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Completed Let's REMOVE KEBAB in EU 3 Mare Apertum: Return of SERBIA STRONG

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Kipeci Magister

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    Sometimes these games are really silly. Russia bears a grudge against Serbia for not coming to war with it against Poland several decades ago or however long that was, so in the aftermath of a war that devastated Poland's military, the Russian AI decides that the logical thing is to start attacking the Orthodox STRONK srbjn bros instead of devouring popemole poles/hitmen.
     
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  2. Cassidy Arcane

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    This war was not started by the Russians. They just decided to answer to the call of their opportunistic allies: the "day one purchase" worst krauts.

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    [​IMG]We will make trhouhg the Deluge! Defend our clay at all cost! REMOVE KRAUT FROM SLOVENIA!

    Adagio for Strings

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    In face of worst Rus treachery, the Despot(shoudl be Basileus alreddy but all asshols refuse to recogize higher title because of being buthurt) declared support for the form of an independent White(WHITE instead of mongolized mongrel like worst rus hahaha suck khan dikc) Ruthenian-Ukranistainan Commonwealth, a call which sounded like a nod of approval to long oppres peoppls of ukrainistan and White Ruthenia the best for others are as white as georgians hahahah. May tey acheive their fredom in wake of coming colaps of the worst slav mongol.

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    The kraut idiots assault our forts. The garissons fight brave but are overhelm. Yet many worst krauts die, oblivious to their demise. Except they have one thing in their favor other than rus idiot force Srbija to fight two-front war: their army is ahead of ours in tehcnology, and this avantage make any mistake disaster. We must fihgt with strenght and determine and wisdom! They may think this easy victroy for themselfs, but they will pay! We will crush them lik skuls of pig like we crushed all who defied our greattst countrey! Their new fukcing bayounets and muskkts will be worhtles next to the STRONG of Serbia!

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    The idiots thought they could keep minimum forces seigin our clay. Our first victroy thus happnd but the situation was critical for Srbija. The legions of mongolized slavs advance trhouhg Moldorvia, they are vast and if our army were to be split, it would stand no chance against worst kraut idiots, while recruiting more army at this point suicide for better to have many men ready to die to defend our glory and sovereign and have our army like the imortals of Persia: always at full STRONG no matter how many sacrifices are need. So we can assault quick the forts of the scum and withstand loss much longer than were we to have a way too large army only to most die of attrite.


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    Our victroy was cost. The kraut superior technology made our Hadjuks obsolete and even defy Hussars, but never surender we not frenchies. A large kraut legion is to be surround in Istria now, another great crush of the scum. Asshols!

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    Stupid krauts their forces in Istria shall be crushed!

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    Surround, they were crushed thus, but while victrous in all our battles, too many Serbia forts and garissons were already lost, the infinite legions of farm animals, the sandnigger traitors in the Levant... this was truly a great Deluge for our countrey, but we will be STRONG enough to survive and endure it, and to turn what seems to be defeat into victroy.

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    We incline the wohrld with less day one purchase idiots hahaha. The krauts pay a high price in blood for their assrogance, and eventual this price will be higher: Slovenia will be ours! Fukc the asshol roman emprahirie, fukc the austria, fuck the russia we will crush them all.

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    No matter how long it take.

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    No matter how many Serbians shall comit their final duty and die for their countrey...

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    No matter what they send at us, no matter how much legions of Rus poor trained farm animals we have to slauhgter...

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    We are Serbians, decends of Atlantis and Illyria, crushers of the worst turk, saviors of Constantinopel and Jerusalem. And thus, we will stand trhough this darkkst hour. For every thousand Serbian who die ten thousand kraut and one hundred thousand mongols who are as slavs as georgians are european(hahahaha) shall die.

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    Do you think this is France? Fukc you THIS IS SERBIA!

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    fukc all the iberia asshols i spite in the eyes and mouths and flags of your countreys. hahaha if we had naval power we'd crush you so much and force you to give independ to BRBR and Beaners.

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    While Portugal, Spain and kraut scum have tehcnoloy of avance compare to ours, Russia is bakcwards like all mongols. All victroys against Russia scum are devastate, and yet the farm animals breed like turks and it is far from over. This war in two fronts is tax for Srbija. Much clay was already lost. We must hold our clay!

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    They may send one millon. One millon of farm animals to slauhgterhouse they shall be.

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    2pac gold is ours return to your precious mongolia.

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    fukc it, if these trebizoid asshols dare to spit on the hand that gave them freedom by declare war against Srbija, the greeks will cry in eternity under the vengence of Srbija until all are genocided because only a turk would do such a treacherous, ungrateful and dishonorable act, and thus logicly, if greeks act like turks, then greek = turk and Final Solution = REMOVE GYRO FROM ALL PREMISES.

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    Damascus fall from our control infest by sandniger patriots. Fukc it we never persecute muslims and arabs, only worst turk, we don't overtax them, decide to not resetle, we free them from cultural imperialism of worst turk idiot and this is their "thank you". Know what? It was so obvious but we hated too much turks to also hate them, but in true Arabs are all kebab too therefore, once the Deluge is over we do what must be done to fix their issue: REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES.

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    Hold the lien! No surender, no retret! We will figth to the end!

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    hahaha even with all clay lost, the war score still favor Srbija because of how much their armies were anihilate.

    At this point it become clear worst kraut and worst rus toggter are too much. We need to crush the mongolslavs enough for them to get out of the war, and then make the worst kraut pay for what they have done. Thus, the brave Serbian army marches right to Russian clay to conquer and force them out of the war.

    Jedysan was rapid taken, but a legion of farm animals was in advance against the Serbian forces. This legion outnumber, leading to a battel that could mean the end for Srbija were it to fail.

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    Yet, the STRONG of Srbija superiorly trained men prevails, and the Hussars had their moment of glory in Jedysan, for it was thank to them that the Rus legions were crushed lik enormous skuls of pig. Their lances removed so many farm animals that the red stains left would later influence decision to have all their lances painted red. It was also thanks to the glorouis winged hussars of Srbija that the tehcnological avantage of the worst kraut was near irrevelant, for their better equip Ofensive Platoon Infantrey fell as ease to the great lances as any kebab idiot would. The victroy at Jedysan was decisive in this hour of dark. It gave hopp to a countrey where some started to believe all was going to be lost. No matter how many citeys fall, Srbija will take bakc all their clay AND Slovenia too, eventualy. For upon all the STRONG of the Husaria, the rekconging of all farm animals shall happn.

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    Rather than try invade Russia, upon realize the dangers, the Serbian army returns to fight bakc for their lost clay, hoping the greatt military disaster will awaken nationalistic flames of long oppress peoppls by the worst slav and nationalists and patriots shall tear these traitors from within. It is time to give the worst kraut a lesson now, and hopp for the best, for Potatoland and Sweden have decide to crush worst Rus lik a skul of pig and they will be too busy to try their stupid shit again.

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    Serbia is exhaust, yet most of their glorouis countrey stand STRONG, except for the arab farm animals in Levant. Russia is exhaust and humiliated, and fall apart.

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    Any argument against the idea of how genociding all ragheads will be a favor to humanity is dismis with the events of that day of infamy. That 7th of June, that night of broken glasses and mass murder of Jewish innocent children by these... these asshols subhuman savage farm animals! The hatred of Jews is nonsensical jealous buthurt they never did any wrong to Srbija... unlike turk idiots and the likes. This is it: An eye for an eye, a genocide for a genocide. Once the dust setle, once our infamy go down enough, their rekconging shall come! We will take bakc any clay traitors defect to their farm animal scum, we will resetle the Levant with Serbian master and Jew chosen races and put an end to the rape, misery and violence in the Midle east by cut the root of the disease:

    REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!

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    Yet all these asshols are also to blame for this much more than traitors and jewhatin' fartriders! If only Serbia was fight one at a time, we would crush Russia and krauts lik skuls of pig, but right now we must prioritize worst kraut first. They deserve the paybakc first because they were the ones responsible for this shit.

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    The Russian forces in our clay are on the verge of total anihilate now! Soon it will be time to recover from cost of protect our clay and take bakc all we lost.

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    Over one hundred thousand Russians were exterminated hahaha! They paid a very high price for being bootlikcers of the worst kraut and answering their call to arms. In truth they lost far more prestige already, and much more than prestige, by doing that instead of telling worst krauts to fukc off. Asshols they deserve all and more! If only Srbija was STRONG! enough to free all peoppls from the Karelian Finns to Urkanistan and White Ruthenia... to crush them so much they would never again dare to pull this shit...

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    It was painful to do this to the only countrey that swore to fight for Srbija, but we had no choice. There were too many of them and the asshols from Portugal were at the gates of Constantinopel. Our economy was almost dead fromn blokcades of these asshols... there goes the chance of reconcile between Orthodox and Catholic churches, but it is a worth sacrifice in this darkkst hour to give Srbija better chances in this desperate and difficult fight.

    The Despot sent a letter of apology to the Pope, explaining the gravity of the situation, and also suggest the pope to use his authority to excomunicate the Kraut and Portugese imperialistic asshols for being greedy siners who stole rightful clay from the Church by force in their capital sin of infinite greed and dishonor.

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    For five years we endured. Do they really think we will fold to their assrogance after enduring so long no matter how grim the situate? Their rekconging is to come! We will push them bakc and conquer Vienna!

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    Over Bosnia, our glorouis soldiers were determine to exterminate the last remnant of Russian forces in our clay. All else left of their army was too busy fighting Finnish, Urkanistanian, White Ruthenian and Mongols to consider another invasion and more hundreds of thousands of farm animals from Russia to the Serbian slauhgterhouse.

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    And so, every victroy is a lesson given to the scum. Let a million widows cry, let their countrey burn into chaos!

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    Kraut asshols think they can piss off the pope just because of their big army... soon they will learn as the inbred sikc fukc degenerate sodomite habsburg is give deserved excomunicate by the pope. And then we will finish them off!

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    The Knights have changed a lot... they embraced the Orthodox true faith, yet worst kraut forces them to fight this unjust war for they are their vassals. Eventualy, that will end.

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    hahahaha fukc the rusia.

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    THEY WILL PAY FOR THIS! EXTERMINATE ALL SANDNIGGER SCUM! Why did we make mistake of not doing that early? doesn't matter, this and the Holocaust of Jerusalem give us proper justification to put these subhumans in their place.

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    hahahahahaha. Only 26 war exhaustion? WEAK! We can endure much worst than that and we shall yet prevail!

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    Hahaha the stupid asshols lost Astrakhan to Golden Horde and soon will loose even more. For this is the fate of all who betray and try to conquer the greattst!

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    ASSHOL CLAN OF SHEEPFUKCERS

    Fukc these turks too the only half decent peoppl there are the Kurds all others should be genocided.

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    Seven years of strugle have gone, and now, for the first tiem, the krauts were realizing their seemingly certain victroy was a great mistake. They will pay much more than the loss of hundreds of thousand lives now. Slovenia, with its two incredibe rich and producive manufatories, will be ours no matter what!

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    Stop being soft is the lesson learn here. Have the dregs been genocide instead of spare, this wouldn't happen right now. Jew haters continue to wreck chaos over Jerusalem, looking for Jews even up their asshols. Soon they will pay in the same measure. An eye for an eye, a genocide for a genocide. Those who do it without any real reason deserve to be wipe from histroy like shit being wipe from ass with a toilet paper which is what they truly are hahaha.

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    The asshols will not take any inch of our clay!

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    In 1708, the worst kraut realizes they underestimated the STRONG of Serbia. Why should we agree to peace. Our countrey is already fukced by war exhaust and infaltabilition any way might was well push this to the end. Fukc them! We will make them pay for this!

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    Russia already lost much clay to mongols(as if they weren't mongols too haha) in the chaos their failure provoked. The last thing Serbia need is to have more of those asshols coming in while they are busy teach the worst kraut a lesson and recover from the high cost of manpower this war bring.

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    And the ungrateful asshols declare war on us. They should thank mother Russia lest they would meet their rekconging as all worst turks should.

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    ASSHOLS! SHEEPFUKCER SUBHUMAN SCUM!

    All our tide to victroy in leopardy now! We must leave the kraut for now and defend Constantinopel at any cost!

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    Then, the asshols made an offer we had no choice but to accept. We gave them 75 gold in kebab and sheep... but hahaha we used needles to infect the sheep with veneral disesase and poisoned the kebab may they pay a high price for being scum!

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    The asshols are going to be fukc. hahahaha your rekconging is coming Austria!

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    For now, we had no choice but to make a deal with the asshols to take back Jerusalem from the idiots who genocided the Jews. And then give them a taste of their medicine of course because the world will 100% sure be better once every turk and sandnigger is wipe out of the face of earth lik a turd flushed down the toilet hahaha i love these metaphor!

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    The Russian idiots pay a price for their treason. They are no real slavic brothers in truth, now we realize it. Neither are the Poles, traitors too... the only Slavs who never betray Srbija are the Czechs.

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    A War Colage is done to ensure maximum tradite and greattst generals.

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    The danger of losing clay however, after ten years of total war, was at hand. Serbia had to recover their lost clay and quick! And so, the worst kraut would learn.

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    Their armies were wipe out... more than seven times hahaha.

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    Most of our clay was recover. And soon would be Slovenia as well

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    And at last! The inbred assholbsburgs are excomunicate by the Pope! hahahaha this is the true poetic justice! The Pope cares more about those who fight genuine against the heathen scum and take bakc the Holy Land no matter the cost than for in theory Catholics who behave more lik worst turk and worst heathens and kill even babbies for the sake of their inheritance intrigue shit while Serbia acheived all it did through honorable battles rather than deceit of scum asshol. Hahaha Serbia is more respected and admired and honored by the Pope despite being Orthodox than all these asshol cunts!

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    Yet traitors of all kind endanger our countrey, for a change. A balance must be done between crushing krauts and the traitor scum.

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    We have free Slovenia from the kraut scum! What a greattst victroy! But due to the high worth of Slovenia because it has not only one but too highly expensive and valuable manufatories, we will have to almost completely crush the worst kraut to convince them to let all South Slavs be united as brothers rather than subjugated by asshols lik them.

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    TO VIENNA! WE WILL CRUSH THEM! TO VICTROY!

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    Our Serbian forces have prevailed through superior tactics and training against numerical superior forces since the begin. It is natural to shift our focus to quality of our greattst and glorouis army rather than quantity, which is more of a farm animals thing. Only a complete scum mental retarded would disagree.

    FUKC YOU ALL ASSHOLS WITHOUT EXCEPTION YOU SHOULD BE ALL EXECUTED FOR TREASON!

    Race traitors were just what was needed to further dramatize The Deluge.

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    Go make your prayers in a mosque traitors of Crhistendom and of our countrey!

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    Had you not been race traitors to all of Europe, had you not tried to do the same against our countrey and help worst turk, you would deserve independence. Naturally you don't because you just did that without any remorse! Fukc you all burn in hell toggter with Atilla!

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    We must hold STRONG now... Wien will fall, victroy will be ours! We cannot let those traitorous scum ruin it all after all Serbia has endured in this new centry. They must be crushed and so they shall be.

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    The worst kraut ultimate defeat is at hand. Traitors are being crushed lik skuls of pig as much as the limited manpower of Srbija after fifteen years of total war allow. This is it Serbians, the final glory, the example the krauts will become to all future scum who may think on daring to invade our greattst countrey.

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    At last! In 17 September of the year of the Lord 1715, the gates of Vienna fell! Austria is complete and utter defeated!

    VICTROY!


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    And for the first time in histroy, all South Slavs have been united under one banner, a banner of great and legendry STRONG, a banner that has defied some of the largest emprahiries of the world and emerged victor. Such is the greattst glory, a moment we will never forget for its meaning: the long await dream of uniting all South Slavs at last!

    SERBIA STRONG!

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    Yet the war came at high price. The economy of the countrey was greattly hurt. But in time, all shall be recover.

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    Fukc the Albania. At this point, waging a war with Trebizoid for the sake of such mongols was a waste of time. They were no slavs no, just turks by another name.

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    You can shove your veil theats up your asshole roman emprhairie, Anhalt! Do you realy think you can acheive what the much bigger Austria failed even with the help of the legions of Russian farm animals? hahahahaha.

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    Dare to pull this shit, and we will crush your pathetic Emprahirie lik a skul of pig! Come and dare! Serbia faced much more massive enemies before and won!

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    Fukcing dishonor krauts and idiots! Hahaha the fact they disrespect the truce will drive their stability down a toilet! And their army is still meager! Here comes another pigskul crush! And this time we will force them to revoke all their claims on SLovenia and to end vassal of the Orthodox Knights.

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    Their assrogance has no bounds. They realy think asking aid from iberian scum will change their demise? If the Asshole Roman Emprahirie wasn't such asshole, we would conquer all of them, but the way the asshole works make such as fruitfull as shoving a lit torch down a pit of shit.

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    Of course, there was more problem. It is a known fact the boyars are the greattst scum and race traitors to ever be born out of a haggn of shit in the planet Clay, and with help of the worst kraut emprahirie, these race traitors nearly colapsed Serbia in another tragedy of our far from over Deluge.

    They will be made a great example of! We will let their executions be handled by Vlad IV The Impaler of Wallachia for they surely deserve it!

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    Speaking of traitors... hahhaa we will send them to burn in hell toggter with their precious Atilla.

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    It lasted much less than the previous one, and with their idiocy finaly full-circle, the krauts had no choice but to bend to all our demands.

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    And so it shal be. Hoppfuly this will put an end to imperial dikcery over our rights to Slovenia. But we knew the Assholes were great snakes. They had all these rules so that tehy would play by a far less honorable game of conquest than warfare: espionage, assassinations, royal mariages and alike. Things for pussies and cowards rather than true victors like the Serbians.

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    SERBIA STRONG!!!

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    Fukc that! We will crush them all!

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    Order now must be restore at any cost! All boyar race traitors must be impaled in Walachia as a warning to the rest of the scum.

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    More scum endanger our greattst citey, but a greatt hero holds firmly the ground, slaughtering many of the traitors. This is truly a Serbian example for all.

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    As for Hungry... their treason was far shorter than bakc when they bakcstab our countrey while we were the last thing stand before the worst turk ambitions to conquer all of Europe. They don't deserve to be independent for they never respected the sovereign of Serbia.

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    What teh fukc. Is the Asshole Roman Emprah bipolar or what? In any case, we accept, even if only to ensure a big infamey and stability hit once they inevitably bakcstab our countrey.

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    For an incopetent, his predecessor still managed to save Serbia during one of its darkkst hours, and his son was a greatt talent.

    LONG LIVE STEFAN XVI !

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    hahaha this couldn't be better.

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    Our countrey economy was fall apart. Serbia has no navy or way to truly have one capable of put fight. Thus there was no choice but to pay the white beaners 375 gold in welfare chekcs. The worst may be over now, this could be at last the end of The Deluge.

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    On the Hole Roman Emprahirie and Austria:

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    In 1721, the Asshols demanded Slovenia to subjugate of kraut scum.

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    Serbia's answer was a big NO scarred in the decapitated forehead of their messenger.

    Fukc all asshol krauts I spit in all eyes and mouths and flags of their countreys and of their pathetic emprahirie!

    REMOVE KRAUT FROM SLOVENIA!

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    Their pathetic "Imperial Army" had no chance. They were crushed lik skuls of pig. Anhalt scum had a legion assaulting our clay, and Serbia bide its time to crush them, once they are more exhaust, and if possible, march right into Anhalt to put an end to this shit for once and all and also teach them a lesson.

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    Nothing they could do would put an end to the STRONG of our countrey. We will withstand these asshols like we withstand once both Rus idiots and Austrian smell. But despite small, Anhalt was very advanced in tehcnoloy.

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    Which led to one of the most costly victroys we ever had the displeasure of, where even the glorouis Hussars paid a high price. Yet no matter the cost, we cannot allow them to crush Serbia. No we must crush this emprah lik a skul of pig! TO VICTROY!

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    And after some reinforces, in September of 1722, a large part of our glorouis army began to march right into the heart of this shit: Anhalt, which was pathetically fortified for the capital of such an Emprahirie. Of course, securing military access treatys with all who despite the current Emprah in their hole also helppd.

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    Their imperial army was practically exterminated, and over the capital of the Emprah the glorouis Serbian flag waved.

    SERBIA STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

    Yet there was one more victroy to ensure they would pay a price for being such dikcs.

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    For many years The Palatinate was in the hands of the asshol. Soon that will change.

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    And thus, In 4 of April of 1723, the Deluge was at last coming to an end, the Srbija emerge again in greatt victroy, defiant to the dikcery of the Asshole Roman Emprah, crushing them and dividing them even more than they already were by forcing the Emprah to not only abandon their pretensions of Slovenia, but also to humiliatingly give independence to The Palatinate and publicly self-humiliate and admit his inferiority to the Despot of Srbija Lazar XVI, who despite being recogized only as a despot, deserve the title of Emprah infinitly more than this clown and asshol.

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    Asshol guidos, the asshols who were responsible for making the worst turk into what they would become in 1453, now stake claim on Slovenia... they will see what happens if they dare!

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    SLOVENIA IS OUR CLAY! TRY TO DEFY IT AND ONCE AGAIN WE WILL CRUSH YOU LIK A SKUL OF PIG!

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    With over twenty years of near nonstop wars finaly over. The traitors were gradual being crushed. But in the efforts to ensure our clay would be recogize, Serbia has grown into great instabile: the wars were possibly over, but the Deluge was not. Many rebels, race traitors, zoo animals and likewise scum would rise during thse turbulent tiems until the situation recovers at last.

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    And so, the great genius Lazar XVI unfortunately passed out, his reign marked by the ultimate victroy of Srbija against all krauts, who were defeated by our greattst countrey not only once, but TREE TIMES!

    Long Live Grgur I greatt administrate.

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    Haters gonna hate. Traitors gonna die.

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    Boyars gonna boyar.

    :M

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    In time, all traitors and scum were exterminated without mercy. Those who had the genocide of those who never did anything to harm Srbija(yet) like the Jews were sent to Walachia where their executions would truly be fitting for peoppl ready to slauhgter inocents not tainted to always grow up into scum like all worst turks without mercy.

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    Some things have changed over the far norht. First, Potato took parts of Ingria and some of their clay lost by Russian scum, and second, from a great chaos in Norway, Finnish patriots have risen in Karelia ledd by Varnaa_Arne, and seem to be, against all odds, winning their struggle against Norway. And so all the weak, all those without honor, pay the price for being idiots. Serbia has emerge triumph again, and so it shall be to the end of time, but hoppfuly the crush of Russia and Krauts shall be enough of a lesson to prevent other scumbags from trying the same. In any case, even as many rebel scum are yet to be crushed, even at -3 stabile, after enduring The Deluge almost intact other than for clay the farm animals of arabia stole and for the infamous holocaust of jerusalem by the same dregs of humanity(if they deserve be call human at all), but eventualy shall be taken bakc, there is no doubt, no uncertain question about a essential truth:

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    And that is all for this page.

    BUMP
     
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  5. Kashmir Slippers Augur

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  6. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Updates for the Update God! Bumps for the Bump Throne!
     
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  7. Gondolin Arcane

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    Bump for glory!
     
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  8. Gondolin Arcane

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    So, what's next? Taking over the entire Asia Minor?
     
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  9. Merkwürdigliebe Arcane

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  10. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    Bump Bump and finally bump
     
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  11. Zwist Learned

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    -3 stability and about 40 inflation? Lies! Serbia strong!

    Isn't there a local decision in the provinces to remove them from the empire before shit like that happens?
    if not, shit is going to be fun the next years.
     
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  12. Gondolin Arcane

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    Srbja needs to hire the famous level 10 artist Clevan Blakmorovo to make his "Grimoire of Stability". That should solve all stability problems in about 15 years.
     
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    First of all, I never start wars before stability gets to the maximum and infamy to 0, and that will take a long time now.

    Second, fuck that, most of Asia Minor is made of shithole yurts and hovels and they are worth shit as provinces that don't even return the investment of conquering them, but instead punish you for owning such shitholes devoid of value because of the increased stability and research costs from how ppoor stink they are. The extent of Serbia domination over Asia will be that stripe of land over the Anatolia in the middle of Trebizond, the Levant, retaking what the asshol patriot rebels stole of Srbija clay in Lebannon and Syria, and possibly Alexandria as well to wipe out the last remnant of the worst turk idiot for once and all and because it is a quite good province too.

    Conquering shithole provinces, specially when they are of a heathen religious majority and foreign culture, is a very bad idea and why I gave up the Jerusalem LP as a lost cause.
     
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  14. CaptainAwesome Arcane

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    An ethnic cleansing option would make that shit alot easier.
     
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    A low population base 1-3 tax province producing grains is a shithole that due to how the stupid research system of EU3 works, you're better off not having. Nothing can change that.
     
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    I still think that a crusade to reach Mongolia would be the best. Imagine this. A serbian road of provinces stretching from Aleppo to China. The stupid romans had the silk road, srbja will have the REMOVAL road. Thousands of brave orthodox will travel every year there to remove the ancestral kebab and burn their yurts. It would be glorious.
     
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    I don't want this to end like the Badboy wars of the Mongol Empire Let's Play Furious Flaming Faggot did. And were I to try that, infamy limit would be crossed long before even a tenth of what was needed to REMOVE was secure, and Srbija would fall apart not much later. And besides, the mod is based on Magna Mundi Platinum 2. Pulling that kind of bloated map painting shit is a great way to bring a country to total collapse and defeat, and that is not a fun experience, or interesting to show off. AI asshols declaring war is part of the game, but crossing the infamy limit is something that you can and should avoid.
     
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    Do you have plans to reclaim the Holy Lands?
     
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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
    Pushing for next page!
     
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    And moar updates.
     
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    Kebab for Kebab god.
     
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