed, and like a bird out of the cage, reach through the skies, and perhaps even beyond!



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    Through the end of 1939, the strategic wisdom of Africa is prevailing against Congo, while unsurmountable devastation ravages through Europe.

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    No matter how much they try, the pitiful German forces in Congo stand no chance against the powerful and glorious African Army, truly worthy successors of Shaka Zulu.

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    The machetes cut deep and precisely, the muskets still work and hit and the bare fists crush bones as the militias of the African Union prove their worth and ability to put up a fight against much superiorly equipped forces. Their unflinching courage and determination to win are examples of how truly, despite completely backwards, the Africans will, for the first time in History, drive back the colonialist scum.

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    By the end of January, with another of their forces completely encircled and defeated, the war in Africa is bringing completely one-sided results for the Internationale. The dream of being the King of Kings of Africa is getting one step closer to conclusion, as the liberation of Congo so far has been an astounding success. The Africans who surrendered were given full mercy and allowed to leave, for in the end they only fought because they were forced to, and were brothers. As for the defeated white commanders of such slave armies, who led their soldiers with a whip rather than with courage and strength of personality... suffice to say, something got cracked on the backside the crackers.

    There was however a growing concern for the Internationale: their newest member Occitania, which went through a recent revolution and overthrew the Iberian imperialists out of their land.

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    The French continue to leave their border with Iberia completely undefended, I have a bad feeling about this.

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    As the King of Kings feared, the Iberians launched a massive offensive and declared war against the Socialist Internationale, together with the United Kingdom, opening a second front for France, which clearly wasn't expecting it, and a second front for Soviet Russian in Manchuria by the UK as well. And thus, what at this point appeared to be the eve of victory for socialism in Europe, as French forces were about to march into Berlin and Lithuania was nearly collapsing to the Soviet assault, could yet change.

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    Meanwhile, in Africa, victory ensued through the next months. However, if the European oppressors ever find themselves relieved, their threat to the Union would suddenly become far more exponential, specially as they have chosen to not expand their army for now, until infantry technology is updated to modernity, for if France falls, the Iberians will be able to focus fully their attentions over the conquest of Africa, and that not mentioning the United Kingdom. Nevertheless:

    GADDAFU AKBAR!

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    While the push for Congo carried on, by late July of 1940, the African Union leaders assessed the gravity of the situation in Europe with growing concern.

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    France is lost, other than their precarious occupation of Germany, and the Lithuanians are driving the Russians back! We must push through Congo as fast as possible and defeat the colonialists, because this means the British and Iberian pigs will eventually shift their attention to our mother Africa!

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    NO MATTER IF FRANCE CAPITULATES, NO MATTER IF BRITISH AND IBERIANS COME, WE WILL DRIVE THEM BACK WHILE FREEING CONGO OF IMPERIALISM!

    UNLIKE FRANCE, THE AFRICAN UNION WILL WITHSTAND THE FORCES OF GERMAN AND IBERIAN IMPERIALISM, UNITE THE ENTIRE AFRICA AND EMERGE VICTORIOUS!
     
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    Whelp, there goes France.

    AFRICA SHALL ENDURE! WHEN THE REST HAVE ROTTED AWAY, THE TRUE BELIEVERS SHALL STAND TALL!
     
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    Holy shit. Where these Iberian people come from?
     
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