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Inactive Let's Play Europa Universalis III: Jerusalem Sancta

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Aug 18, 2012.

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WHICH IS BETTER AND WHY?

  1. Tripoli (MMU)

    5 vote(s)
    11.1%
  2. Jerusalem (fun2EU)

    13 vote(s)
    28.9%
  3. Ikko-Ikki (fun2EU)

    4 vote(s)
    8.9%
  4. Norway (MMU)

    5 vote(s)
    11.1%
  5. Pskov (MMU)

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%
  6. Copt Egypt (fun2EU)

    9 vote(s)
    20.0%
  7. Navarra (fun2EU)

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%
  8. Riga (MMU)

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%
  1. TripJack Prestigious Gentleman Hedonist

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    jesus demands an update
     
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  2. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal Patron

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    MCA Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
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  3. eklektyk Erudite

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    remove kebeb from premises???
     
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    More Curry removing!
     
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  5. Cassidy Arcane

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    Rebel popamole ain't fun at all which is why I'm giving a break on this one.

    Other than the fact Victoria II is deeper and more fun in both peacetime development and combat mechanics while not having the "unending rebel spawn" issue.
     
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  6. TripJack Prestigious Gentleman Hedonist

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    jesus is displeased with your lack of devotion
     
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  7. jonnypolen Liturgist

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    Fun? FUN? So, do you believe it was "fun" when our lord and saviour died on the cross for your sins? This was never about "fun", it was about expanding a holy empire. Your lack of devotion reeks of HERESY!!!:x
     
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    I guess the game involutarily "rewarded" me for delaying an update for so long, in the end, as you'll see. If this was Warhammer 40k I'd say Tzeentch was pulling some strings, because really... I'll pretend most of these HERETICS are Satanic cults because considering how tolerant Jerusalem became, there is no other explanation cool and grimdark enough.

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    Gog et Magog, plus Horus Haeresis

    Schwarze Sonne

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    Jerusalem has only expanded and grown since the 15th century, but on the other hand, their economy didn't. The Empire suffers from crippling inflation, ruining their chances of ever catching up in technology to their more advanced neighbors, and there is no prospect of this improving, for their terrible economic situation is such that they have no choice but to keep minting more and more to prevent bankrupcy. Their best bet, in something whose rewards will only come in a century later, is to launch a massive colonial program for the sake of making the empire rich enough to support a standing army mighty enough to defend it against the many enemies, both inside and outside.

    And where all outside enemies have been defeated, inside, the heretics, heathens and traitors have gained too much ground already while the armies of the Imperium fought in foreign lands. SUFFER NOT THE HERETIC, THE HEATHEN AND THE TRAITOR.

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    Wealthy lands are found in South Africa, which becomes the target of the first mass colonization project by the Imperium, as no American land found so far has as much potential in bringing wealth as Cape does.

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    In spite of all the new tolerance policies of the Imperium, the degree of HERESY! openly rebelling against the legitimate ruled has reached the unbereable. The acts and blaphemies of the heretical are comitting in the lands they advance through are so disgusting they are better left unmentioned.

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    If they knew what was truly behind all this HERESY! treason and heathen revolts going on JUST AS PLANNED... Lucky for them, the true culprits would only show themselves for real during the 41st millennium.

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    Looks like a chain of islands in the New World was being colonized by the devilists of Iberia. It was ripe with wealth, but Jerusalem lacked any naval bases close enough to colonize the unclaimed Antilles and Caribbean themselves, and South Africa also seemed more promising. Some claimed they found traces of gold and diamonds, but these claims were yet to be confirmed.

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    There were too many traitors, and the HERESY! was deeper and have corrupted far more people than they ever expected. Depleted by decades of wars, the armies of Jerusalem were too few and dispersed to crush them all at once. Cairo was the first city to be corrupted by the hordes of traitor legions, and the stability of the Imperium is greatly threatened by this development. The Lost and Damned must burn in Hell!

    DEUS VULT!

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    Emboldened by the rise of HERESY! another traitors dare to declare himself as a pretender to the title of Emprah. They shall all die, for the Imperium of Jerusalem already overcame worse than that.

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    The most dangerous of the traitors were the towelhead hordes in Aden, due to the threat of it defecting to their savage countries. Thus, even as HERESY was gaining ground, all priority was first at annihilating such worst traitors.

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    The colonization of South Africa began, although most of the expeditions perished to accidents, disease and machete rape gangs before they could succeed. Civilization will expand through the darkest continent. Further attempts at mass colonization of South Africa will proceed later.

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    In a difference from previous colonial policies, this time a diplomatic approach is chosen, in part because of the tribes in this region are a bit more willing to not react violently to the colonization, in the hopes that eventually the primates will be enlightened by Christianity and their souls saved.

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    A very strange "comet" was sighted in the distant vastness of the unreachable ocean of stars, and upon its sighting, many began to preach apocalyptic prophecies about ITZ. This didn't help at all with the already fragile stability of Jerusalem, while the heretical and heathen legions continued to pose the greatest internal threat Jerusalem has ever faced in her entire history. To make things worse, the comet only helped with the virulent and despicable spread of the odious HERESY!

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    From India, more Crusaders are summoned back to the mainland to fight back heathens, heretics and traitors, and they achieve great success over Persia, crushing a vast legion of Mujahideen, and now they prepared to exterminate all these traitors without mercy.

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    More traitors, emboldened by the temporary victories of the others, rise in open rebellion against the Empire. Many begin to suggest it is time to implement drastic measures and restore the dreaded Ordo Malleus to purge the unclean for once and all from the Imperium, but the Emperor, aware of the technological situation of Jerusalem, completely refused to listen to such ideas, believing that this scum would all be put in their place by his armies.

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    :kfc:

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    Even in face of crumbling stability, mass treason and heresy, the Empire continue its road towards modernity, establishing important laws to create an unified set of measures for weight, volume and other things as a means of improving the efficiency of both the government and productive enterprises.

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    In 1st of September of 1604, the worst possible thing that could have happened during this which was turning out to be the darkest decade in the entire history of Jerusalem just happened. The HERESY has infiltrated even the very throne room of the Imperium, and the once loyal Egyptian Castellan known as Horus stabbed the emperor, killing him instantly and leaving the fate of Jerusalem in the hands of a two years old girl, Maria de Lusignan, as now, while the traitors remained at large, the Imperium would face the hardships of over ten years of Regency.

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    The durka durkas and Asir won the battle, bolstering the morale of these worthless triators, as if the situation wasn't bad enough.

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    The rumors may be exaggerated, but in time the truth will be discovered. There are claims that in the cities that fell to this new wave of HERESY! that in this case there is no doubt about their nature, and this is not a mere schism or Christian sect refusing to recognize the authority of the Pope but still standing to the fundamentals of Christianity. What these HERETICS are doing according to the claims is not merely a mirror of the now gone Reformation, for HERESY in the now tolerant Jerusalem is far more serious than that. The refugees from the captured cities claime these traitors are openly worshipping Lucifer as their god, establishing and preaching Satan worship in the darkest and most evil cults to have ever tainted the Holy Land. The emperor has no doubt on the truthfulness of such claims. These cultists of Satan cannot be negotiated with, for to cede to their demands is to turn Jerusalem from Holy to fallen, devilist, the greatest possible victory for Satan since the forbidden fruit. That is completely out of question. This is an almost direct war between Heaven and Hell, and they shall win.

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    Never before the Empire has faced so many traitors at once, and their manpower is depleted, to make things worse. The Empire hangs on a thin thread, facing a serious threat of collapse. The devil's hands are clearly at work here.

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    Probably the filthy Slav pretender also sold his soul to Satan for this. Death to all traitors!

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    In Lebannon and Syria, the HERESY! reached massive levels. Some advisors suggested razing and slaughtering everyone believing there was no hope but EXCIDIUM to put an end to this plague, yet the Regency Council was hopeful they could crush this HERESY before it taints those provinces beyond repair.

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    The machete rapists are slaughtered again, but this is only one victory next to the advance of the many dozens of thousands of traitors.

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    Fortunately, the worst traitors were crushed, but the battle against the ragheads was far from over.

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    There were signs order was finally being restored, some of the traitors completely crushed and defeated, burned at the stake and now burning forever in Hell.

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    Another step of successful colonization in the promising South Africa. Now, just one step left to ensure the Colonia Africana Australis becomes contiguous.

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    Heathens and Heathen HERESY fight each other in Hamadan. The Imperial Forces march towards Hamadan as quickly as possible to take advantage of the battle to exterminate both.

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    Meanwhile, while Jerusalem was colonizing South Africa, the Eastern Roman Empire wasn't idle in the colonial race, taking control of the Ivory Coast in West Africa. Paradoxically, from the reports, the New World was being mostly neglected in comparison to Africa and the Indies for would-be colonizers and imperialists.

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    The Satanist HERESY! continue to spread like a plague out of control, their legions of twenty thousand or more devilists each too vast for the Imperium to fight while the more immediate threat of defection by those "patriots" remains at large.

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    In April of 1606, finally a combined army crushes the ragheads, finally taking a decisive step towards putting an end to all this treason. Now the cultists must be crushed, and prayers work to keep more traitors from rising while the HERESY is purged.

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    In face of the growing instability, of the rumors of devil worship and human sacrifices happening in the open in the lands the Empire lost to the traitor legions, a resurgence of paranoia and fanaticism happened, and in one of the provinces still under the control of the Empire, accusations began to be thrown wildly against women accused of witchcraft in Asir, which the Emperor found to be very absurd. Why search for enemies everywhere after they have shown themselves in the open? Thus, to protect the innocent, the Regent Emperor bans the practice of witch hunts, causing much furor among the zealous and dragging the stability of the Empire even worse, but on the other hand, helping the Imperium in the long term to become more innovative and close the technological gap it has suffered for so long.

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    Even with all the treason and legions at large, culture in Jerusalem flourished, for the Imperium is stronger than those who dare to betray it.

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    Niggers, Niggers never change.

    And, with all the instability, the still long Regency, the chaos and the treason, the Imperium began to be seen by their long rivals and opportunists as a giant with feet of clay, ready to go down, and next to the HERESY the vultures began to circle over Jerusalem, ready to show their true colors.

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    Fortunately Scandinavia is distant, and Jerusalem still could achieve naval supremacy, crushing their arrogant bid for land in Africa. Dishonorable Vikings! Do they worship Satan in secret too? Nevetherless, it is entirely possible to crush them in a fair 1 vs. 1 war, and they will pay for this!

    An Epic Age

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    When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth—Gog and Magog—and to gather them for battle. In number they are like the sand on the seashore.They marched across the breadth of the earth and surrounded the camp of God’s people, the city he loves.
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    Heretics, Traitors, Heathens and now an entire band of vultures banding together in an attempt to crush the Imperium. This indeed is the Decade of the Vulture. Nevertheless, Jerusalem must prevail against Satan and his minions!

    DEUS VULT!

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    Like puppets in the hand of the Devil, near every old enemy launches an authentic dogpile against the Holy Land to pursue their old grievances or new ambitions. Jerusalem will not falter in this darkest hour!

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    :M

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    This makes no sense. Fucking stupid combat mechanics in EU3.

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    The fleet of Scandinavia outnumbers the Holy Fleet of Jerusalem. The situation is critical, but nevertheless, there is one and only one chance for Jerusalem to put a rapid end to this war: to achieve naval supremacy and blockaed Scandinavia, which seems outright impossible in face of the Scandinavian navy numerical superiority. Is this the beginning of a long decline of the Jerusalem Empire? Or will it become their finest hour again as they are besieged by heretics, traitors and old enemies at the same time and still will prevail?

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    The opportunistic ragheads in India will be taught a lesson, their technologically inferior armies were totally slaughtered without mercy, crushed and wiped out, and their very capital would be besieged now by the Crusaders in India.

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    DEUS VULT!

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    As much as seizing landing from such Heathen scum of Khandesh was desirable, Jerusalem couldn't afford to fight so many wars at so many different fronts against so many enemies at once. They had to seek peace, unfortunately, but these heathens were taught a leasson, slaughtered in the dozens of thousands for their arrogance.

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    A Scandinavian force invading South Africa was attacked, but the battle turned disastrous due to both the terrain advantage, numerical superiority of cavalry and technological advantage working against Jerusalem, and with some unlucky dice rolls to complete it. After this, a risky gambit is chosen instead, while the colonial garrisons hold their line with immense bravery against all odds.

    Georgia continues to advance unopposed to the far east, but there is nothing the Empire could do. Their economy is a wreck, their manpower reserves continue depleted, the traitors and heretics continue to march triumphantly over many cities. All odds are against Jerusalem. May God help them.

    The risky gambit is an invasion of the Georgian colonies in South America, followed by Classis Hierusalemica advancing boldly right to the Sound Toll, intent on completely blockading Scandinavia and achieving naval supremacy, in spite of the naval superiority of their foes. This was their last, best hope for a victory in all but name.

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    Some theologians are starting to take seriously the idea the Devil is manipulating the kings of the world to fight for him. Never before there was such a concerted effort to crush Jerusalem, and some began to refer to the Apocalyptic prophecies on the massed attack of "Gog and Magog" against the God's people. Considering the claims Satan worship is happening in the open and how bad things are going for Jerusalem, many believe in the claims this is the beginning of the end, as foretold in the Book of Revelation.

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    In desperation, the Glorious Classis Hierusalem sailed to the New World, hoping to deploy one of the larger armies of Jerusalem, then get them back and boldly launch an invasion against Scandinavia plus the blockade in the hopes of putting an end to this great war.

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    But the fleet was intercepted in high seas by the much larger Scandinavian fleet, and thus began one battle Jerusalem's future depended upon. Despite outnumbered, led by the great admiral Guy de La Porte, the Crusader Fleet fought valiantly, and delivered devastating losses against the overconfident Scandinavians during the starting phases of the battle, while, as a miracle, a gust of wind helped Jerusalem as well, which many sailors believed to be divine intervention.

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    Against all odds, the Battle of the East Guinea Basin thus became the greatest naval victory in the History of Jerusalem. Outnumbered and outclassed, the brave fleet of Jerusalem sailed masterfully through the High Seas, crushing the Scandinavian navy and achieving the seemingly impossible. Thus, they continued their journey to the New World, after which they would boldly advance to blockade Scandinavia in the hopes such blockade would prove sufficient to negotiate a peace without any territorial loss for Jerusalem.

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    The Georgian colonies were completely undefended. The courageous soldiers of Ordo Excidium rapidly crushed through their defenses, as another means of making the conflict less one-sided.

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    The Lord shall save the Holy Land from Gog and Magog.

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    With the devastation of the war, people migrated to the colonies, speeding up their development. The Emperor decided to let it happen, because Aden is a shithole anyway.

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    A smaller fleet of one of the many opportunists fighting with Scandinavia is completely wiped out as the fleet of Jerusalem continues to sail towards Scandinavia, the war about to reach a decisive moment.

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    A chambermaid is found brutally mutilated inside a secret passage with a satanic sacrificial altar inside the castle of Jerusalem, and finally, the extent of the corruption is truly realized, as it was the very brother of the Emperor who was found responsible for this heinous act. Without further thought, the Emperor order the execution of his own blood, tainted by the forces of chaos evil, and this drives the Imperium into even further instability, while the war continues to be a collection of catastrophes other than the legendary naval victory in the East Guinea Basin.

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    All of Georgian colonies fell under Jerusalem control, and the fleet is about to reach Scandinavia. Prayers are made for now the future of the Holy Land is at hand, the Jerusalem guard resigned to hold the Holy City itself to the last man, if necessary.

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    The Navy successfully blockades the very heart of Scandinavia, and shortly after the Emperor request a meeting of the King of Scandinavia to negotiate peace.

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    It was a "defeat", for Jerusalem lost prestige from having to concede defeat. Nevertheless, considering the entire might of the vast empire of Georgia threatening to approach the gate of the Holy City, and the extent of this vast coalition banded against the Empire, this was certainly a victory for the Empire, to have held its territorial integrity against such odds thanks to the bravery and skills of the sailors of Classis Hierusalem, who shall be commended for their heroism, for their seemingly impossible victory against a twice larger navy that saved Jerusalem from suffering a humiliating and devastating defeat.

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    With its economy in a really bad shape and HERESY! of the worst kind plus traitors ready to defect to heathen lands at large, Jerusalem had no choice. Equal treaties are signed with the other foes as well. And thus, against all odds, Jerusalem didn't lose territories against such vast legion of enemies, from Gog to Magog. May God damn all those who dare to defy the Holy Land, and all heretics and traitors, to the lake of fire, as now, with the outside enemies finally out, it is time to put an end for once an all to this long disease of HERESY! that plagued the Holy Land for so long.

    To be Unclean; That is the Mark of the Traitor
    To be Impure; That is the Mark of the Traitor
    To be Abhorred; That is the Mark of the Traitor
    To be Reviled; That is the Mark of the Traitor
    To be Hunted; That is the Mark of the Traitor
    To be Purged; That is the fate of the Traitor
    To be Destroyed; For that is the fate of all Traitors

    EXTERMINATIS HERETICA, INFIDELIA ET TRADITORES!

    DEUS VULT!
     
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    :incline: Finally some more of this fine LP!
     
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    This will be the last update in this page.

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    Interregnum, Colonia Lheria Borealis, plus... EXTRA HAERESIS!

    Mystic Knights

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    Rumors came of a wealthy and still unclaimed region in the coast of North Lheria(the name Jerusalem gave to the New World in homage to the Crusader explorer who first discovered it), to the south of the British colonies in the continent. This region immediately becomes the goal of the new colonial programs of the Imperium, intent on securing the best possible lands there.

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    While the wars against external enemies are fortunately over, the war against HERESY! continues, their devilist legions of chaos spanning all over the Empire. The time has come to purge the unclean, to make sure all traitors meet their deserved fate, and thus it began. But even as some traitor legions were crushed, more raised, threatening the sovereignty of the Imperium over the wealthy Makassar.

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    The bonfire of the burning heretics and traitors caused a smoke large enough to be seen across Europe, and their screams were said to echo through Tblisi as they burned in a pool of shit.

    DEUS VULT!

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    However, there were too many of these vile cultists, now confirmed as devil worshippers that must be sent to Hell with a nice reminder of what kind of eternity awaits them in their last moments. Reinforcements were on the way to purge all HERESY! from the Levant.

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    But first they had to bring incline to Africa by exterminating more machete rape gangs and preventing the defection of the valuable gold mines they took from the arrogant heathens of Mali.

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    It was still a long way. The forts must hold!

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    In South Lheria, a vast and hostile jungle was discovered, its riches blocked by its deadly nature, thick vegetation and poor soil for agriculture. But North Lheria still seemed to have far more potential.

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    In March of 1609 the situation took a turn for the worse. While the reinforcements were still being transported by sea, the vile hordes of heretics besieged the very holy city of Jerusalem. They shall perish before they can desecrate the legacy of Christ!

    SUFFER NOT THE HERETIC, THE TRAITOR AND THE HEATHEN! EXTERMINATE ALL OF THEM WITHOUT MERCY!

    DEUS VULT!

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    The army in the Indies also shall brought to the mainland to ensure the complete extermination of the traitor legions.

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    THE HOLY CITY OF JERUSALEM WILL NEVER FALL TO HERESY!

    Hell will be busy "welcoming" newcomers for a long time, as thousands of heretics and traitors are given one-way tickets towards it, courtesy of the Imperium of Jerusalem.

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    With the loyal forces concentrated, gradually HERESY! is exterminated, with the northern Levant almost purified. There is still much to do, many more must burn in the eternal flames of Hell!

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    But the extent of treason was such that losses were at this point inevitable. However, Asyut was a shitty, worthless province taken only as a punitive measure for the total lack of honor of the Egyptians, whose very existence they owe to Jerusalem, for otherwise they would have been long crushed by the now gone Mamluks and by Algiers. Due to its worthlessness, the Empire chooses to ignore that shithole and let the ragheads join their brothers and the French race traitors who assimilated to the raghead culture.

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    All ragheads are crushed, and then burned amidst pig and dog carcasses and the feces of the animals these devil worshipers despise so much. The degree of treason in the last years has more than justified once again the employment of the most cruel and sadistic death sentences ever devised in the Imperium, so that they are made of example of, although not even the best torturer and executioner can approach in this world a mere hundredth of the misery that awaits these vile heretics, heathens and traitors once they burn eternally in Hell, which shall be a seven times hundred worse than the suffering of their executions.

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    Finally, the shadow of the "Timurids" saw itself unable to proclaim their pathetic title, and reverted to Khorasan. They are now nothing but a stretch of shitholes, too weak to ever again defy Jerusalem and too poor to be worth bothering conquering.

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    Why are there so many French race traitors who even, as if assimilating to a totally inferior, savage culture was not bad enough, converted to that obviously deceitful religion of the Devil?

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    A political crisis happens, but at this point, it makes no difference considering how bad the stability of the Empire is.

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    It was only during June of 1610 that at last the traitors were given their fair sentence all over the northern Levant, but that was another legion that had to be exterminated.

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    An advisor said to the Emprah that by executing brutally the ragheads, he was, in their subhuman minds, incentiving them to rebel inspired by the previous "martyrs", and instead, his suggestion was for all these traitors to be locked in an Oubliette and forced to eat pig intestines to the end of their lives. The Emperor considered thoughtfully the suggestion, then finally said he wouldn't do that, because *BLAM* is cheaper and doesn't require the construction of dungeons or to take soldiers away from the frontlines to guard them.

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    However, the traitors seem unafraid... or perhaps they show no fear because they are just husks controlled by demons, their souls already long cast in the lake of fire because of the pacts they did. In any case, no mercy shall be given to these devil worshippers.

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    Only over Egypt and the Sinai, the traitors make their futile stand, refusing to surrender in exchange for a less cruel death sentence like a mere hanging or beheading instead of what will happen to them once they are crushed.

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    What a surprise that most of the devil worshippers are led by ragheads... the Settlement and REMOVE KEBAB policy is more than justified. Genocidium is the only solution to purging HERESY! because it is in the blood of the sandnigger to be a traitor. Iraq is one of the most prosperous and peaceful regions of the Empire since its original population was "disposed" of and replaced by European crusaders and their families, a vicious cycle of violence broken. One cannot teach lions to be peaceful and loyal to men, just as likely as one cannot expect anything good out of the scum.

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    In 1611, Jerusalem established their first colony in North Lheria, with the whole named Colonia Lheria Borealis (North Lerian Colony), and that was only the beginning. With their holdings in South Africa secure, they had plans to not stop there at all, but to continue the colonization of the entire North Lherian coast.

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    The Regent is not a particularly competent and diplomatic man, but money always solves most problems.

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    After they were fully reinforced, the Crusaders marched towards the vile heretic-infested regions, witnessing horrors better left untold... and wiping out all of them, of course. For that is the fate of all traitors.

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    Meanwhile, finally the population of Gaza recognized Jerusalem as the legitimate ruler of it, which was about time. It didn't take much longer for all HERESY to be exterminated from the Levant, and finally, after countless years, the great heresy of the 17th century was eradicated, the devilists and traitors shall be screaming for all eternity in their prisons of ice in the deepest level of Hell reserved for such worst traitors.

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    They never learn... but how can one expect dumb animals to learn anything. [/kodex kool kredit]

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    The traitors at Makassar, however.

    THIS WILL NOT STAND! MAKASSAR SHALL BE RECONQUERED AND THEIR POPULATION REPLACED WITH CRUSADERS!

    REMOVE TRANNY FROM THE PREMISES

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    Fortunately, the heathen kingdom they defected too was a falling kingdom, as expected from those who forsake the one true faith. It should be not too difficult to crush, and they were almost exterminated before, even as Jerusalem fought in multiple fronts. In a war totally focused on them, not only Jerusalem shall retake Makassar, but also seize control of the valuable trading city of Malacca.

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    The colony in North Lheria continues to expands through the years, even as some of the expeditions ended unsuccessful. Treaties are signed with the local tribes to ensure peace because the last thing Jerusalem needs is to have to deal with natives in the middle of a major war.

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    The Classis Exploratoris lost one of its ships due to neglect during the panic of the "Magog War", as it became known, but still was operational, and now was sent to the New World to map the rest of the east coast of its northern portion.

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    At this point, even the future Empress volunteered herself to hunt HERESY! despite the fact the last thing Jerusalem needs is a teenager Pretty Princess risking her life to fight them and for it to end with a heirless Empire. However, Maria de Lusignan, from the traumatic experience of watching her father and mother being murdered when she was a two years old toddler, ended leaving a scar large enough to twist her behavior, and she was resolute about wiping out this taint from the Holy Land with her own hands too, because Jerusalem deserves better than such scum.

    The revenge burned in her eyes as she pulled the trigger of her flintlock pistol and *BLAM* the first of many heretics yet to be purged by the very Empress. So furiously that she didn't even noticed the last words of one of the traitors she shot dead being...

    "JUST AS PLANNED"

    *BLAM*

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    More of the far north of the New World is revealed through the tales of British traders in Jerusalem. The local burghers find it funny how the British neglected the far more precious region now being colonized by Jerusalem and settled some particularly uninhospitable territories instead. Although the fact furs are quite valuable and abundant in this land the British call Canada has also something to do with it.

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    The region just north of the Great Bay where the first colonies was settled was baptized New Jerusalem, and its colonization was proceeding, all the way to the border with the Britsh colonies.

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    In spite of the gifts and of the treaty, the Injuns decided to defy Jerusalem in their primitive naivety and obliviousness to the might of the Imperium.

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    Meanwhile, more of North Lheria is being charted, and the estimations of the wealth of this land are very promising. So promising Africa seems far less interesting right now except for the already secured gold mines.

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    They also found some primitive tribes somewhat more organized than the ones they first met. It's inevitable for either Jerusalem or Britain to subjugate such primitive peoples, eventually.

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    It was only in November of 1613 that control was established over all of mainland Jerusalem, with the last heretics about to be given their excidium. The dark age of HERESY! seems to be coming to an end, finally, and Jerusalem has endured it and emerged mostly unscathed, save for those filthy savages in Makassar.

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    Further south, as the navigation over the Lherian coast continues, a primitive civilization was found, and according to one of the sailors who tried to make contact with them, they attacked them on sight and tried to capture them, only to be shot dead, and they swore they witnessed human sacrifices going on as they ventured near one of their ancient stone cities. This leaves no doubt about what exactly the "gods" they worship are, specially considering the serpent symbols. They are one entity only: Satan, obviously. A crusade to put an end to such vile practices is not only desirable, but a moral duty for the Imperium of Jerusalem. However, that is for once the Empire reaches a good degree of stability to engage in such ventures so distant from their mainland without having to leave their mainland vulnerable to another terrible wave of HERESY!

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    Never learn... never learn.

    And more French race traitors again leading traitor armies in the name of Islam.

    :decline: :decline:

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    As the heretics in Cairo were crushed, the colonization of the New World proceeded with another success. There was finally a sign that the Empire was recovering from the turmoil of the Horus Heresy, of the great rise of Gog and Magog, of the fifth column of traitors. There was finally hope for lasting peace after decades of chaos. The instability of the Imperium was not as bad as before right now, but still far from acceptable.

    In March of 1614, all the vile traitors were completely exterminated in all territories but in one of the colonies in the East Indies. Jerusalem was finally whole, and witch hunters were purging the last remnants of the now underground devilists.

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    When they refuse peace or betray treaties, let them have a delivery of Excidium for the sake of the incline of the world.

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    As Jerusalem has long evolved into a colonial Empire, while still facing great threats that require a strong army, now they are seeking to eventually take a balanced approach that prioritizes neither land or naval forces, which is definitively their best option in such matter considering their strategic situation.

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    A bastard of the Lusignan dynasty converted to Islam...

    Every family has their black sheeps. Or maybe in this case...

    Sandnigger goats

    :yeah:

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    Among the primitive peoples, the explorers mentioned that one of them had something resembling an actual palace for a king, which meant they are probably a bit less primitive in their government institutions compared to the others, but otherwise not much different either.

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    Perhaps in an attempt to secure their position in the continent, the British began an invasion of one of the larger tribes. Jerusalem better get ready to take their share of the continent too, because the wealth of the New World and of Africa may be just what they need to eventually get rid of their economical woes.

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    In May of 1615, the balanced approach between land and naval focus was finally achieved, and would stay as such.

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    The fact that it was only in November of 1615 that order was fully restored in the entirety of the Imperium is a clear evidence of how insidious and vast the great HERESY! was. This must never again happen, for while during the Horus Heresy they only lost Makassar, and temporarily, considering the extent of the traitor legions, the snake tongues of the demons who whisper in the ears of the weak to betray their fellow men, who knows what could have happened? Jerusalem got off lightly from this disaster, considering its extent, and thus it is imperative that such chaos never again be allowed to breed and grow so much.

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    Looks like the heathens had enough arrogance to do such a thing. They will soon be crushed, why do they follow a religion whose holy symbols have been grinded into dust and proved to be huge lies? Whose "holy city" was desecrated in full and no divine punishment ever happened to those who did it? In any case, their time is coming to be crushed for defying the sovereignty of the Imperium.

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    Although order was restored and all cities once rife with HERESY! and great depravities again under Jerusalem control, the traitors were far from fully exterminated, and they killed isolated new forces finally made possible as the manpower of the Empire was restored, causing much fury and making the will of annihilating them without mercy even stronger among the loyalists.

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    They shall all die, of course. And once again the towelheads are the ones behind such HERESY, how surprising.

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    Another European Race Traitor who reneged Jesus goes to Hell.

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    While some of the colonies in North Lheria, despite having natural economic potential, had low value trade goods, one of them proved itself excellent for tobacco plantations. This made the choice of focusing on this region even more justified.

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    :decline:

    :kfc:

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    Then, at last! 27th of March of 1617 was the date when over ten years of Regency were finally over, and a new person would assume the rule of the Empire, the first woman ruling Jerusalem as an Empire actually. In spite of Lyric Suitisms, it must be noted that the last time Jerusalem was ruled by a woman was a time marked by some of its greatest glories, and thus many of the people of the Empire were hopeful for better days. However, Maria de Lusignan was different from Sibylla in many ways, the biggest being the fact HERESY! turned her into an orphan when she was only two years old. Nevertheless, this also is seen as good, for it instilled in the Empress a fire that may lead the Imperium to a new age of great victories, conquests and glory.

    LONG LIVE EMPREHSS MARIA DE LUSIGNAN!

    BANTEN AND ALL HEATHEN LANDS WHICH DEFY THE AUTHORITY OF THE IMPERIUM SHALL BE CRUSHED!

    COLONIA LHERIA BOREALIS SHALL BECOHME TEH GRETTEST AND BAHLDEST COLONEH OF THE NEW WOHRLD!
     
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    BUMP question:

    Is Tzeentch trying to bring Jerusalem down?
     
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    bumping
    Moar sexy empress?
     
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    sometimes you wish there was no "gulags rules" on pdox forums.
     
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    it would make lp's much more fun
     
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    still I enjoy your writing style Cassidy and props for proper latin.
     
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  19. Ovg Cipher

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    And remember children, niggers have not enough of a brain to love jesus.
     
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    Aztecs are Assholes and satanists.
     
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    Chinese and Japs are basically Khorne.
     
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    And all shall be purged by the Imperial Inquisition
     
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    Daaamn this page is long.
     
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    Tzeentch is a faggot, more news at 12
     
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    Page 11 here we come
     
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