You know, FretRider's right. He was only trying to help in his own special way.
Find it in your heart to forgive him and the two of you could become Ultimate Bro's.
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Yeah, typical. I bet you feel so smug right now.
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le FUCK?? Dude...are you in denial or something?
You have no right to be angry at anyone here save maybe me, and the dude who pm'd Fuckman on Fagbook but that is it!
This is all YOUR OWN FAULT. YOU are the one that revealed their real names. On a website like the codex no less. Not only that, but when you have a name as unique as Hong Da, how the fuck do you NOT expect anyone to hit upon them in the first 3 results in jewgle?
Also, to be fair DU hid the thread once he realized shit was spilling into RL (though I am not sure if it was all that quick, can't be assed to check the dates on that thread, especially not when I keep getting redirected to watchwitz like 50 times per click)
Also, you were screwed the second the dude here pm'd Yvonne and linked her to this website. I read someone saying either that person or someone else went so far as to make a dummy account here just so Yvonne could access GD and read your stupid bullshit. Seriously, do you expect her to take you seriously once she reads the crap you write here, and heck after seeing the way everyone else treated you in that thread?
People were giving you bullshit advice on purpose, and you actually took that advice seriously and if I recall correctly, even attempted to implement that in real life!
Dude, no one else here does that, I think. (or at least I should hope not!) Seriously, I
the Codex, but no matter what I say here I would NEVER do what Codexians suggest to me in a public thread in real life. (with codexians I trust and whom I specifically ask for advice in pms for something, that is something else entirely)
Also, let me tell you something: Last year, Codex spilled into my real life as well. I posted a pic of a Paki girl in the TITS thread, and somehow this Paki dude who was infatuated by the ho got butthurt tracked me and found out who I was and attempted to threaten me and intimidate me in taking it down. . Shit could have gotten nasty, but I managed to take care of the situation by transforming into schizoid mode and scaring the living daylights out of him. I was going to beat the shit out of him actually, but then decided not to.
Anyhow, you really need to stop blaming others for your own stupidity. Also, let me break it down for you: You were NEVER going to get with Freckman. Bitch was playing you like a fucking fiddle. Looking at your pics, it's not hard to imagine why. Western Chicks can live with a dude who gets fat after marriage, but they will never hook up with a dude who is a fat fuck in his 20's (unless ofcourse, if they themselves are blimps) Also, dude, you are a fucking nerd, and you fucking fail even at that. Your taste in games is utter shit, your taste in novels (apart from ASOIAF) is shit, your fiction writing skills are shit, and dude do you even know of any pnp rpgs apart from D&D and Warhammer 40K rpg? Heck, nerds are supposed to be of above average intelligence and you unfortunately are not.
YOU SUCK DICKSMOKER, AND THAT IS WHY YVONNE AND EVERYONE ELSE LOOKS DOWN @ U.
But it doesn't have to be this way. Here is how to win @ life:
1) Hit the gym (but fuck the cardio, for now)
2) Clean up the diet
3) Get a good, proper personal trainer (optional, but can be very helpful if you can afford one for a year or so)
4) Start roiding after 1-2 years of heavy lifting under proper supervision (don't just read shit off the web and start poking yourself with needles.)
5) Become a ripped, muscular He-Man.
6) Have the hottest, sultriest bitches in America lusting after you. I am not talking about nerd version of hot. I am talking about the kind of bitches NFL players jerk off to.
7) Hook up with one of the above sluts and take her to meet Yvonne and Hon Da (who will probably be married and uber fat by now). Enjoy the looks on their faces.
8) Post pics of your new whores in TITS and BUTT threads and enjoy the butthurt.
9) Excel at whatever career you choose, as with a properly trained chemical bodybuilding bod, and a tan, everyone including your bosses will suck up to you. Badasses will give you much respect. I don't know why these things happen, but ordinary dumbfucks think that bodybuilders are master warriors and asskickers or something, while bosses and colleagues think that by being near you they too can look like you, or something.
9) WIN @ LIFE while also trolling the Codex, Yvonne, Hong Da, and that mysterious black dude in your facebook profile.
(Disclaimer: it is possible steroids might fuck up your mind. But it is worth the risk, and modern medicine can do wonders. Remember, what one chemical can do, another can undo. Also, taking steroids can result in heart disease, liver problems (if you are stupid and take orals for years), diabetes, can cause blindness, can fuck up your metabolism making you ultra obese permanently, among other issues like roid rage, which unfortunately is very real and can get you put into jail for decades)
p.s. also try to fit in martial arts in there somehow. Very helpful in many ways. Get much respect from them. Also, with MA training you don't have to be 'intentionally ambigious' but can just beat the crap out of most ppl who are annoying you.
p.s. II Becoming religious can also help with life. Apart from benefits in the next world, assuming you are of an Abrahmic Faith, you can also get away with a LOT of shit in this life. If ppl think you are religious, it is as easy as pie manipulating them into doing many things.
Ofcourse, all that above advice is wasted isn't it, 'cuz you are Dicksmoker and you will remain a loser fucktard for all of your life, and probably blame God for it when you are on your deathbed.
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