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Completed Let's REMOVE KEBAB in EU 3 Mare Apertum: Return of SERBIA STRONG

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Gondolin Arcane

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    BUUUUUUUMP!

    Edit: Success! Now let's see that update.
     
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  2. Cassidy Arcane

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    [​IMG]The Ottoturk Emprahirie is in colapse! We must stand long enough and it implode like a skul of pig! Serbian Constantinopel or Death!

    Trailer Score: Siren's Call

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    The people of Srbija are the STRONG of the stronggst! No matter what, they resist, our garissons stand tall in face of vast legions of starve farm animals and fight to the last man against their seiges. The worst turk is in deep collaps already, the sings are everywher. They may still vast outnumber our countrey, but with time, even the dumbest farm animal will get it that they are being sent to the Serbian slaughterhouse like cattle to die for the ambitions and pride of their fat heathen Sultan. Once every turk is an orphan, let us see their countrey burn into cinders and angry mobs of turks tired of war. We must and will resist until that happen!

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    We are equal to worst turk in our armies technology now. Our scorch earth has drain all of their mass legion, secure our sovereign clay against all odds. For too long our slavic brothers have been oppress, now we are ready to go to the end. No matter what they send at us, we will never let Srbija down.

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    haha stupid turk send 1000 to seige Prizren 1000 kebab pony rider removed from the premises again!

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    : x

    The poles finally realize we are win and decide to do something, not that it matter much at this point.

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    The turk, in their despair, send everything they got against the walls of Srbija. Our garissons are determinate and STRONG enough to withstand anything until our armies reinforce enough for a counteratak. Stupid turk we will crush what attrite didn't out of you like skuls of pigs again and again, and for more ten... one hundred year if necesary!

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    The Poles have chance to glory crush a vast turk legion for first time and make solid contribute to this war for Constantinopel. Their hussars lances are fill with impale kebab to then remove.

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    POLAND AND SERBIA STRONG!!!

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    Once again the clay of Nis is taken bakc, and will be when need, for the willpower of Srbija is infinite. No matter how many widows cry for the national martyrs of our countrey and of Orthodoxy who gave their lives to fight against devilist worst turk, we will never give up, we will never stop. For every Serbian who fell when assaulting the garisson of worst turks in Nis, countless innocents were save from murder, rape and slavery in hands of the worst scum and dreg of the Blue Clay. Every hero shall be rembered, every martyr homage, we shall nevar forget our heros.

    Short after Nis retake, situation at our capital critical. Our brave and valiant and greattst of the greattst general and despot Stefan X march with the entire army near Moravain Srbija and wait for as much reinforce as possible before need of saving their clay. In face of new situation, the Tercio has long gone their use.

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    Attack is the best defense some say, and they are right. To attack worst turk after scorch earth crushed most of them is a best defense true. Rather than banal Tercios, the Serbian infantrey is reorganize into a revolutionary form: the Hadjuks. They no longer fight in predict line and square forms, but like water, like gas, because like a chink call Sun Tzu says, the pinace of military deploy approach the formless. If it is formless, then even the deeppst spy cannot discern it or the wise make plan against it. Our new STRONG of Srbija is almost undistinguish from the freedom fighters operate in guerila behind enemy lines except for being far more number and coordinate thanks to the smarttst mail pigons of Srbija relay message between far away irregular formations of our Hadjuk before they prepare the attack. The Hadjuk have guns and STRONG axes like the also STRONG viking of the far north Europe and they are now our hope of save Moravian Srbija before too late.

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    Although economy better in the long term, at this point, Serbia need all manpower they can. The battle for Moravian Serbia may define future of this entire war, and our Polish allies went fool lose too many to attrite again and expose to counteratak of the worst turk.

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    Fukc the asshol clan of the white sheepfukcers return to your sheepfukcing in precious mongolia once worst turk is done they are coming next!

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    Then, as we stand on eve of most important battle of our histroy,

    FUKC THE ASSHOL KRAUT TRAITORS AND DISHONOR SCUM! WE WILL NOT BETRAY OUR POLISH BROS FOR SUCH ASSHOLS! WE WILL FIND WAY TO REMOVE KRAUT FROM SLOVENIA ONE DAY!

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    The garissons resist brave, the time is coming for one of most decisive battles.

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    Meanwhile, as expect, the stupid Poles again lost everything due to critical strategic dumbfukc.

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    And Athens fell... hahahaha this was a victroy with taste of ash for the worst turk.

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    Our victroy was cost due to stupid bless of dice and ubikebab, but Moravian Serbia clay is secure! Once again:

    CHASE THE WORST TURK LEGION UNTIL NO KEBAB REMAINS!

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    Lesson learn: never trust krauts they all scum.

    Haha stupid turk legion retrett to Albania after losing most to attrite in our scorch clay!

    Stefan X led his army to crush those ten thousand kebab there.

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    How long can farm animals keep reproduce to make up for all kebab remove? Some advisors say to Stefan X that with this rate should not be long before the worst turk start draft child soldiers and elderly as they are obvious asshol and scumbag enough for such an abomination.

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    And maybe those advisors are right. The worst turk is a dying abomination now and we must press on to finish our ultimate goal: Constantinopel!

    The stupid turks in Nis are so small due to attrite cause by scorch clay now they may be crush, it is time to remove even more kebab, soon their army will be reduce to nothing! The moment of our ultimate victroy draws near, after all these years of sacrifice and determination, Stefan X can feel already that the winds of histroy are change now.

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    The time has come to prepare for a final battle that will decide the future of Constantinopel and the Balkans. But first the scum must be removed full.

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    best day of my life never gets old!

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    And even best, the Poles have sing peace with worst kraut who gain nothing from war with potato and now return to help us finish the worst turk off. The signs of their iminent collaps are now clear than ever. Just one more push and the entire Ottoturk emprahirie will be worst shape than a skul of pig trample by the entire cavalrys of Poland, Russia and Serbia.

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    All Srbija need is another one or two greattst victroys, and the once biggst and most feared by Europe army in histroy since the tiems of worst mongol Genghis Khan and worst hun Attila will be reduce to nothing!

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    hahahahahahahahahaha where is your invincible empire now asshol?

    SERBIA STRONG WE CRUSHED THE WORST TURK SO MUCH THEY BEG FOR WHITE PEACE! BUT SOON WE WILL GO EVEN FAR

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    Our forts are STRONG! our clay untouch, our people determine to fight the good fight to the end, no matter how long it take.

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    And the beg for white peace came upon moment when, while the worst turk desperate try to seige Srbija, Greek freedom fighters are win to unite all Greeks under flag of the last remant of the old Roman Emprahirie: Trebizoid.

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    Stupid poles, although this mean we will not have to share clay with them hahaha.

    They never did much to help us achieve victroy, and now the glory will be all ours!

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    While Serbia remain STRONG after almost ten years of war with worst turk idiot, some countreys grow weak even in peace. More proof of our STRONG. While England fall apart our armies in tha Balkans, again, march to remove kebab from Zeta this time. The final battle may come soon.

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    Stefan X not only crushed the turks, but grave wound their Sultan asshol who is now very bad shape. If we kill this scum, this will crush the worst turk even more hahaha.

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    Mustafa II once laugh at Srbija, think they insane for dare to defy his "invincible" emprahirie. Now....

    NOW HE FIGHT FOR HIS LIFE AND THAT TURK LEGION IN PRIZREN IS ALL THAT IS LEFT OF SIGNIFICANT OF THEIR ENTIRE ARMY!

    hahaha how the proud and haught heathens have fall.

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    To secure our victroy before Prizren fall, many mercenary are hire. The walls of Prizren hold STRONG, the garisson well aware that this is the final battle, that if they win it, the worst turk will be completely disarm and crush, and Constantinopel ready for liberation. Who would have think, that once small Srbija, which even, for a while, was bitch vassal to worst turk, now stands on the chance to be crown savior of Constantinopel and restorer of the Second Rome?

    From Russia to Portugal, the name of Srbija will be sing in glory!

    The time is coming!

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    In 14 March of the year of the Lord 1593, the entire Serbian army plus mercenaries were ready for one last decisive battle with the worst turk. If they win, nothing will be left to stop them from secure the holy city of Orthodoxy. This is it! TO VICTROY!

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    There was an ironic echo in this battle. When the worst turks realized, after initial deliver of heavy loss against Srbija forces, that the Serbians were determined to crush their entire army no matter how much it cost them, their Sultan, which may as well be their last Sultan, Mustafa II, he dress in common solider uniform and charge together with his men... EXACTLY LIKE HOW THE LAST BYZANTINE EMPRAH DID THIS IS SO POETIC JUSTICE!

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    Mustafa II, like Constantine XI Palaiologos, died in battle, but the body never was find for probably he was bury with other soliders because turks all look like the same asshols. And with Mustafa II, the burial of the entire worst turk Emprahirie begin, and his leaderless army is chase to oblivion.

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    Meanwhile, the Greek Freedom Fighters continue with total success thanks to the greattst victroy of Srbija. The fall of the Ottoturk Emprahirie is now in high speed. They will pay for centuries of oppress!

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    Although costly, the removal of the last major turk army finally is about to happen, and then, only a minuscle force of kebab will left to remove from the premises.

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    VICTROY IS AT HAND! WE WRITE HISTROY NOW! WE WILL SAVE ORTHODOXY! WE WILL SAVE CONSTANTINOPEL!

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    With their sultan dead and his heir a total incopetent, with their war exhaustion fly up like a rocket, and with the cruel heir demanding recruit of 10-year old turks as soliders, this was too much. Even the farm animals now rebel against the worst turk idiot! The turk once gigantic army is now almost totally crush. There is nothing more stop Srbija to free the holy city other than forts to be seiged!

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    Even with this greattst victroy of the entire histroy of our greattst countrey, Srbija generals know better than glow complacent like worst turk. The world evolve and move on, where farm animals don't. And this is what make Serbia different from them too.

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    The final conclude of kebab removal in croatioa, at this point, was nothing but a footnote next to the far more glorouis recent event of the complete annihilate of the Ottoturk armies and of their emprahirie by the hands of the much smaller, but STRONG Serbia. The last remant of their army was easily crush and Bessarabia will be free soon, its seige personally led by the Despot and greattst hero and savior of all Serbs and Orthodox, Stefan X.

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    Then, tragedy strike on Srbija on the eve of their total victroy! A worst turk archer hit Stefan X the Greattst with an arrow, mortal wounding him. One of our greattst heroes, who led our countrey to victroy after its manpower was deplete, who achieved the once think impossible and annihilate the turk army. He perish in battle, and died before seeing our greattst country coming crowning moment of glory: the liberation of Constantinopel. His last words and last wish were:

    Free Constantinopel.

    And so it shall be done

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    Rest in Peace Stefan X, Despot of all Serbias, Hungry, Croatioa, Trannylvania and Moldorvia, Savior of Constantinopel, Hero of all Orthodox Peoples, Greattst General of the Greattst, Slayer of Mustafa II the Turk Idiot, Annihilator of the Ottoman Empire and Army, Single-handed Remover of fifty thousand kebabs, Scourge of the Heathen, Grandmaster Duellist, Spiritual Liege of all Serbians and Orthodox, Future Saint for sure, Defender of the Orthodox Faith and Hussar of the Hussars.

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    NEVAR FORGET

    LONG LIVE STEFAN XI!

    Stefan XI may never achieve the same glory of his father, but his administrative skills will help ensuring the new Serbian Empire will never fall due to internal corrupt and decadence. Among his first acts were a Declaration of Indulgence because the time has come to put an end to hatred of other Christians because the true enemy is the devilist turk, the creation of Suffragan Bishops to improve stability and offering of refuge to Jews just for the sake of pissing off the ragheads and turks even more hahaha because everybody knows they hate Jews more than anybody else.

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    With the worst turk army annihilated and their population in a massive open but ideology empty rebel against the goverment in Anatolia, now it is the time to begin to pave the final road and fulfill the last wish of our great hero Stefan X.

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    The Rise and Fall of the worst turk idiot emprahirie become the theme of the treatise of one of the greattst philosophers of the world, a Serbian of course, who is welcomed as an advisor to the despot.

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    In 1595, Trebizond has risen again from the fall of the worst turk. The Greek Freedom Fighters, deeply inspire by the ideals of Democracy in Athens(and, of course, of sodomy and pederastry too), forged in their bravery and determination, with of course, a huuuge indirect help of Srbija, the great Republic of Trebizond, and are intent on freeing all Greeks from worst turk oppression under the Trebizond banner, and then, perhaps, proclaim themselves as Greece. Unfortunately, they see Srbija with suspicion, and have irrational hatred for monarchism. Thus an otherwise logical ally impossible.

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    Against the shining greattness of our most glorious and finnst hour, a shade of dark smell treason and influence of mongols over Russia. It become obvious the only countrey we can trust is Poland-Hitman, and forced to choice, we have no choice but to fight to defend Poland-Hitman clay against the worst slav, who obvious only want to treat their slav brothers as slaves to be conquer and nothing more. The Fins were right:

    DEATH TO RUSSIA!

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    But before we can help Potatoland we must first finish the crush of the worst turk. Like guido Machiaveli said, don't do small crush to your worst enemy so he can recover from it and seek revenge. Instead crush them very big and hard lik a skul of pig so they will never rise again against our countrey.

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    Some stupid huns declare independence but short last. SERBIA TOO STRONG TO LOSE MORE THAN WORTHLESS SLOVAKIA.

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    Who think otherwise? Is all that happen not enough evidence of that?

    SERBIA STRONG!!!

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    Seriously? SERIOUSLY? FUKCING SERIOUSLY?

    THESE BOYARS ARE ALL RACE TRAITORS!

    REMOVE ARISTOCRACY SLIDER FROM THE PREMISES!

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    Stupid Raghead they had their best chance to take bak their own clay and gave up. hahaha.

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    THE TWO WHITE EAGLES WILL STAND TOGETHER STRONG!

    : x

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    Meanwhile, two of the greattst West Europe power fight each other because they are ally with Russia and Potato. This war may be the end for the Frogs, or for Spain... or end in a stupid white peace with neither side gaining any shit at all more like.

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    Not all those who were witnessing how Serbia would free the Balkan forever from the kebab saw Serbia as a liberator. Some misguided souls defied Serbia instead of the worst turk. Of course, there is only one way to handle them in our closing road to Constantinopel.

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    A new age has begin. An age of glory! An age without kebab!

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    Damn Bulgarians...

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    Of course those few malcontents were rapidly removed from premises and the road to our holy city is getting closer and closer to the moment of our final greattst glory in this war.

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    Macedonia was not Greek... it is said that Alexander the Great was so impress by the Greek culture he shifted culturally to Greek and forged one of the greattst emprahiries of histroy. I wonder why he would abandon roots of his Macedonia to embrace the Greece...

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    21 of August of 1596, a date which will enter histroy, until get overshadowed by even more glorouis date later. For the first time in centuries, Orthodox soldiers stand upon the gates of our holy city of Constantinopel. We have secured our road, and now, soon our greattst of greattst glories shall be.

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    hahahahahahahahaha no we know you stupid asshols you'll just keep waging wars for revenge if we don't crush you complete.

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    In 29th of May of the year of the Lord 1453, Constantinopel has fall to the worst turk. The Orthodox world was in shock. In that date, Srbija was nothing but a speck next to the massive Ottoturk Emprahirie. For one century, from such speck Srbija has rise into one of the greattst countreys of all times, fighting against vastly number superior armies and winning, excel against all odds, determined to victroy without limits. Through the willpower of our people and the greatt wisdom of our greatt despots and rulers, we have achieve the once thought impossible.

    For in 14th of April of the year of the Lord 1597, more than one century after the Fall of Constantinople to the devilist heathens, the city is once again in Orthodox hands! The STRONG hands of Srbija! This is not merely a greatt victroy. This is our greattst glory of all times, a moment that will be forever rembered in the histroy of the entire world for its massive significance. The last wish of our greattst hero Stefan X is finally fulfilled, who, despite dying before seeing such a greatt day, is certainly salute all Serbians in Heaven and the greattst architect of this moment he is no longer alive to witness with his soliders.

    Immediately, our men fixed the vandalism in Hagia Sophia, removing all kebab desecrating our holy church, melting those heathen satanic symbols and bringing those ugly minarets down with big sledgehammers. But that was only the beginning of fix of the many diseases and filth the moar than one century of kebab rule brought to our sacred city, our Second Rome now, in what was for many decades nothing but a pipe dream many only expected to happen if Jesus literally returned to Earth to fight against the worst turks... but now we must decide the fate of Constantinopel. Letting it be inhabited by so much kebab is naturally intolerable. There are two ways to handle it:

    1)

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    We will REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES and resettle our holy city, no matter if it turns our actual capital into bakcwater, to ensure the majority of the population is Serbian and Orthodox

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    This option will turn Constantinopel into a city with Greeks as the majority and Serbians as a very large minority, but there is a plus of doing it.... depending on whether the idea of doing like Alexander the Great and embracing Greek culture after moving Serbia's capital to Constantinopel, and then restore the Byzantine Emprahirie under the Helenized Serbian dynasty is better than taking the holy city in the name of the Serbian Emprahirie, or not.

    And second... how to answer the Turkish Question?

    A) REMOVE KEBAB FROM ALL PREMISES, OCCUPY ALL TURK CLAY AND THEN USE RESETTLEMENT AND GENOCIDE TO KILL THEM ALL FUKC ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS INFAMOUS AND "BADBOY"

    B) CONQUER ALL TURK CLAY, CONVERT THEM TO ORTHODOXY AND TURN INTO ACCEPTED CULTURE(ANYONE WHO VOTES ON THIS IS SERBIAN RACE TRAITOR!)

    C) WHY DO WE NEED THOSE SHITHOL PPOOR STINK TURK YURTS AND HOVELS? WE ARE ALREADY RICH AND HAVE GOLD NOW BECAUSE OF 2PAC. STICK TO EUROPE AND DIVIDE PPOOR STINK ASIAN TURK TERRITORY INTO DOZENS OF SMALL COUNTREYS WITH ORTHODOX RULERS THROUGH FREE COUNTREY DEMAND, THEN GIVE A PUPPET ORTHODOX RULER TO RUMP TURK STATE.


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  3. CaptainAwesome Arcane

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    reform glory of Byzantium

    claim the clay of our ancestors

    let the remaining kebab fight over shit
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  4. jonnypolen Liturgist

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    Magnificent update!

    And as always, my vote is for genocide. REMOVE KEBAB!
     
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  5. Baltika9 Arcane

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    :salute:
     
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  6. Merkwürdigliebe Arcane

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    Voting A for complete removal of all kebab from premises.
     
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  7. Gondolin Arcane

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    Srbjian glory shall blind the universe!

    2 - B

    Do not kill asshol Turk. Convert them and recruit troops from among them to fight and die for Orthodoxy.
     
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  8. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    Do not listen to race traitors, liberals and feminists.

    Reform the great purple blob. Remove kebab. REMOVE KEBAB.

    REMOVE KEBAB
     
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  9. Brinko Cipher

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    I vote A for complete removal

    Also through the combing of the Serbian archives I have found a portrait of glorious Stefan X in his campaign of worst turk removal
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    GLORY TO GREATTST RULER OF GREATTST COUNTREY
     
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  10. Gondolin Arcane

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    <sips wine> Barbarians... what do they know of subtlety?
     
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  11. thesoup Arcane

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    Remove KEBAB for the glory of Serbia and restore the Byzantine empire.
    Then convert all of Europe to Orthodox.
     
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  12. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    Far over the montenegroes cold
    To croatioan zoos and cetniks old
    The hussars were roaring on the height
    The worst turks were moaning in the night
    The fire was red, it removed kebab
    The farm animal like bosniaks they fought so bad

     
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  13. Gondolin Arcane

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    Not if they die in battle, they won't.
     
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  14. Stygian Lurker Scholar

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    A) REMOVE KEBAB FROM ALL PREMISES, OCCUPY ALL TURK CLAY AND THEN USE RESETTLEMENT AND GENOCIDE TO KILL THEM ALL FUKC ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS INFAMOUS AND "BADBOY"
     
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  15. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal Patron

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    Remove Kebab from the premises, but keep STRONG! Greek fuckbutt ashol schepir skeper would doom Serbia!
     
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  16. Infantryman Scholar

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    1) Constantinopel shall become 100% slavic and Orthodox capital city of the greattst countrey SRBIJA

    A) REMOVE KEBAB

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  17. tindrli Arcane

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    Even better KILL YOURSELF and make it real :D do some photo in the process
     
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  18. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    1)We will REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES and resettle our holy city, no matter if it turns our actual capital into bakcwater, to ensure the majority of the population is Serbian and Orthodox
    2 A) REMOVE KEBAB FROM ALL PREMISES, OCCUPY ALL TURK CLAY AND THEN USE RESETTLEMENT AND GENOCIDE TO KILL THEM ALL FUKC ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS INFAMOUS AND "BADBOY"
     
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  19. Cassidy Arcane

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    By the way, I must confess I "cheated" a bit:

    I disabled the "Framed!" event. Because it is stupid, period, and to be honest I always resign and load a saved game when such stupid event fires(sometimes even with a 0 infamy count FFS!) so it's just saving me time. I personally can't see any reasoning for its existence. The way infamy was changed already in MM by being a considerably smaller limit than vanilla and fluctuating depending on the Diplomacy skill of the ruler is more than enough combined with Administrative Efficiency to prevent overt expansion.
     
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  20. Kipeci Magister

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    do we remove bosniturk or place in zoo?
     
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  21. Cassidy Arcane

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    Both Bosnians and Serbians, regionalisms aside, have always been Christians and BROs fighting together against the actual worst turk in this alternate history scenario(other than for their pagan ancestors). The worst turk never tyrannized Bosnia then worsttzed it. Funny to think about it... had someone centuries ago not forced someone's great-great-great-great...grandfather to convert to religion x and oppressed an entire nation in the name of such faith, this person would today follow religion y instead...

    Of course I'm agnostic so it doesn't matter to me at all.

    :M
     
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  22. thesoup Arcane

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    Merry Christmas to all Serbs and all other Orthodox brethren.
     
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  23. LusciousPear Savant

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    I vote for B because that will give you MORE ARMY TO CRUSH BROWN MAN WIHT LIKE SKUL OF PIG
     
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  24. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal Patron

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    Everyone who voted B is a traitorous cetnik fuckbutt.
     
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