Ivar the Boner
Arcane
Down a Broken Path
Monday August 26, Between Willow Creek and Tallow
Wyrd love her Codexers and they are still alive. Unfortunately we didn't get any new guys so we are still sticking to the same team.
Our objective is to get this Rurik guy to "safety of Tallow" and when Myth says that something is safe it means it's going to get horribly raped soon.
"THRALLS!" Azira screamed even though he never saw a thrall before.
Oh god, nooo.
Codexers assumed defensive position and prepared themselves for upcoming onslaught. I don't even know if thing I just said makes any fucking sense in english but it sure sounds cool.
Mrowak told his men to stop wasting arrows on Thralls and start shooting Ghols.
BOOM! fuckers are pretty much dealt with.
And now we can send our warriors to clean up mess dorfs made.
"SOULLESS!" Eklektyk screamed even though he probably never saw them before.
Normally ghasts and Soulless wouldn't be so much of a problem but we have to watch out for Rurik (we don't control him).
Thanks to the fact that we survived two mission without casualties Mrowak's finest are doing great against soulless.
More Thralls, and they are behind us. Normally we could just keep retreating but yeah... Rurik.
Ok, enough fucking around, we have to use warriors.
We need to gain enough time for Rurik to stop being retarded and then shall retreat our warriors.
There is really no point in prolonged melee with Thralls. Berskerkers could do that, Heron Guard could all kinds of do that, but warriors? not really.
We managed to split this wave of Thralls in two.
And rurik seems to be safe, and that's my main concern here.
Holy shit, that was beautiful.
But now our warriors have to fight again.
Azira is badly wounded so I will try to get him out of there.
CASUALTY! Man who survived TFL events was unfrotunately first to die in Soulblighter.
And then we lost another generic-warrior and one archer.
... And then our dorf assploded another non-codexer warrior. Well, fuck.
But we survived and we can continue our Rocky Road to Tallow.
Everyone is badly wounded and soulless started to pop out from the woods after we made only few steps.
Warrior Gareth managed to deal with one that popped out close to us but Mrowak is on his own with this one on the left. Our warriors are too badly wounded to dance with soulless.
"THRALLS!" screamed everyone.
Oh god, no.
Oh god, yes.
But Gareth got hit by something and died. Or simply had heart-attack.
"SO FEW OF US, BY THE WYRD, SO FEW" screamed everyone while dorfs were busy assploding shit left and right.
Dorfs did what they could, now warriors have to finish those thralls.
They did it, and no one died! (Well, Gareth died but that was a heart-attack).
Well, that doesn't look like fucking trap at all!
Fall back!
Obvious river trap is obvious even without meta-game knowledge.
Way is clear and we can continue.
REFLEKSHUN!
Oh-o, this looks like job for Mrowak.
We have one healthy warrior so he shall help killing soulless. We can't send anynone else because one javelin could kill them.
Told ya, one warrior just got killed by stray javelin.
And now archer went down. Fortunately that wasn't Mrowak.
Mrowak managed to kill soulless while avoiding javelins and we can continue our merry way.
IS THIS TELOUW YET?! I HOPE NOET BECUSE IT DOESN'T LOOK SAFE, LIEK, AT ALL.
Nope, it's not Tallow and we have a tail.
DraQ, Eklektyk... I'm sorry, you have to be sacrificed. There is no other way (Rurik is too retarded to just run for the gate).
But we prepared some exploding peasants to cheer you up before you die!
AND DON'T TRY THIS "WHOS THERE?!" BULLSHIT! JUST OPEN THE GATES FOR WYRD SAKE!
Ignore the thralls, just open the gates!
Awww shieet, and there goes Codexers!
Those newfags have to clear the way for what is left of our group before more Ghols arrive.
Tindrli and Mrowak are still with us though.
That was actually pretty hard mission and our casualties were not done on purpose. I reloaded a lot but I just couldn't do any better than this. Well, at least we have room for new recruits
Wyrd love her Codexers and they are still alive. Unfortunately we didn't get any new guys so we are still sticking to the same team.
Our objective is to get this Rurik guy to "safety of Tallow" and when Myth says that something is safe it means it's going to get horribly raped soon.
"THRALLS!" Azira screamed even though he never saw a thrall before.
Oh god, nooo.
Codexers assumed defensive position and prepared themselves for upcoming onslaught. I don't even know if thing I just said makes any fucking sense in english but it sure sounds cool.
Mrowak told his men to stop wasting arrows on Thralls and start shooting Ghols.
BOOM! fuckers are pretty much dealt with.
And now we can send our warriors to clean up mess dorfs made.
"SOULLESS!" Eklektyk screamed even though he probably never saw them before.
Normally ghasts and Soulless wouldn't be so much of a problem but we have to watch out for Rurik (we don't control him).
Thanks to the fact that we survived two mission without casualties Mrowak's finest are doing great against soulless.
More Thralls, and they are behind us. Normally we could just keep retreating but yeah... Rurik.
Ok, enough fucking around, we have to use warriors.
We need to gain enough time for Rurik to stop being retarded and then shall retreat our warriors.
There is really no point in prolonged melee with Thralls. Berskerkers could do that, Heron Guard could all kinds of do that, but warriors? not really.
We managed to split this wave of Thralls in two.
And rurik seems to be safe, and that's my main concern here.
Holy shit, that was beautiful.
But now our warriors have to fight again.
Azira is badly wounded so I will try to get him out of there.
CASUALTY! Man who survived TFL events was unfrotunately first to die in Soulblighter.
And then we lost another generic-warrior and one archer.
... And then our dorf assploded another non-codexer warrior. Well, fuck.
But we survived and we can continue our Rocky Road to Tallow.
Everyone is badly wounded and soulless started to pop out from the woods after we made only few steps.
Warrior Gareth managed to deal with one that popped out close to us but Mrowak is on his own with this one on the left. Our warriors are too badly wounded to dance with soulless.
"THRALLS!" screamed everyone.
Oh god, no.
Oh god, yes.
But Gareth got hit by something and died. Or simply had heart-attack.
"SO FEW OF US, BY THE WYRD, SO FEW" screamed everyone while dorfs were busy assploding shit left and right.
Dorfs did what they could, now warriors have to finish those thralls.
They did it, and no one died! (Well, Gareth died but that was a heart-attack).
Well, that doesn't look like fucking trap at all!
Fall back!
Obvious river trap is obvious even without meta-game knowledge.
Way is clear and we can continue.
REFLEKSHUN!
Oh-o, this looks like job for Mrowak.
We have one healthy warrior so he shall help killing soulless. We can't send anynone else because one javelin could kill them.
Told ya, one warrior just got killed by stray javelin.
And now archer went down. Fortunately that wasn't Mrowak.
Mrowak managed to kill soulless while avoiding javelins and we can continue our merry way.
IS THIS TELOUW YET?! I HOPE NOET BECUSE IT DOESN'T LOOK SAFE, LIEK, AT ALL.
Nope, it's not Tallow and we have a tail.
DraQ, Eklektyk... I'm sorry, you have to be sacrificed. There is no other way (Rurik is too retarded to just run for the gate).
But we prepared some exploding peasants to cheer you up before you die!
AND DON'T TRY THIS "WHOS THERE?!" BULLSHIT! JUST OPEN THE GATES FOR WYRD SAKE!
Ignore the thralls, just open the gates!
Awww shieet, and there goes Codexers!
Those newfags have to clear the way for what is left of our group before more Ghols arrive.
Tindrli and Mrowak are still with us though.
That was actually pretty hard mission and our casualties were not done on purpose. I reloaded a lot but I just couldn't do any better than this. Well, at least we have room for new recruits
Another awesome LP. Just finished reading through your Myth and dayum, that was awesome.
