Let's Rip Off Something Awful - Dark Omen or No Love For 56K

[puppyonastik]

Good job, Jes. Using MS paint made the mission hilarious. You should donate your cartography skills to the armed forces.

 

[Elwro]

Frankly, I think might have enjoyed the MS Paint report even more than some the screenified ones :wink:

 

[Ahzaruuk]

...but I would sacrifice a virgin for that much chocolate.

Well then, go ahead and kill yourself, we won't mind. ;]

But then I won't get the Chocolate!

 

[Jasede]

There's chocolate in Hell. Because that's where you are going, furfag.

Meet me there for sodomy.

Next mission IS no joke, I played it. We're talking about undead that outnumber us by about 250%, with level 3 regiments and tons of reinforcements and the most annoying necromancer to date.

 

[thras]

 

[abstract]

This game has nothing on SotHR though, which just crushes you mercilessly by mission 5 or 6 (save the Carlssons). And then it just gets harder. UNLESS you abuse the fuck out of your amber wizard.

um, no.

 

[Jasede]

If you say so. :3

 

[Ahzaruuk]

I'd hit it.

...with an aluminum bat.

 

[abstract]

If you say so. :3

well, maybe if you don't use the mortar and cannons, then it does become (impossibly?) hard.

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

Where is the next update?

 

[Jasede]

You haven't coaxed it out of me enough yet. :wink:

 

[puppyonastik]

You haven't coaxed it out of me enough yet. :wink:

There, now:

MOAR :evil:

 

[Brother None]

You haven't coaxed it out of me enough yet. :wink:

I tried googling for Skaven hentai, but it doesn't seem to exist.

 

[Jasede]

Yes, I noticed that. See, Skaven are so badass no one dares to draw porn of them! I honestly don't think there's any other fantasy race that hasn't been rule 34'rd.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Skaven would be my fursona but I'm scared no one will want to yiff with me

 

[Jasede]

Update this weekend.

 

[Jasede]

It's done.
I am done.
This game is CRUEL.
I have 214 screenshots to dig through and compile into an update. I think you will be surprised at how I... handle... the final battle...

...



As a little teaser, the final mission I do "blind". I never played it before and what you will see is exactly how the battle went, for better or for worse, on my first and only try.

Edit: 154 after editing... Christ.

 

[Jedi_Learner]

Looking forward to it.

 

[Jasede]

This might delay until Monday I am afraid! I must transcribe a lot of text and work on the writing. It's the FINAL UPDATE after all, and two very long and large battles at once; the longest, largest and most difficult ones in the game.

And what a great game it was.

 

[Claw]

Why don't you just post the first battle so we can read that while you're busy with the second?


If there is one thing I hate, it's people who are providing free entertainment letting me wait for it.
I want fun, I want it for free, and I want it now!

 

[puppyonastik]

Remember to use the heart on a trash unit to kamikaze for the last battle. If you manage to get enough melee mobs to gang up on it, it'll help a lot.

 

[Longshanks]

Just finished it, the last two battles were easier than expected (mainly because the "bosses" hang back and can be isolated), also the Steam Tank crushes all, especially useful on the mummies and the Dread King. Though I don't worry about losses, especially in the last battle, obviously.

 

[Jasede]

Shut up, Longshanks, you'll only embarass me. And fuck that Steam Tank. Seriously. Slow piece of shit. *mutter*

Edit: some delay in the schedule. Blame my roommate who just decided it would be a good idea to clean the kitchen and the bathroom and the windows and the stairs at fucking 10 pm when I wanted to do my update. Excuses, I know, but come on, it's two large battles. I promise it's gonna be finished soonish.

 

[puppyonastik]

MOAR :evil:

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

I'll make a dirty picture for you, Jas, when you post the last two battles and ending for this LP.