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Since A is so far behind...
Bow Your Head
THUD THUD THUD THUD
Bai's footsteps had faded quickly and now all you can hear is the desperate pounding of your heart. Your vision beings to blur and the world seems to be getting darker somehow.
"Is this really how I'm going to die? A burgeoning harem, an extensive sexual career, and I die of blue balls?!", you think to yourself, "No! I must not give up hope. Maybe Qilin will find me! Maybe Cao'er can concoct a potion! Maybe Bai will come back and give me a handjob!"
THUD THUD THUD THUD STOP
Your heart has stopped. You panic. Clutching your chest in reflex, you croak out your final words:
"I can't feel my...no...help me...Lady...Nuwa..."
The world fades to a black silence.
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...
...
Time passes. A second? An eon? You don't know. Finally you begin to hear a sound in the distance. A whisper in the dark, but as it approaches it becomes a deafening roar. You know with inexplicable certainty that this is the answer to your prayer. It is a beautiful female voice...and the sound of laughter.
HAHAHAHAHA! So we meet again.
You still cannot see anything but blackness.
"Again? I'm pretty sure I've never prayed to you before. And isn't there supposed to be a white light or something?"
We gods reserve our white light for monks and virgins, not puerile idiots who die hoping for mercy sex from another man. And you *have* spoken to me before, but I don't expect you would remember.
A final prayer, is it? Miracles don't come cheap, fool. You want to live? Very well. But I will require something in return.
"Name it."
You may live again...Jing...but I will remove your penis! You will live a celibate life from this day forward! What do you say to that?! HAHAHAHAHA!
"Rollback."
What?
"I'm not letting you take Little Jing away from me. I want a rollback."
You...you can't do that!
treave: Ah, why not?
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system restore in progress...
errors detected...
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system restore complete...
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Black And White II
Zhang and Bai battle before you - two healthy and fit fighters in their prime. You wonder why you are even trying to intervene at all, you know you don't have the strength. Ever since Qilin infected you with that wasting disease for losing her duck in Youxia City, you've felt weaker and weaker.
You draw your sword and charge into the fray...
Just then your penis falls off.
A.
B.
C.
THUD THUD THUD THUD
Bai's footsteps had faded quickly and now all you can hear is the desperate pounding of your heart. Your vision beings to blur and the world seems to be getting darker somehow.
"Is this really how I'm going to die? A burgeoning harem, an extensive sexual career, and I die of blue balls?!", you think to yourself, "No! I must not give up hope. Maybe Qilin will find me! Maybe Cao'er can concoct a potion! Maybe Bai will come back and give me a handjob!"
THUD THUD THUD THUD STOP
Your heart has stopped. You panic. Clutching your chest in reflex, you croak out your final words:
"I can't feel my...no...help me...Lady...Nuwa..."
The world fades to a black silence.
...
...
...
Time passes. A second? An eon? You don't know. Finally you begin to hear a sound in the distance. A whisper in the dark, but as it approaches it becomes a deafening roar. You know with inexplicable certainty that this is the answer to your prayer. It is a beautiful female voice...and the sound of laughter.
HAHAHAHAHA! So we meet again.
You still cannot see anything but blackness.
"Again? I'm pretty sure I've never prayed to you before. And isn't there supposed to be a white light or something?"
We gods reserve our white light for monks and virgins, not puerile idiots who die hoping for mercy sex from another man. And you *have* spoken to me before, but I don't expect you would remember.
A final prayer, is it? Miracles don't come cheap, fool. You want to live? Very well. But I will require something in return.
"Name it."
You may live again...Jing...but I will remove your penis! You will live a celibate life from this day forward! What do you say to that?! HAHAHAHAHA!
"Rollback."
What?
"I'm not letting you take Little Jing away from me. I want a rollback."
You...you can't do that!
treave: Ah, why not?
............
system restore in progress...
errors detected...
data corruption repaired with 1% margin of error...
system restore complete...
loading...
...
...
Black And White II
Zhang and Bai battle before you - two healthy and fit fighters in their prime. You wonder why you are even trying to intervene at all, you know you don't have the strength. Ever since Qilin infected you with that wasting disease for losing her duck in Youxia City, you've felt weaker and weaker.
You draw your sword and charge into the fray...
Just then your penis falls off.
A.
B.
C.
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