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Who should Agent go for?


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Kalin

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W-woah, cute!


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DAS RITE! Better believe it honky!


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Ok I'm drunk and we're doing this. Doubt I'll make it justice, but it's not like anyone else would either. True Love is not only a great classic, it's a hardcore CRPG to boot with deep meaningful choices, a totally faithful translation, mature writing and tasteful content. Or possibly, a semi-retarded Visual Novel with pixel babes. Either way it's worth a LP, especially considering the shoddy state of the Playground in this day and age.

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Naturally there can be only one.


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Character type influences starting stats and progression. Stats are: Passion, Appearance, Scholarship, Strength and Art. Fatigue is a debuff that screws with everything. Certain pixel babes go for dudes with certain stats, so you won't have a chance to get ANY qties unless you MAX their preferred stats. As you can tell, this is already serious business.


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Intellectual it is, and the game begins!
 
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Kalin

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DAY 1 - IT BEGINS

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: The rainy season had ended and the busy time had passed. I will not forget the warm bright sun that passed by in those 6 months. Those memories still live in me, they are bright like rays of sun coming through the leaves, melancholy like the rain... Ok bros this intro is gay as fuck, who wrote this shit? Anyway, I have decided to put my memories down in the General Blogdex Thread.

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: My name is agentorange. I'm waito piggu art student in Kyoto. I grew up in Japan but lived most of my life in Kwanza. Now I've left home to relive the anime life in this tiny flat. They said I would be Charisma Man, but what I found was HELL. The real truth is that the best j-girls - the most cute ones - are reserved solely for j-chads. It's like the myth of Tantalus the Titan; his punishment is to be eternally just in reach of some sweet fruit, but he can never touch it. That's life as a weirdcel autist goblin in Japan XD


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: I'm surrounded by j-girls but I've never had a girlfriend. I was always too shy. Now my student days are almost over... In order to enjoy the remaining days I get up earlier than I used to and walk the street to art college. I have a yuge exam in three months. I will probably fail and Japan will reject my visa for being a weirdcel... Fugg... I need beer :/

[This is the main planning screen where we make our schedule! Choices for activities are: Study, Art Learning, Sports, Fashion, Pleasure, Break, Work, Shopping and Promise. They're mostly self-explanatory. Promise is for dates with j-girls, so yeah, not a lot of that going on as of yet. Consistent with the type, I pick art stuff followed by a night of beer and vidya.]

DAY 1 BEGINS!



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: FUGG! This tom-boyish, loudmouth girl is Mikae Morikawa. Relationship? Childhood friends, went to the same kindergarten. She's always picking on me, but at least that's one girl who actually acknowledges me as a real human bean.

[Discerning viewers may note this is a high school uniform. Original game was set in high school but the overseas version made a shoddy attempt of trying to change it to college. Why? I guess since one chick you can fuck is your friend's little sister and that makes her like really underage in Kwanza. Anyway! While I was typing this she was giving our guy a hard time on account of not having a girlfriend. I can't be bothered to type out all the inane conversation so this is the best you get.]


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: *mumbles incoherently* Mikae, I... I...


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: Would like to FUGG her tbh, but... Uh....


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: FUGG!


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: I'm legit, haven't anyone said they like you before?


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: Uh, y-yeah, h-haha. *nervous laughter* A-anyway, let's go inside.


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: Oh great, Janior!

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: What are you doing? Having a lover's quarrel?


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: W-what, n-no-


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: Damn it Janior!


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: I've heard that she's come top at prefectural swimming meets a few times, and she's pretty famous in college circles.

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: SO WHAT?

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: How about taking a PEEK at her?

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: Eh!? How?


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: By any chance, do you mean... The changing rooms or something?


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: So what's the catch?


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: You fuckin kike! How much??

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: 3000 yen bro, you know I'm good for it.

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: That's a lot! What do you need it for anyway?


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: That's a lot of NuYen... But this faggot game won't let me say no anyway, so...


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: Heheh, thanks! I'll be waiting for you at the sports ground after class... Don't forget, OK?

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: This better be gud!
 
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Kalin

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STILL DAY 1 - UGH :/

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: Lund! What do you want?

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: Agent my man, you really should greet me properly.

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: Why the fuck would I do that??


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: Oh here we go again... Will you at least be marrying the poor girl?

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: Hahah! No way! She's not partner material. It'll take some amazing chick to match my lifestyle.

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: So you're not serious about her at all??


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: .....


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: .........screw this!

[CLASSES HAPPEN]


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: Yep, I'm here for my 'interest' on that yehzah you owe me!

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: OK good! Come with me, right here in the tool shed.


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: OK bro I'm gonna head home now.

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: Huh? You're leaving??

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: I've got to pick up Final Oxymoron VII. Be careful, ok?

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: Weird... Anyway, I hear the approaching sound of GIRLS chattering noisily.


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: I'm kinda nervous...


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: I can't see very well from this low angle, but everyone's definitely got NICE bodies.... Ugh... Getting stiffy..


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: G-gotta run! Fuuuu-


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: Gotta think fast!

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: Uh... I was.... Cleaning up.


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: Shit this is it... Itz OVER :/


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: *nervous laugh*


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: Y-yeah! It was like I was possessed by some evil spirit...


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: Huh!? You'll overlook it??


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: HOW!?

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: I'm not CHAD so why is she nice to me? Hmm oh well...


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: ....heheh.


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: Oh! Ouch! R-right...


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: Uh-huh, you can trust me, Miss! You can count on me this time! *drools*


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: Hrrrrgh!


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: All right, gotta sharpen up! Gotta study, paint some, maybe pick up some Euro beers from that shop-


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: Sorry for what? Heheh... Oh fuck, she's a beauty!


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: I... Uh... I'm OK.....


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: Fuuuuuu! This is like that thing warpig talked about-


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: Man, now this lady is even talking to me...

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: Maybe I accidentally maxed somehow? If so... Maybe I have a chance? Ok damn it, it's NOW or NEVER...


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Finally home our hero tries his best at painting, but focus is not easy to maintain.


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: Those... Those grils... Were CUTE! Being near j-girls makes me wanna blow my brains out!

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: Aaaah damnit to hell! *faps furiously*


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Rest of the evening is spent with vidya, eating atrocious Japanese "pizza" and drinking much-needed alcohol.


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: *slurs* Da FUCK did diz moron jus say about Quake.. *shoutboxes into the night*


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Aaaand we're through! First day is pretty sloggy what with all the encounters. At the end of each day your stats change depending on what you did or didn't do. Yep, das rite! Stats deteriorate just like in real life.

-2 appearance, -1 studies, -1 strength, +2 artistic achievement, decreased cash float by 3000 yen


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And now it's time to venture forth once again. This is a long game so I will consider input from Codex on what to pursue for the next couple of days. Since AO is still in college he can only do two things per day. On Sundays and during the upcoming holiday you get to pick three activities. Keep in mind that AO is a slender intellectual so playing to his strengths would be preferable to trying to become Broliath. Current cash flow is pathetic, but it kinda fits the character. Game is too easy to abuse if you gamble in the shopping district so that's not gonna happen.

Available choices:

A - Study to increase scholarship
B - Sports to gainsmax into Chad (lol)
C - Art Learning to, duh, boost art
D - Fashion to looksmax
E - Pleasure to go around town
F - Break to play vidya and sloth around
G - Shopping to buy items (not that we can afford anything)
H - Work horrible slog part-time job to score NuYen
 
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RK47

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study first then go to town n find that mature woman imo.
 
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Kalin

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DAY 2-5 - MORE QTIES

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: I'm a driver, I'm a winner... Things are gonna change, I can feel it!

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: ......fuuuuuuck XD


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OK here's the calendar, forgot if I showed it. Important dates are all school related. We have three weeks of school after final exams, no idea why! Game ends in September. I played this session as votes kept coming in. After deeply considering input from Darth Roxor (a man of culture!) and RK (who has legit interest in sniffing busty park babe) I also asked the avatar himself:

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: Finally on time for once!


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: Ooouuch....


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: ....P-pantsu!! If only I could sniff.... I bet they smell NICE!


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: I'm OK... I... I like....white, it's refreshing.


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: Uh, I didn't mean to! It's just the way we were positioned....


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: Wow! ....that speed.... what was.... Who was she??


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Classes are brutal, and on top of that there's plenty of forms having to be filled in.

Ain't easy living in Japan when you're surrounded by j-girls AND have pantsu on your mind.

Seriously. People don't know the PAIN of the animu lifestyle...



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: At least I have my ART!


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A night of beer, brownies and lots of steamy JAV concludes the second day.

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: zzzzzzzzzz....waito p-pantsu.... on my head...zzzzz.....


-2 appearance, -1 studies, -2 strength, +1 artistic achievement


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Another day, another schedule. I go with RK's suggestion of studying and visiting the entertainment district.


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: Time for lunch break!


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: Huh? What's that sweet voice?


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: ........Woah! H-how did that happen?


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: *stares like creepcel*

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: Ayo! I forgot to ask her name!



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: Janior! What was??


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: Man, you know everything!

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: Yeah! She's rated pretty high in this college! Man, I wish I could be... At least be her friend.

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: Got any more info?


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: Aww come on bro! You owe me!


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: Huh, does she have some serious illness?

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: Nah, I think she's just anemic. Anyway, gotta run!


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[AFTERNOON CLASSES PASS]


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: Ughh... That's it, I've done just about all I can to pass the exams.

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: Time to buy beer and hit town, maybe I can SNIFF some grils, like that cutie from the other day...


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: UGH! Just goddamn chinks and koreans everywhere... No thanks :/


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: Man, the pressure is killing me. Babes, exams, VISA, and fucking TURN...


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+1 appearance, +2 fatigue, +2 studies, -2 strength, -2 artistic achievement


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: Time to ace these motherfuckers!


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: Y-yeah, heheh.


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: Dunno what everyone is on about, I cut my own hair just fine!


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Another day ends in slothful debauchery justified relaxation after such a strenuous week.


+1 appearance, -2 fatigue, -1 studies, -1 artistic achievement


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: THIS IS IT!


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: Oh, ha ha ha! I want to forget all about the exam and go have some fun!


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: Huh? Odd place? What do you mean? I don't have a clue.


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: Oh well, time to head out.


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: Hey, she looks familiar...


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: H-hey, you're the lady with white pan- uuh...


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: Yes but I couldn't help it, it's imprinted in my brain...


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: OUCH! She hits hard, but... S-she touched me... Wow.


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: W-wait, it's a misunderstanding! I'm Agent! What's your name?


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: Hey, I'd be really happy if you gave me your number to-


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: I'd never! So... What are you doing, anyway?


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: .....she's gone. I'm such a freak. :/

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: Well, at least she didn't call the cops on me. XD


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: Man, so much happening... Touched by pantsu girl, NICE girl even talked to me... Fugg I'm dizzy...

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TO BE CONTINUED!
 

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I remember playing it, failing at everything and game just giving me a free catgirl for that

that was the day I realised anime is for me.
 
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This WAS the game that had 「It's immoral to look at my Mother's legs.」as a line, right?
 

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