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Completed Let's play Tale of Wuxia - Comic Sans Optional

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47 - The Free Obvious Information
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You know my name, how?
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Please, I'm part of the Beichou clan! That's what we do!
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I don't think I've heard that before.
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No way! You don't know anything about the Beichou Clan? If my grandpa hadn't passed that critical info to the Nameless One, he'd never have found the 14 Books of Mystery!

Oh...that intro sequence wasn't a folktale?

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AH! Nan Xian and Beichou, I have heard of you guys, you two are very famous.
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So... are you interested in exchanging some information?
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What do you wish for exchange?
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Money. A thousand Qian apiece.
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What a rip off!
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You get what you pay for. Accurate information.
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How would I even know if it's accurate?
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Alright, I'll give you something for free. Then you can decide whether to buy anything from me or not. The Cult of Tianlong will be causing problems at the birthday celebration today. Be careful.

Eh...I've had enough foreshadowing to expect that. No thanks. I'll hold on to my Qian.

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The gardener, proud of his peonies explains the history behind the flower. Empress Wu Zetian was disappointed that the peony flowers refused to bloom in her Royal Garden. Angered, she 'exiled' the flowers to Luoyang. Unexpectedly, the weather in Luoyang is very suitable for peony. The quantity and the quality of the peony improved so much that it became very famous.

So famous that every three years, the people of Luoyang holds the Flower Festival on Tomb-sweeping day. The Tang dynasty poet Liu Yuxi even wrote a poem for this festival.

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We move on and stumbled into disciples of Wudang Sect training.

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Nice to see you here, my friends from Wudang.
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Good to see you too.
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The disciples of Wudang Sect are so hardworking. You all train here while the other sects are walking around in Luoyang.
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Haha. I see you have a new junior apprentice. This is also my new junior apprentice. Now that we've talked about swordsmanship, would you like to compare martial arts with us?
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Interesting!
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That's a good idea. What do you think, Shi?
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Damn that was a pushover.

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48 - New Horizon
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Hahah, no way I'm playing that popamole mini game for that. Fuck, there's no guarantee I'd even get it since my Mining skill is so low.

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I didn't expect you to be so good at martial arts. Just as the old saying goes, good lenses bad frames.

Yeah, old saying. :lol: Kungfu Glasses.

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Hehe, you flatter me. I am Xu Ziqi, and Ziyi is my elder brother.
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I see. I came across your elder brother when I was in town. By the way, what kind of style were you practising? It seems so fierce!
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This Zhang technique is called Running Thunder Shou, but I am not very familiar with it.
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Who's your master?
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I don't have any. All of my learned styles ame from communication with my friends.
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Wow. That must be a lot.
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Haha, I am an expert in nothing, just a jack of all trades! I prefer enriching my knowledge by traveling. In order to finish the travel notes for summer holiday homework, I entered into this world unbeknownst to my dad to look for research and I have made many friends since.
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Summer holiday homework ??? Into this world???
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Ah! I believe you must have heard it wrong. I mean I love making friends everywhere. You know, although we've just met each other, I feel a kinship. You always make me think of one of my friends. Let me teach you something.
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Really? That's great. I'm eager for it! But there's nothing I can share with you. Frankly, I'd be taking unfair advantage of you.

Oh c'mon, stfu and take that free shit.

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It's alright. There are so many opportunities to repay me in the future! Just tell me more about your experience next time. Maybe it will be my turn to learn from you then.
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I promise. Okay, now I'm gonna cheekily learn it from you.
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I learned this [Golden Goose Art] from a good friend. It lets you run in the air and reach to the tops of high mountains easily after you master it.
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It is said that only Master Chanyong mastered the Golden Goose Art. He defeated all the other competitors in the Huashan Martial Arts Competition at that time.
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That's so cool! I can't wait to learn it!
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Now let me demonstrate it to you! Watch carefully!
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Are you clear?
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That's amazing! Your kung fu is a real eye opener!
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You flatter me. I still have lots more to work on. It's easy to be as light as a swallow as long as you can coordinate your expiration and inspiration well. That's why the Internal Styles is so marvelous to us. And of course different Internal Styles have different effects.
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Such as the legendary [Art of Energy Steal] which can transfer other people's Energy to ourselves. Then Shen Zhao Jing could bring a dying man back to life, and the Art of the Formless is also able to let you imitate any martial arts in the world... Too many arts to mention them all.
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I did not know the Internal Styles have such special effect.
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It's late. Now I'm going to tell you the formula of Golden Goose Art. Stillness; Vacancy is not brightness; Motion is motionless; Vessel is unobstructed; Brightness is not truth; Truth is not openness...

Some time later...

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I've memorized them all finally! Thank you so much!
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Don't mention it. See you next time.
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49 - Almost time to Party
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Oh well, better than nothing.

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The Baicao Clan seems more interested in selling their merchandise than with the birthday party.

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It's getting late but the party is yet to start. But we visit the main hall of the Jiang Mansion to pay our respects to all of the masters of the sects.

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Shi, this is Master Shang Heming from Bagua Clan.
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This is Master Wuse from Shaolin Temple.
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Master has some important matters to attend to, so he sent me along with my two juniors here instead. Ji, Di Fen, come over to meet Master Cao from Huashan Sect.
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Greetings, Master Cao.
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Good, good. Hehe, from the moment you emerged victorious in the Young Heroes Contest, I knew you were going to achieve greatness. And seeing that you're here on your master's behalf, I know my judgment is proven correct. Hahaha!
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You're over-complimenting me, Master Cao.
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Hehehe, you are still the same modest Gu, I see! It's rare to find a talented but humble man nowadays! By the way, haven't you already reached the proper age to get married? Do you have any partner yet?
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Erh... not yet.
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Oh? Then you should look for one.
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Marriage is an important affair, therefore I should take the consultation of my master. Thank you anyway for your concern.

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Heheh. Very true. Indeed it is more suitable to discuss this matter directly with your master.
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(Man, Master Cao seems to be very concerned about Gu!)
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If you'll excuse us, we still need to greet masters from other sects.
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Alright. Good bye for now. I'll chat with you later during dinner. Hehehe.
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Goodbye, Master Cao. (He seems to be totally ignoring me and Jing.) *sigh*
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(Jing seems upset. He didn't even bid Master Cao farewell.)
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Greetings, Master Zhuo.
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It's been a long time, how are you, Master Zhuo?
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I'm fine. Hey, did your master come with you too? Is he doing well?
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He's doing very well. It's just that he is busy working on something right now, so he can't participate. Me and my juniors were sent here instead on his behalf. Jing, Di Fen, come over here to greet Master Zhuo of Wudang Sect.
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Greetings, Master Zhuo.
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Good. There is a saying in the martial arts world: "Two young heroes from Xiaoyao Valley. Gu, the Fist of Justice and Jing the Dual Bladesman." I suppose the blade-carrying young man is Jing Ji, am I right?
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I am indeed Jing Ji.
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Hm. You are surely worthy of that title.
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(Wow. I never knew my seniors here were so famous!)
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Hm! And this young man here is?
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He is the new disciple of our sect, Shi Di Fen.
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Shi..Di..Fen?

Zhuo gazes hard at Shi Di Fen, as if thinking of something.

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(Why's he staring? Am I too handsome?) Eh. Master Zhuo, why.. are you thinking of teaching me a move or two?
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Oh.. no no no.. it's nothing. I'm just happy that Wuxia Zi has found another great apprentice.
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Thanks for the compliment, Master Zhuo.
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(This feeling of deja vu, is it mere coincidence or what?)
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Jing Ji of Xiaoyao Valley greets you, Mr. Jiang. I wish you good fortune and a long life.
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Shi Di Fen of Xiaoyao Valley greets you, Mr. Jiang. I wish you to live a life as bright as the stars and sun. (Ugh! Fortunately I memorized an extra line of greeting, damn you Jing for stealing my lines.)
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Thanks for your compliment, Mr. Jiang.
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Yuexuan, I heard you eliminated the 13 Geese of Shanbei single handedly, that was surely no easy feat. No wonder your master is so proud of you! Hahaha!
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I hereby accept the gift from Xiaoyao Valley. Please do send my thanks to your master. The feast will start soon. It's still early, go take a rest or tour around the mansion first. Call upon our servants if you need anything.

Just a few more minutes to the start of the celebration.
I might as well go try the new bow on hunting.

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It's not bad, I can actually kill the weaker ones like rabbits and birds in one hit now.
 
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50 - Birthday Bash
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Jiang welcomes all the guests by name, one by one. Every single sect was mentioned. Even the Finger-Guessing Clan of Qi Li.

When suddenly...
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Who are you?!
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Why were we of the Cult of Tianlong not invited?
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Hmph! I only invite heroic sects, not you filth of evil.

Three youthful martial artists immediately gather to meet the challenge, Ximen Feng of the Heavenly Sword, Xiahou Fei of the Matchless Broadsword, and Fang Yunhua of the Wudang.

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Brats like you dare to challenge me? I am Yaksha, Guardian of Cult of Tianlong! Four thugs, teach them a lesson!
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They gave me control of the three, it's not gonna be easy with these. But let's give it a shot.

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Shut up! In the end, good always triumphs over evil! Even if you win today, you will not have the last laugh!
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Gu! I'll help you!
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Ha! I've been waiting for this! Let's teach them a good lesson and put down these egomaniacs.

Now this will get easier.

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Interesting! Let me have a little fun with you brats!
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You evil temptress, I will fight you!
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Oh my! I'm not interested to fight with such a boring guy like you! Hahaha! Let's go!

She quickly retreats. In the commotion, Shi Di Fen picks up a dropped Arts manual titled: Seven-Form Moon Worshipper Zhang.

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I did not expect such an unfortunate event to happen during my birthday celebration. As the host, I feel ashamed that my guests got hurt because of me.
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The Cult of Tianlong is to blame for all this. It's not your fault, Mr. Jiang!

Master Wuse of the Shaolin temple warns that the Cult is growing stronger and what happened today is just the beginning. Master Zhuo agreed and urged that the rest of the sects take precautions.

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It was very brave and admirable of you to fight them just now, young men. To express my gratitude, I'd like to give you this gift. I think it's best to end our gathering for now. I promise I will visit each of you later and make amends. I have to handle the aftermath now. Please excuse me for not being able to accompany you any longer.

The celebration was canceled and the trip to Luoyang is over. It's time to return to the Xiaoyao Valley and train.
 
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51 - Fists vs Swords
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In my opinion, Jing Ji's style is really reliant on lucky crits to win the day. While Gu Yuexuan has the advantage of combos and counter rates to keep his attacks going.
In team fights, Jing Ji would have a great time scoring easy crits from flanking. That's on top of his Killing Momentum granting him a free attack on kills.

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The moonlight sword thrust 10-15% HP regen kept me in the fight. Gu has no such option.

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It was a close victory on the final turn.
 
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52 - No Homo
After the match...
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(Damn it, one day I'll splash you hard!)
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Huh?! There's someone under the tree!
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Who's that?
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Ah, it's the Painter.
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Why does...xhe look so young?

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May I ask what you are doing here?
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Painting, of course.
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Painting? Wait, what are you painting?
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All of you, of course.
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Huh?
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!!!
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It seems you are having a good time.
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(Damn, I look like a bullied boy!)
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Now that I think about it, it has been a long time since I drew you guys.
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Hey Ji, are you okay being naked in this painting? Like an exhibitionist? Heheheh
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Why you little...!
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Ow! Why you gotta hit me, bro!
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Don't make it sound like I have some kind of a weird fetish!
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The three of you have a very strong bond. Here, take this painting, it's for you guys. I need to leave now.
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Take care, sir!

Wow. What a loli trap.

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So what do we do about this painting?
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Humph! Who wants to look at a naked man? Keep it, fag.
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Let's go back.
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Wait a second...
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I'm not interested in naked men either!!
 
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53 - It's so vast
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Huh, that man seems to be practicing calligraphy.
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Hi, little buddy.
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Ah! You're the cause!
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That's true. I always wash my writing brush in the pond after I've finished a day's practice. I do this everyday, no wonder the water gradually turned black.

Hey asshole, ever heard of a bucket?

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Your perseverance is impressive!
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You flatter me. I've liked reading and writing since I was young. The villagers call me the Scholar.
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So you're the Scholar that I've heard so much about from my Master. I'm Shi Di Fen from Xiaoyao Valley. Nice to meet you.
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So you are Mr. Wuxia Zi's disciple. Very good. Wanna spar?

Huh? That surprised me a bit. OK

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Sure. Please be gentle with me~

:lol: That overconfidence.

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Hehe.. a disciple of Wuxia must be strong! Take this, buddy!
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Funny, I thought he's gonna use his brush.
That Peach Rush attack looks troublesome. Blast pushes the target 1-hex back, while Hamstring lowers movement. This could be trouble.

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My offense is severely weakened, but my defense is also exposed.
He simply steps behind me for free and lands one critical after another.

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He's too good.

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Your fan technique combines flexibility with strength. It seems to lack ferocity while in fact it provides excellent protection. I couldn't land many hits, you've truly broadened my horizons with your martial arts!
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Hehe, you've got that right! But it is not the full power of my Peach Blossom Fan technique. To achieve full power, you need to focus on protecting Flowers.
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Protecting Flowers? Enlighten me?

Gardening?

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I was a playboy and had lovers everywhere, so there were many beautiful 'flowers' around me. I created this technique to protect those 'flowers'.

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(So that's why it was created...)
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It must have been fate that led you here to see me today, so I'll teach you this technique as a gift! If you find 'Flowers' of your own, use this technique on her when you fight side by side. You will find it far more powerful this way.
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(Flowers of my own..Will I ever find one?)

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You learn quickly! Come to Wangyou Valley when you are free, we can study calligraphy together!
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Of course, thank you for your instruction!
 
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55 - A Flori-culture-ist...
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The next day...

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Yours are not bad...either.
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They're nothing compared to yours.
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Erm, thanks for your kinds... words.
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(Hmm who is this girl beside Master?)
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Ah, you came here just in time, Di Fen. Let me introduce you to my garderning friend here, Miss Floriculturist*

* :lol: Translation phailed. I'll just call her Florist from now on.

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Hello, I am Shi Di Fen., nice to meet you, Miss... Florist.
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(Hahah, that's a pretty cute title!)
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Hehe, you should behave better in front of her. She could be your mother at her age. Don't mind him, he is still a boy.
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W-what? (That's surprising!) I'm sorry Miss Florist.
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It... it's fine.
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She is a Master of Gardening. Any flower can blossom beautifully within her hand. She won the title of the Flower King more than ten times in Luoyang Flower Festival. You have a lot to learn from her.
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Aye.

C'mon, old man. It's flowers. I want to learn Kung Fu.

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Speaking of the flower festival. I remember something now. Next year's Peony Festival - will be expanded, apart from the increased prize money, there will be a special prize for the winner.
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Oh - what is the special prize?
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We.. don't know yet. But.. I will not participate.. as a contender, but as a judge...
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Huh. How unexpected for someone like Miss Florist to miss out on the flower competition.
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It's good... to change roles sometimes.
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Unfortunately I have other things to do at that time and I have to give this one a pass.
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That.. is... a pity.
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Di Fen, why don't you take part in this competition.

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Me? But I don't know anything about flower growing.
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Well. You won't as long as you keep focusing on swinging your blades around all day. Spend some time on other things lah, like me. Growing some flowers can be beneficial for your mental state too, don't you think? It's fun. Just ask her!

Oh, c'mon master. I'm already having a hard time with the art style meta-

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HERE LAH! Take this Peony seed with you. Take care of it with your heart, and a beautiful flower is sure to bloom. I look forward to seeing you at the Qingming festival next year.
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(W-what the? It's as if she transformed into a completely different person!)

Can't fight autism.

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Di Fen, try your best and don't disappoint me.

Both can happen at the same time, master.

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Alright. It's time to sing for the flowers.
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Go ahead, I'll follow you!
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LAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
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(I'm outta here)
 
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56 - Picking a flower
No way I'm growing flowers. Jeez.

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Thank you, Master!
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(YES! I'm finally free!!)

This unlocks the courier store - we can start gifting and exchange letters.
Let's pick a flower.

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Best to find out what she likes first...

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I couldn't find the red girl...huh.

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Package sent. She likes it. +30 Affection.

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Xiangyun, are you gathering herbs?
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Yes, I'm just finishing... Oh! I made a new medicine recently, would you like to be my test subject?
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Eh.. (I got a bad feeling about this...)
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Ok. I'll give it a go.
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Haha, why are you so frightened? I won't hurt you. Open your mouth..
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How do you feel?
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Wow I feel a strange power in my body!

MaxHP increased by 50.
Wow, I like this girl already.

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Pretty good, huh?
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Yes! Yes! Next time you should let me try again!
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No problem! It's late now and I should go back. See you next time.

Affection increased by 10 points.

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Bye bye.

Man, this girl thing is distracting. I don't feel like training any more. Fuck. :lol:
 
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57 - Discard the Sword
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Alas, no sign of her at all at the marketplace...

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You dare defy me?
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I~ I~
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Senior is forcing this lady to take off her veil.
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Hey! A young girl with such a good figure, who wouldn't want to see her face? Don't you feel the same, Shi?

I rather see something else... :smug:

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Don't force people to do what they don't want to do lah.
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Shut up lah! I'm not as hypocritical as you. Back off!
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Damned man! I'll kill you!
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In the midst of the fight, the beautiful fighter lost her veil.

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Haha, what a beautiful woman! I apologize for my rudeness! Let me see if you are hurt or not...
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Yo yo yo, here comes another beauty. How lucky I am today.

You're surprisingly happy for someone who just got his ass kicked.

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Hmph! I see, so you are the villainous disciple from Wudang! I'll teach you a lesson today!
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Oh, how can women who are so pretty have such bad tempers?
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Juan, come help me kick their asses! Take this!
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Eh Ehhhh?!
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Why am I also involved?!
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Alright, let's check out the new gal.

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Now I know why The Nameless One learned many styles.
I put away my sword and raised my empty palms.
It's not the damage, it's the purpose

Seven Form Moon Worshipper Palm Strike first form: The Gist of the Waning Moon

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Initial strike does almost no damage -

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Sometimes simply taking a stroll can either help you in your cultivation or plunge you into the war against feminists.
I must strongly express my disagreement with such assessment of the qt autistic florist lady, but i do appreciate staying true to your one waifu(for now at least).
 

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Lol when I look at her I'm reminded of Kagura from Gintama
 
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Yes, Master.
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Let's go!
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Miss, your veil...

This ((Ally of Women)) never stops trying huh?

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Leave it alone! Stupid women. Let's go!
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I have to give it back next time. Ah! Shi, goodbye, see you again!
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59 - Fists, Legs, Drinks
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I made sure to check my wallet for any lost Qian after that bump. Satisfied that I had none stolen, I moved on.

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(This drunken hermit's personality is just like his name, so drunk early in the morning!)
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Good morning, Senior. I am Shi Di Fen, and I came here to give you this tea. Please accept it.
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Huh? Tea? Wow, the old Wuxia is ...*hiccup* making fun of me! Give me the wine, wine! I don't want tea!
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Well, senior. I think you're drunk. Let me help you inside.
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Me? Drunk? Don't make me laugh! Even if I drink more wine, I will never get drunk. You think I'm drunk? Really?
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Hmm. You ARE the brewmaster. Maybe you aren't easily drunk.
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Come on. Let's do some exercise! That way you'll know whether I'm drunk or not!
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Master, you can't drink anymore? (How can I take advantage of a drunk old man?)
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Ahahah, you must be thinking (How can I take advantage of a drunk old man?), right?
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No, no, no! (How?!)
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Be a man and don't hesitate! I'm coming!
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The meta is on my side, old man.

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Master, it's my honor to be your drinking buddy!
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Fantastic!

He turns around and takes out a jar of wine.

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This is Herbal wine. Drinking it will benefit your health. Come on, kid. Drink it!

Many swigs later...

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Huekkk~
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Hahaha, I know the wine best and I'm a generous person. Don't be afraid to get drunk, you'll step into a new world.

Never falling for that again.
 
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60 - My flower's garden
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Good morning, Shi.
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Di Fen, did Wuxia sent you here?
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Yes. Here is some tea Master asked me to deliver to you. Please take it.
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Thank you. Have a seat and let's have some!
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Thank you but I have to deliver the tea leaves to others in Wangyou Valley. I'll come back another day, please forgive me for leaving so soon.

That we will. :smug:

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Alright! I won't force you to stay. If you are interested, come here later on so that we can drink tea and talk about medicine together. Oh. I almost forgot. Please take these ailments-cleansing pellets as a gift in return. Please give it to your master for me.
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OK. Farewell.
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This is an amazing consumable. I wonder if we can keep it.

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The Floriculturist gives us a chrysanthemum to thank us for the tea. She also invites us for gardening lessons. No thanks. We move on to the next house. Yes, Floriculturist actually a real word. Google Chrome let me down. :lol:

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Isn't it Di Fen, the new apprentice of Wuxia Zi! What a happy surprise to see you!
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Here's some tea from Master Wuxia Zi for you. Please take it.
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Thank you! I was just running low. Your timing's perfect.
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Please express our gratitude to Wuxia Zi.
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No problem. By the way, Master told me again and again to give an ancient painting back to you. Let me take it out right away.
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W-what!!! It's-it's GONE!

That bitch stole it!

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Master asked me to give a painting back to the Painter, but it's gone!
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Uh oh... don't tell me it's the painting from the Han Dynasty. It must be worth at least three thousand liangs of silver.
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You're wrong. It's five thousand and five hundred. The famous painter Tang Yin appraised it.
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What shall I do? I couldn't get that amount of money even by selling myself!
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Calm down, do you remember the last time you saw the painting?
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I checked it before I entered the Valley... Ah! I remember! A strange girl bumped into me! She's dressed in black, with a purple birthmark on her face.

How cliche.

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Uh oh. I know that one. She's got to be Yan the Tomb Raider.

:lol:

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Who?
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She's an expert at tomb raiding. She likes precious antiques especially. Young as she is, she has committed many crimes.

Does she wear tank top and dual wield pistols?

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Oh no! Masters! There must a lot of precious antiques in your houses. It would be terrible if the thief stole them all!
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!!!! GO BACK INSIDE! HURRY!
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:lol:

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Damn it! Stealing from us in broad daylight, this thief must be stopped!
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Indeed. We have to catch her before she escapes. Let's go find her.
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Yeah! Let's go!

Before we leave the valley in pursuit of the thief, we deliver the rest of the tea.

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Hello young man, what can I do for you?
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I'm Shi Di Fen. I'm here to deliver tea to you. Please take it.
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That's very kind of him. Come sit down. Play chess with me!
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I'm so sorry. I have to deliver the tea to others in the Valley. I'll come and play another day.
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Very well. I won't force you. Come visit whenever you wish. Oh, here. Take this Compedium of End-games as a gift in return for your master's tea.

The last stop is a beautiful master of the zither, Celestial Melody.

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In exchange for the tea, she gives us an instrument and offers music lessons in the future.
With that done. It's time to chase the thief!
 
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61 - Naughty Business
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Damn it! She's nowhere to be found!
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That sounded like her! Let's go!
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:lol:

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No! Leave me alone!
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You!
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Hahaha, you want to be a hero? Are you bringing another chick for me?
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Brother Shi, he's such a rude person!

No worries, I shall politely fist his face.

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You bastard, I suggest you leave right now, or-
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Or what?
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I'll show you what I can do!
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No way! I have got two beautiful ladies. You are the one ought to disappear! Then I can have a quality time with these two. Hahaha!
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Can't believe it's him again. Holy shit.
It's impossible to lose this fight. Therefore I'll take the opportunity to practice my lesser used arts on him.

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Damn it! Today is your lucky day! I'll show you no mercy next time!
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Stop! Return the things you stole!
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Fine! You saved my life. You're the boss.
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It's wrong to steal, you know, your mother never told you about this?

:lol: Xiangyun. She's an adult. Seriously.

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I have no mother.
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Oh. Me too...
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*Sobs*
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:lol: What is going on?

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Sorry. I promise I won't steal anymore in Wangyou Valley.
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You mean you're still going to steal from other places? I think I'll take you to the police.
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Please no! I'm just a poor girl. If you take me to the police, I have no idea what will happen next!
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Promise me you'll stop stealing.

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Persuasion failed.

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OK, you promised!

:abyssgazer:

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Of course! I won't eat my words. See you then!
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At least we got back the stolen properties. Let's return them to the owners.
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Yeah. You're right. Let's head back.

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62 - In the Rain
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Eh, who are these people?
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You cruel bastard! Hand over the antidote!
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You want it? That depends on your honesty.
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What?!
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Who ordered you to stalk me?
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! ! !
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I'm not clueless. Was it that slut, Yaksha? Or the loser, Mahiraga, or...
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Shut up! Don't waste your breath! Let's kill him and take the antidote! Die, Xuanming Zi!
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Poison, Lifestealing, Damage in one attack

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Hey, how does it feel like when your blood vessels are rupturing?
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Argh! It hurts! Antidote! I want the antidote!
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But - you said it will only onset - after 98 hours!
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A little inner force quickens it. Are you still not willing to talk?
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Yes, yes... Mahiraga... he made us spy on you. The antidote please!
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Well then! You shall have it!
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ARGH! YOU LIAR!
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I've cured you... from the pain of living. hahahaha!
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Hello my friend, are you ready to stop this eavesdropping?
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I- I was just passing by.
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Haha, I know you. You are the new kid of Xiaoyao Valley that Gu Yuexuan brought...
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Eh? How do you know?

Dude, he poisoned you. He nearly killed you.

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How do I know. Hahahaha! Kid, that's an interesting question!
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You've taken that animal Wuxia Zi as your master, right?
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How dare you insult my master!
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Angry are you? Wuxia Zi is still so good at brainwashing. He looks righteous, but he has a dark and dirty side. Heheh.
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One more word and I'll...
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Hey kid, let me ask you a question: do you want to learn the best martial arts or not?
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! Someone's coming!
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Hah. That's it for today then. Hey, kid. If you want to learn from the best, come meet me here at the end of October this year. Remember, come here alone. Hahahahah!

The man disappeared without a trace.

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(Who the hell is he?)
 
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63 - Medicine for Love
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Hey, Brother Xu, what's up?
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Word of your mastery of Qinggong has spread lately. The martial arts community have titled you the Shadowless Ghost.
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Wow. Thanks!
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Qinggong is really important, those who master it are always famous, their tales are also unfathomable. Let me take you to meet Mr. Chu next time, see whose Qinggong is better.
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You really love talking to yourself, Brother Xu.
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What's wrong with you, old lady?
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My shoulder's aching since yesterday. I need Dr. Miracle to perform acupuncture on me. But there's so many people here, I don't know if I can hold on any longer.
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I know something about Acupuncture, too. Let me help.
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Google to the rescue!

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Oh, it does not hurt anymore! Wow~ I never thought you are so skilled in medicine. Thank you.
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:smug: Twas a trifling matter, milady.

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Xiangyun! I've come to learn medicine today!
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Oh, there are so many patients today. I'm still busy, why don't you wait here and I'll pour you a cup of tea?

Later that day...
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Dad!
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Xiangyun, I'm home! And Di Fen! You came here to find her?
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Dad, don't talk nonsense!
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Hi, Dr. Miracle!
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Hehe, are you sick and need treatment?
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No, he came here to learn medical skills from you.
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Oh, girl. He's not dumb. You don't have to talk for him.
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Hmph! It's nothing at all!
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(This pair of father and daughter really likes to squabble) Dr. Miracle, I hope to be your apprentice and learn medicine!
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No problem. But you have to be my assistant first, then I can teach you medicine.
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Thank you so much, Dr. Miracle!
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The clinic's closed for the day. Come back next time and be ready.
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Then I'll go back first. Bye bye.
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Farewell.
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Take care, Shi.
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Why are you so gentle to the young man and treat your own father the opposite?
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That's not true~ I like you the best, let me make tea for you!
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Mmm...my little girl~ are you falling in love with the young man?
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Dad, recently I've invented a kind of diuretic pill, it's better with tea, do you want to try...
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No.. no~ I'm fine! I'm very healthy, ahahha, ahahah. (She has sharp ears!)
 
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