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Completed Let's REMOVE KEBAB in EU 3 Mare Apertum: Return of SERBIA STRONG

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. thesoup Arcane

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    No. Cetniks are good. Ustasa are bad.
     
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    Ustase rascal, race traitor.

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    My uncle actually went there as a volunteer.
     
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    Cuvajte se Ustase i Turci,

    Ustase i Turci!

    Karadzicu Cassidy vodi srbe svoje,

    Vodi srbe svoje!

    Nek se vidi nikog se ne boje,

    Nikog se ne boje!

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    Bumping forlavin!
     
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    In the grim future of the 25th century there is only mega kebab. Don't let this happen
     
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  9. TripJack Prestigious Gentleman Hedonist

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    remove the turk idiot remove the turk smell

    1A
     
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  10. Commissar Draco KKKodex WCDS Commissar Patron

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    1) Strong Serbs will be Franks of East taking the mantle of New Rome from decadent Greeks. : x

    A) Suffer no Kebab to live. :incline:



    Dat Face Soldier Approves. :thumbsup:
     
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  11. Cassidy Arcane

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    1 and A clearly won, but before I can begin REMOVE KEBAB outside of Constantinople, of course the proper formal conquest of the worst turk and rise of the Serbian Empire must happen.

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    [​IMG]Jerusalem shall be SERBIAN!

    Trailer Music: Crusade

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    Before the Despot decide fate of Constantinopel, Spain crush frogs enough in war because of Poland and Russia to weak frogs. No revelance for the risin Serbian Emprahirie, but good to keep all footnots of histroy for future genrations to know.

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    turk genocide in constantinopel best of the besttst days of my life! hahaha almost one hundred thousand turk removed from the premises!

    Trebizond only exist again because of Srbija. No Greek ever shed any blood for the taking bakc of our Orthodox clay and the last Byzantine emprah not return either to help Srbija take bakc the city, so it just legend and hope now fulfil by the STRONG, because ultimaly our countrey, bakc when know as Illyria, was part of the Roman Emprahirie, and thus we rightful deserve to restore the legate. All of this was done by Serbia with barely any revelant foreign aid. Fukc those sqhiper sqiper Constantinopel deserves to their liberators from worst turk and nobody else. CONSTANTINOPEL IS SERBIAN! A NEW AGE RISE FOR OUR COUNTREY!

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    Now that the wort turk collaps, we must build chanel between Constantinopel and the hole citey of all Christians. JERUSALEM WILL BE OURS! haha fukc the assholes knigths hospital, the templars, the Lusignan and the popemole we will suces where all of them fail! haha so stupid fukc the popemole they sent inocent children to die and be slave of worst turk for nothing. We will save the hole citey of Jerusalem forever. This is the final Crusade!

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    And speak of the devil... why did they move to a place full of opium? hmmm maybe they all bunch of degenerate drug adict and sodomites like the dutch hahaha.

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    For centries the popemole have wasted life in vain for this. For centries millions of Crhistians awaited this day. And this time, Jerusalem shall be Orthodox clay forever!

    GOD IS SERBIAN

    JERUSALEM IS SERBIAN FOREVER

    SERBIA STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Marcovic study on rise and fall of worst turk and our rise as the greattst become famous all over Srbija. He is truly one of the greattst phisolophers. Our Aristotel, our Socrates, truly a greatt man among the greattst.

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    all those not glad with this return to your precious mongolia

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    Fukc the boyar race traitors, serbians will be FREE! Not serfs like farm animal turk. And so, lik when we conquer worst hun, a long time of crush rebel scum awaits before our STRONG is consolidate.

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    In 1602, finaly!

    CONSTANTINOPEL IS OURS! THE PATRIARCHATE IS RESTORE! SERBIA STRONG!

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    worst turk is scum, but crushing scum still not convince by rest of the world to not be infamy. Srbija must take all moves and conquest of worst turk with patience lest the world is mislead by buthurt turks elsewher that our greattst country is dishonorable scum. Just in one banquet in Poland, a turk cook was skin alive, then throw head first in shit(like in that Inferno part reserved for worst traitors guido Dante wrote about in Divine Comedey), after the obvious: he was try to frame Serbian diplomat by poison food of local prince on his own. But the wisdom of the eagle is 100% proof(not Vodka 100% proof!) against such deceit.

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    The mass army Serbia rose to fight the once appear infinite legions of worst turk was way too expensive to be keep after victroy was secure. Thus, only a core deem enough to crush rebels, including this time the Hussars, was kept. Years pass with most of turk clay occupy by Srbija, wait patient for their infamy to go low so they can continue their rise.

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    hahaha buthurt detect!

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    SERBIAN JERUSALEM IS

    DEUS VULT!

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    Fukc asshol barbieries we will crush them all like a skul of pig!

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    The same countrey that defeated the very strong (not as STRONG as Srbija of course but stil strong) France now offer a greatt purpose for the saviors of Constantinopel and Jerusalem. Of course, the despot accept the offer. It is a sing maybe the long despise between the two churches may yet end forget one day.

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    Several turk pirates genocided later... they come bakc with victroy, in spite of the fact Srbija has no naval National Idea and no real navy but fishermen angry with worst pirate.

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    Long conquer by worst turk, no the Greek are divide by religon. For while most of Greek united under the baner of Trebizond, Crete declare itself as the entire Greece because they are catholic popemole instead hahahahahaha. Crete being entire greece that is a good one! Trebizond deserves title of Greece much more of course! Except they already become much greater than greece thanks to Srbija. They were the last remant of the old Roman Emprahirie, and now they are almost bakc like it. For obvious Anatolia will end divide between Serbian and them.

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    The Croatioa know best than to go hiver on this. Their language is respect, no bulshit "serbo-croatioan" fake language let them speak and write in whatever they want while Serbia proper remain as such.

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    By second decade of the 17 centry, much change. First, our ally with Spain is solid, but on the other hand, the Pole grow distant for reason unknow to us. They even, in something that was at first assume to be a forge to difame Poland, sent an insult to the Despot, call him, "New Ottoman Emprah" ... yes, like that, no exagerate. Why do you have Srbija now after almost two hundred year being buddy Poland? hahaha we had nothing to lose from this, unlike them. If the Russians try again to take their clay, they will be on their own.

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    In 1613, Zvonimir Prateek Postek a greattst of all Statemen published one of the greatst treatis on Politics and government since Guido Machiavelli did The Prince. It was a quite good time to get Srbija less depend from those dishonor boyars for once and all. Feudalism has grow worthless for our greatt countrey. It was about time to turn our kingdom into one ruled by the logic of good administrate and loyal bureaucracy supporting the rule of the despot instead of unreliable and traitorous boyars best removed from the premises. The cost of stabile from removing boyar from govern with abolition of feudalism was mitigate by such greatt man's impact.

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    The benefit of REMOVE BOYAR is immediate.

    :incline:

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    And in 29 of August of 1613, finally, we gain legitimacy over the greattst symbol of our greattst achievement of all times.

    CONSTANTINOPEL IS SERBIAN AND OUR CLAIM OVER IT IS RECOGIZE!

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    HAHAH WHERE WERE THE KNIGHTS? TOO BUSY SMOKING OPIUM TO DEFEND THEIR CLAY hAHAHAH

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    As the bureaucracy was form, the government workers become more influent. But unlike the boyar scum, pleasing them is much simple and they never get disgruntle or furious for no logic reason.

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    Then finally, in 1615

    JERUSALEM IS SERBIAN! WE HAVE ACHIEVE VICTROY WHERE ALL OTHER CRUSADES FOR THE HOLE LAND FAIL! WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF ORTHODOXY AND ALL CRHISTIANS!

    DEUS VULT!

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    This pissed off the Despot so much, so much, that for a moment, he wondered on the crazy idea of converting to Protestantism in react to such a complete lack of honor and decency that doing this right after Jerusalem was kebab-free by Srbija is. Is this the reward of the Church for all this good fight? Realy?

    (Note: I'm seriously considering to mod protestantism to spread in Orthodox lands, and to allow Serbia to become protestant, because of this shit. This is a really massive dick move considering everything)

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    And there is cost howver to the recover of Jerusalem. The best choice is take, but the economy of Srbija was hurt after this long time of occupy. This must end eventualy, but Srbija first must secure a corridor to Jerusalem.

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    SERBIA STRONG! SAVIOR OF HOLE LAND! fukc the bulgar. Their kings once were called khans which mean they are slavicized mongols or mongolized slavs hahaha.

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    3 May 1618 the war finaly over. Although the full conquest of worst turk clay was realized impossible due to the dangers of inflation and infamy trying such would end with, much of the more valuable clay was secure, and most important, we become the guardians of Jerusalem itself! And now the time has come:

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    A greatt day for our greattst countrey, our Despot, who is in truth a Basileus and Emprah in all but formal title, has move capital to Constantinopel, confirm our glorouis achievement and greattness.

    The infamy is a serious problem, special because of immediate plans. After all, genocide when public and wide and large scale is infame even when against worst turk. We had to make choice to ensure this wouldn't give other countreys a casus belli due to badboy. Hungry is a shithol now, stil lrefuses to recogize core of it as Srbija. Even Alba is not but a source of more inflation.

    There was only one way to ensure Serbia could get away with genocide of turk without drawing worst krauts and alike to war:

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    First, the cost of the war was high for the economy. Many masters of mint will be need to fix such cost.

    Second, the Serbian Emprahirie thus consolidate its core in the Balkan and Anatolia, giving autonomy to Hungry and Romanian lands under their wise rule. And to worthless Albania too. Now, with infamy greatt reduced, the cost of infamy of genociding gradual worst turk is affordable, and this shall speed core gain over Anatolia.

    Serbia rose as the greattst of the greatt, do ethnic cleanse without going to badboy excess and consolidate their gains and recover from economy woes of inflation?

    TO BE CONTINUE

    PS: Every "REMOVE KEBAB from this province" decision will give a hefty 3 infamy. And it will only apply to turk clay, and it will reduce the population of the targeted city dramatically. The arabs are not turks, and they are as much victims of the worst turk idiot imperialism as the Sribjans, and thus will be tolerated instead. I don't want to turn this into a cheat for the currently broken* resettlement events in the mod. Which is why the modded decision will add infamy. As for releasin Hungary, Transylvania, Moldavia and Albania as puppets.

    Enacting the House of High Lords decision will prevent the worst problems of managing vassals, at a relatively small cost that makes up because of the advantage of never ending with vassals declaring independence and of facilitating later diplo-annex. And I'll only diplo-annex them after embracing Ecumenism because anything that gives bonuses of revolt risk reduction, core gaining and makes conversion of heretics no longer needed is a good idea for the plans I have for this greattst countrey.

    *Broken as in having too steep requirements to ever be avaialble most of the time rather than in never being possible.
     
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  12. TripJack Prestigious Gentleman Hedonist

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    i hopw you modded in some remove smell decisions too
     
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    Many turk skull crushed leik skul of pig. But kebab still remain, remove kebab from universe premises*!

    *Can Serbia into space? Maybe it is part of the League :M
     
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    The Serbijan eagle is supreme.

    But... but... Tupac gold... :(
     
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  15. Cassidy Arcane

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    By the way, just CTRL+C and CTRL+V each of the codes into Mare Apertum/decisions with any unique name.txt and you're done if you want to try it yourself(except that they will appear as raws without descriptions unless you add descriptions to the localization .csv files)

    Code:
    # WARNING: DON'T POST THIS IN PARADOX FORUMS OR YOU'LL GET B&
    country_decisions = {
    
    remove_kebab_constantinopel = {
    
    # REMOVE KEBAB FROM CONSTANTINOPLE WITHOUT HELP OF GREEKS
    # Description:  We have crush them lik skuls of pigs! We are in position now to resetle constantinopel with proper superior Serbian Orthodox Crhistians and remove most turk farm animals through forced exile... or cheaper means. But this will obviousyl reduce the population of Constantinopel a lot, and of our capital due to the migrants to Constantinopel, The other options are either ask Greeks to resettle with us, meaning it will be most greek again, or be a longer, but likely far more chaotic resettlement after our occupy of the city become ownership. SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY
    
      potential = {
        tag = SER
    	NOT = { has_global_flag = kebab_removed_constantinopel }
        151 = { controlled_by = SER }
    
      }
      
    
    
      effect = {
    	 set_global_flag = kebab_removed_constantinopel
    	 badboy = 3
         151 = {
    			multiply_citysize = 0.5
    			religion = orthodox
    			culture = serbian
    			set_province_flag = conversion
    			set_province_flag = divided_religion
    			set_variable = { which = orthodox value = 13}
    			set_variable = { which = sunni value = 8 }
    			}
         141 = {
    			    multiply_citysize = 0.25
    				add_province_modifier = {
    										name = "outflow"
    										duration = 7300
    									}
    			
    			}
    
      }
    
    }
    
    
    remove_kebab_constantinopel_with_greeks = {
    
    # REMOVE KEBAB FROM CONSTANTINOPLE WITH HELP OF GREEKS - if cultural shift to is desirable later
    # Description:  We have crush them lik skuls of pigs! We are in position now to resetle constantinopel with proper superior Serbians and Greeks Orthodox Crhistians, making it almost like before the fall of the Roman Emprahirie, and remove most turk farm animals through forced exile... or cheaper means. This will give us legit to proclaim new Easter Roman Emprahirie should we move our capital there and the Drascovics accept cultural shift to greek... but to abandon the STRONG of Serbia is not an easy decision. This will obviousyl reduce the population of Constantinopel a lot, and of our capital due to the migrants to Constantinopel, The other option would be a longer, but likely far more chaotic resettlement after our occupy of the city become ownership, or we could just resettle it on our own but with less population then to make the city Serbian. SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY
    
      potential = {
        tag = SER
    	NOT = { has_global_flag = kebab_removed_constantinopel }
        151 = { controlled_by = SER }
    
      }
    
      effect = {
    	 set_global_flag = kebab_removed_constantinopel
    	 badboy = 3
         151 = {
    			multiply_citysize = 0.65
    			religion = orthodox
    			culture = greek
    			set_province_flag = conversion
    			set_province_flag = divided_religion
    			set_variable = { which = orthodox value = 17}
    			set_variable = { which = sunni value = 4 }
    			}
         141 = {
    			    multiply_citysize = 0.25
    				add_province_modifier = {
    										name = "outflow"
    										duration = 7300
    									}
    			
    			}
    
      }
    
    }
    
    
    move_capital_constantinopel = {
    
    # MOVE OUR CAPITAL TO CONSTANTINOPEL
    # THE SERBIAN EMPRAHIRIE HAS RISEN FROM THE ASHES! AS EXTRA WAY TO DEMONSTRATE OUR ABSOLTE STRONG WE MIGHT CHOSE A MORE GLOROUIS CAPITAL, SOMETHING LIKE CONSTANTINOPEL! SERBIA GREATTST COUNTREY
    
      potential = {
        tag = SER
    	NOT = { capital = 151 }
        151 = { AND = { is_core = SER OR = { culture = serbian culture = greek } } }
    
      }
      
          allow = {
          war = no
        }
    
      effect = {
          capital = 151
      }
    
    }
    }
    And the provincial one:

    Code:
    
    province_decisions = {
    
    
    remove_kebab_premises = {
    
    # REMOVE KEBAB FROM $PROVINCE$ PREMISES
    # Description:  $PROVINCE$ in our greattst countrey is knee-deep in worst turk idiots. It is time we do something about it.
      potential = {
          tag = SER
          culture = turkish
          citysize = 1000
      }
      allow = {
    		owner = {
    			has_global_flag = kebab_removed_constantinopel
    			any_owned_province = {
    				NOT = { has_province_modifier = outflow }
    				culture = serbian
    				citysize = 5000
    			}
    		}
      }
    
      effect = {	 
    	 owner = { 
    		badboy = 3 
    		random_owned = {
    			limit = { 
    						NOT = { has_province_modifier = outflow }
    						NOT = { province_id = 151 }
    						culture = serbian
    						citysize = 5000
    			}
    			multiply_citysize = 0.25
    			add_province_modifier = {
    										name = "outflow"
    										duration = 7300
    			}
    			
    		}
    	}
        multiply_citysize = 0.65
    	culture = serbian
    
    }
    
    }
    
    }
    
     
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    Never before has so much kebab been removed by so few. :salute:
     
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    Only thing left to do now is to push all the way to Mongolia. Ignore Guido and Kraut, you must strike at the heart of your foe, you must burn the yurt, salt the steppe, ensure that no worst turk zerg can spawn anymore.
     
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    It would have been a much greater demonstration of STRONG from the greattst contrey if instead of moving the capital to Constantinople, you would have moved Constantinople to Belgrad.
     
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    There is only one explanation for this: the worst turk bribed the Patriarch with rotten ratmeat kebab. The corruption of worst turk must be purged from the Orthodox Church, crush them like skull of pig!
     
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    [​IMG]We must Consoledate our STRONG!!!

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    REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES

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    fukc asshols think this infamy where heoric because worst turk is a blihgt upon all mankind.

    For the rest of 17th centry, Srbija seek to consoledate its risin Emprahirie and recover econmoy from rapages of war.

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    ustasas, each and every of them ustasas! REMOVE TRAITOR. Fukc the boyar Srbija will crush their influence fully one day.

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    SERBIA NOW BOHT LARGE AND STRONG NEED HIGH ORGANIZE RULE TO KEEP EVERYTHING WELL.

    Through this, inflatabilition also will be further removed from ecnomy.

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    To prevent all those mongols, huns and the likes from even think of trying to betray Srbija, a grandiose House of the High Lords is set. Although that name is just plain wrong: more like ZOO OF THE USTASA hahahhaah. Its histroy would be set by bakcstab tries, scum spiting on the hand that feed them, the vassals think they can outsmart the greattst and eventualy, they will all be removed from the premises as obvious they have no honor and canot be trusted. Ready to dare declare independence again at any time from how they are scum of the scum lik worst turk.

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    After lasting peace, finally the economy of SRBIJA is STROOOOONG! to the point they don't have no more need of mint at all, and possibly, to afford current army at maximum maintance without a loss. Hiring Fairs are seek in hopps of finding a greattst master of mint to further aid our countrey in this field.

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    Hahaha turks have no honor everybody hates worst turk now their biggst ally is finish the job!

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    Stefan XII is gone, his reign mark by consoledation of the Serbian Emprahirie. Long Live Lazar V, one of our greattst! A genius administrator and general!

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    BOYAR SCUM USTASA TURK LOVER! WHY YOU OPPOSE ONE OF THE BEST DESPOTS IN HISTROY OF SRBIJA? FUKC THEM ALL!

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    The war against traitors had only one clear victor, and yet, Lazar V was too soft:

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    He only demanded them to be crawl on all-fours to the ZOO hahahaha. Yet, in his great mercy, he help Srbija lose infamy and gain respect of all.

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    THAT IS IT! Asshol potato why you betray us? Why you do this? It is think that they did it to spite Russia, but, some actual sugest they did it to piss off our countrey in truth. Stupid asshole poles. Thousands of Orthodox refugees flee to Constantinopel during this bloody act of worst potato. Fukc them they may be wipe from map by Russia and worst kraut toggter for all we care at this point.

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    Srbija present balanced policy to vassals, favor neither side but instead both equaly. They react in baaw and butthurt and like farm animals. fukc them next time they will be treated like bitches! And this is a good way to explain why the remove of the ZOO OF USTASA and diplo-annex of all of the mongols, huns and the likes was eagerly hoped for by every Serbian.

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    But there were other benefits from hosting the meets in the ZOO.

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    And above all, the ZOO and the greattnes of Lazar V finaly allow for the persuade of Walachia to voluntarily join the greattst countrey, in another greatt step to consoledate the future of the Emprahirie.

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    Fukc aristocrat boyar turkloving ustasa scum.

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    Aleppo not turk... but maybe still better srbija. Stil pipe dream resettle would take too long too inviable without actual genocide, and the arabs never piss off Srbija and aren't turks, so fukc that adn ubikebab defeated.

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    hahaha Brunswikc versus all Catholics of HRE they are insane and lack wisdom of eagle, they will lose.

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    The legendarily competent rule of Lazar V The Greattst ended with his die in 1653. During his reign, the inflation, a big problem, was greattly reduced, and he fixed most issues left by the expand of the countrey, while paving path to spread Orthodoxy in Anatolia. His son Stefan XIII is a greatt general, but just good for what he is in diplomacy and administrate. The chalenge of keeping all ZOO from try treason remain, but plans were on the way to begin reannex of all of them.

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    In time, most of the Bulgaria was recogized as legit Serbian clay, and their language and culture now are accept within the greattst of all Emprahiries. An important step that had to be take before the moves to annex all those vassals start.

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    Potatoland abandon Srbija.

    GOD IS SERBIAN

    And thus, they face the consequences hahhaha.

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    Even after decades of a long waited peace, the army of the STRONG continue its evolution, even if concept and blueprint only, for artilery is deem too expensive to maintain at peacetime. The leather canon show potential of it becoming more than a superflous tool to make seiges end faster. They have issues, but are mobile in battlefeld to the point they can properly be used as fire suport in field battle rather than only for seiges. And with this evolve, we are one step closer, if still distant, from one of the greattst evolutions.

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    The entire world hates kikes and due to the fact our own stateman is probable better than this J00, Serbia tell him to return to his precious israel... if only they had the same will to hate the worst turk, Srbija would have a much easier time crushing the kebab.

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    The crush of the influence of the boyars is a constant through the 17th century. The boyars, traitors without honor, truly deserve to become irrevelant in the politics of our countrey. Disregard the opinion of others on this. this will greattly help Srbija in the long term.

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    While most of the House of High... I mean, most of the ZOOs were marked by bakctabing scum barely disguise their intent and lack of honor, Walachia was far more grateful than the rest, and even gifted Srbija with their best horsies.

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    In 1658 something predict happens: the kraut merchant Hansa League is dissolve. Their members bicker and their lakc of access to the so called New World West Europe explore and colonize in search of a route for the Indies dig their own grave, and their League grow obsolete. Meanwhile, Serbia has a much better shot at reaching the Indies, but that is for once we have diplo-annex all those farm animals, at zero infamy and secure cores in most of our clay. Hahah disregard the calls on what we "lost" by not colonize. We have a much greattst potential right to the east of our emprahirie and we don't need any ships to reach it!

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    Popemole hate Jew, Srbija is too busy hating worst turk for that and thus respect Jews if they are loyal to the countrey. And considering Jews hate kebab for taking their ancient clay from them and other reasons, the enemy of our enemy is our friend. 8000 Jews find safety and their presence tolerate in the wealthy city of Constantinopel, where they live mixed with everyone else rather than in Ghettos and Shettl. Their presence will make the greatt city more STRONG, and that alone justify it.

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    In 1663, Stefan XIII did a polemic choice. He hied a Sufi Fakir of the Muslim minority in Bulgaria as advisor. This cause uproar at first, until the message is clear. It is the logical conclusion of the embrace of Humanist Tolerance long ago. The issue of Srbija is against the worst turk idiot, nothing less, nothing more. It doesn't matter if the worst turk idiot converted to Orthodoxy, or Catholicism, or stayed pagan worship of Tengri mongol gods, or belong to any other religon. Not all muslims are turks and not all turks are muslims, but all turks are idiots best removed from the premises. The Fakir is a greatt man, a legendarily skilled phisolopher-merchant whose diffrent way of seeing things will enhance the wisdom of the eagle even if not always agreed with. Unlike most muslims, belongin' to a more mystical group of them that some of the worst even persecute, he promote tolerance rather than hate over other religons than his, and this help Srbija economy as well.

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    And finaly, the long reintegration begins in 1664, at first with Moldorvia because they were give sings they were about to be worst traitors against our countrey. Now, once the dust is clear, Hungry must be folded too lest they grow too scum and dare declare independence.

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    In 1665, the despot, long full of worst patriarchs criticizing the dynasty who saved Constantinopel AND Jerusalem AND Damascus from the worst turk, decided to take a drastic measure to silence such race traitors most likely bribed by the worst turk. Although the basic fundamentals of Orthodoxy were never question, something similar if diffrent to the Protestant reformation began in Srbija.

    The logical conclusion come in March of 1666(Stop stupid supertites on number of the beast 1666 is not 666!) Stefan XIII then decided to transform the Orthodox Church of Constantinopel and Srbija into an arm of the Srbijan Emprahirie, controlled by the State rather than independent to be bribed by turk idiots to dare criticize the despots of the dynasty who saved near all of the Orthodox hole citeys. Like many Prostestant nobles of Krautland, except for no change into doctrinal ideas, so the Serbian Orthodox Church ended no longer controlling the government, but in control of the government instead. And this was good, for the government now had access to all the bishoprics clay and this allow them to tax them as much as they want, have more gold to fund the glory, evolution, developent and progres of Srbija.

    And with this, no more traitors will ever defame the good name of the saviors of Constantinopel again!

    fukc the Russia for being butthurt about this. They even accuse Srbija of HERESY! fukcing mongolized slavs! Their opinion and their pathetic "third rome" are irrevelant because:

    SERBIA STRONG!

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    The death of his father was... dubious. Some suspect the Orthodox Church hired Lithuanian Hitman to make it look accident, but no proof. Nevertheless, Long Live Lazar VI! He is opposite of father: a great administrate and diplomat, but better far away from leading armies.

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    While Russia crushed Potatoland(who decided they didn't need Serbia help and pissed off Srbija. Otherwise, we would be helping them right now). The mongolized slavs are having issues. Their emprahirie is bakcwards think while Srbija is focus on innovate and the future. Among all Orthodox Slav countreys, WE ARE THE FUTURE.

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    Shit! But fortunately for Srbija, because they had not merchants in Portugal and because trade was not really big for them outside of the very wealthy center of trade in Constantinopel, they were spared from such terrible crisis.

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    Russian asshols! Why are all slavs who once were our friends now become our enemies in all but formal declare of war? The insults they sent are beneath the fists of our despot.

    Surely they must be piss off Srbija declared the Orthodox Patriarchate of Constantinopel to belong to their goverment, but really? Imperialistic dikcs...

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    In time, the power of boyar was greatt reduced, and enough that this time there was no reaction of farm animals to the policy change. It would stay that way for now, because plutocrats sukc at supporting large armies and Srbija needs one.

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    And Finaly, in 1681, Hungry is bakc to the fold! There was greatt worry about the worst huns try something stupid, but now it no longer exist. All left now is Walachia, Trannylvania and Albania. The consoledation of Serbian Emprahirie take another, perhaps the most important step. Hopefully nothing bad will happen until it is over.

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    But there were signs during the end of the centry that some countreys were plot and scheme against Srbija. The worst kraut are naturals at such activities. Better to strike a deal with a more honorable member of the Hole Roman Emprahirie.

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    All slavs who once ally with Srbija betray the countrey and now send pathetic insults that vanish upon our untarnish greattness like the waves upon a rokc of steel. Hoppfuly the Czechs won't be such idiots.

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    Maybe there were just too many decent rulers for too long. Todor I, unlike his most recent predecessors, wasn't one of them. Still, he had a perfectly fine tune emprahirie so even his total incopetence in military and diplomatic matters wouldn't change that.

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    The religous war between popemole and protestant in the Hole Roman Emprahirie was all but unpredictble. They never had a chance.

    And no serbian fukc was given that day.

    Our countrey has truly rise among the greattst now, and soon the House of Highlords ZOO will be no longer neeeded. Just a few more decades of diplomatic play and peace...

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    Bakstabing beaners hispanic rascal asshols sided with the worst potato despite being ally with us!

    Such lakc of honor, such bakstab, and now our only ally against such a thug scheme is Bohemia. Soon the beaner morons will blokcade all our shores for the worst potato idiot.

    FUKC THEM ALL!

    This is it! ENough Hitman oppress. Enough of this bullshit! We will force them to release Hitman Countrey as independent and become nothing of revelance for this!

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE WHITE EAGLE!

    REMOVE POTATO FROM THE PREMISES!
     
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  23. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
  24. TripJack Prestigious Gentleman Hedonist

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    potato idiot
     
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  25. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    Don't remove potato, make use of them. Turn them into fertilizer and farm potatoes, which will surely be poisoned.

    Then export them to ubikebabland to strengthen the economy and allow for a massive military buildup for the greatest, bestest crusade the world would ever know: the Invasion of Mongolia

    SLAVA
     
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