'NOW I'M REALLY PISSED OFF.'
Right, so we can proceed to fighting off the hordlings in the last year in the Tree Realm.
TREE REALM OF ALBURGA, YEAR 4: TAKE THREE!
(funny thing is, I remember that everytime I played Horde, this particular level DIDN'T make me rage so much, I think)
I've had enough of moving the goddamn cows. Let's try spreading them out after all, and see what happens.
Hmmm... I feel like I've seen this before.
I feel like I've thwacked these hordlings before.
RAARGGGH!!!1 *battle rage*
Cocks are trying to plant evil saplings on my soil! What is this transgression?!
After removing the sapling, we punish the ones responsible with extreme prejudice.
Another sapling in the north (the red cross-like thingy near the edge of the cowpen). It would appear that our archer got, uh, eaten. Oh well.
So-so. At least I won't have to pay anything to the hirelings ohurrhurrhurr.
Ok, this next-gen cowpen was definitely a good idea. I don't have to move any of the cows.
So let's put the extra money to good use.
And buy moar cows and walls.
I lack cash for an archer though...
However, when things get tough, the tough go chopping!
Quit whining trees, nobody cares.
'sup
Chauncey - the master of deja-vu.
I love the smell of explodin' hordlin' in the mornin'... it smells like... victory.
Dum de dum. The stupid archers should have some kind of scripted priority to RESCUE VILLAGERS THAT ARE BEING EATEN RIGHT NEXT TO THEM
GOLD!!11
At this point I heard the archer yell for help. Jolly...
TO THE RESCUE!!!!
Oops, too late. Well shucks \o_O/
Whoa, we lost like, half of our village in this attack. Changing the strategy and posting only one archer might have been good for my coffers, but not too good for the safety of the peasants...
The cows still don't need moving. Amazing.
Another archer hired. Let's hope the archer's guild doesn't ask any questions why do we need replacements each season...
More cows to the herd.
Heck, even more.
By Triglav and Svarog, the enemy is a-coming!
Relatively peaceful.
First sightings. A second after that, a shaman popped up near the archer.
So, I went to investigate.
HOLY SHIT. Nothing like buying two pieces of BBQ for goddamn 60 gold.
But the shaman has been punished quickly, before he could beam out. He also dropped jewish gold.
Hmmm, at least the BBQ might stop some hungry hungry hordlings for a while if they run through the place.
Even more jewish gold D:
The situation was getting a little bit out of hand here, lotsa buildings got destroyed.
As you can see in this picture. I would be surprised to see a single standing building in my humble village.
Hey, hey! One does stand tall after all!
Ouch...
Ok... winter... how marvelous.
Time to change the cow pen into great $$$$
zzzziiiiiiing.
Hired three archers. Don't wanna take any chances - there's no such thing as TOO cautious :
:
Here goes nothing...
Ok, so the plan is as follows. If I manage to fend off the hordlings coming from the north, the northernmost building SHOULD be safe enough, since the main strike force and panzer battalion come from the south, so it'll take them quite some time to reach the house (which will probably be left for the 'last' ) while they are blasting the whole town.
NO TIME TO GET DAZED SHITHEAD.
:half-life marine voice: This whole operation is out of control!
godfuckingdammit...
LEAVE THAT ARCHER ALONE, SCUMBAG.
We're taking heavy losses...
Time to get fucked \o/
ok... let's try this bomb thingy
one more time...
FIRE!!!! ALL GUNS!!!!
Yup, a direct hit ensued after this. Nothing died. Fucking jolly...
So I went to do some thwacking. Dropped another bomb in the meantime. Again, nothing died.
FUCK. There was a thief sneaking in the backlines. I hoped I took them all out.
This is not good...
... apparently the sneaking thief destroyed the northern house and ate the villager inside...