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Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by treave, Apr 6, 2020.

  1. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    That about sums it up, yeah. I didn't join this lets play to be a stay at home dad.

    Then again, yes, we are injured still and just a child. Our only defense is an idiot who will probably betray us and his pompous friend who wants to use a 10-year-old to find some ruins, even if it means endangering a baby.

    Crap, I am actually talking myself out of this the more we speak. [​IMG]

    That is also true.

    But if we go, anything that happens to them will be on us, since we're their guide. If we don't, we will have the option to simply not search for them.

    Scotty is some member of a powerful family, right?

    So what happens if he dies? Who will Thesius here blame? Who will the slut who won't even look at us blame?

    Fuck all of these people. They'll probably just get lost in the woods without us anyway.

    Flopping to B
    Nevermind. Moment of weakness. Onward to adventure! :M
     
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  2. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Jesus, dude.
     
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  3. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    Taking the Lord's name in vain vs calling a hoe a hoe.

    REPENT.
     
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  4. Tigranes Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    "She doesn't like us, what a slut!!"

    Time for that Disney high school movie arc
     
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  5. treave Arcane Patron

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    Didn't notice, fixed.

    Oh, forgot to bump it up by a point. You still have a mild limp which won't go away.

    I can revise the voting options and add that as a C, and then add the option to tattle or not to B.

    edit: New options added, you can revise your votes as necessary. All current B votes will default to B1 if no change is noted.

    edit2: Regarding the books, the small makeshift library Father McClellan has set up in the village doesn't have every single book in the world.
     
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  6. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    IF SHE BREATHES...
     
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  7. Baltika9 Arcane

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    I don't think that's necessary. I highly doubt anyone here wants to snitch, aside from me. :lol:

    Also, I noticed that the Bible is conspicuously absent from our reading list. Is that because we spent so much time with it anyway, being raised in a church and all?
    For real, tho. She's a vapid young girl chasing the rich and handsome boy. Probably the best catch available in this backwater.
     
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  8. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    I hope she reads this, bro.
     
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  9. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Good call. Sophie, if you have internet access and you're reading this, DON'T GO INTO THE WOODS! Just stay home and watch horror movies on putlocker. Same thrills without any of the risks.
     
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  10. Kipeci Magister

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    Hm. If we had gone for the physical condition one right away rather than sort of coasting and chaining ourselves to the desk, would that have both brought up the dexterity to the “as before” condition as well as boosting our strength? Or would that have just been wishful thinking on the part of the protagonist as Wrinkly started on his regimen?
     
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  11. treave Arcane Patron

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    You would still be where you are at the moment stat-wise, but you would have a better idea of why you aren't fully recovering.
     
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  12. Kipeci Magister

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    Something spooky behind it, moreso than just teeth tearing our bones and what separated them from the air? Alright!

    I think I’ll revise my vote.

    B > anything but G as before, but also
    B2 to be a little snitch.

    Now, obviously it won’t do wonders for our already poor social life to tattle to their actual priest if everything was going per their plan. However, we are living here on the generosity of the priest, not his stuck-up little girl whom he certainly seems to care for, nor this band of kids. How happy do you think those parents who include some fairly wealthy and influential people would be if their kids never came back or it otherwise became clear that something bad happened and it turns out that we encouraged the kids or kept them all in the dark when they might have been able to do something about it? I’d imagine we’d need to skip town in pretty short order.

    It’s much more prudent to prioritize informing the parents who have power and stay on their good side, with the downside of the kids being pissed at us happening only if it was a normal excursion. If their lives are at risk and we get there in the nick of time though, doubt they’d hold that very much against us.

    Keeping mum on the other hand is at best no penalty from the parents if they don’t find out. we have some gratitude from the kids only really if we wind up successful at finding them stuff/getting them not killed, and if anything goes wrong they might make us the scapegoat anyway to avoid consequences.

    Pay attention to what side our bread is buttered on, here.
     
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  13. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Psst, bro, think you could make that a B2>B1 vote to defeat the A coalition? I'm on the same page as you, for almost exactly the same reasons. Moreover, I'm not that happy with C since it just seems like a milquetoast compromise and is kinda creepy tbh.

    On another note, who wants to flop to 1D: Sherlock Holmes? I think it's a pretty cool mold for our character.

    Edit: eh, flopped to B1>B2. I think going into the ruins with the group is dumb, but I'm down for showing up last minute to save them.
     
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  14. Kipeci Magister

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    I’m actually more OK in going with them should snitching not pan out, although preferably not taking Rain with us. There is strength in numbers (+1 magic sword available) and we could plausibly be considering ourselves to protect them to justify to a parent why their kid is a corpse instead of just doing our chores like nothing funny at all was happening. Won’t change my vote to screw B as a whole over, just my two cents
     
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  15. hello friend Arcane

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    Snitching is for slimy punks anyway
     
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  16. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Revising my vote to C C2.
     
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  17. Nevill Arcane

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    They already have a search-and-rescue party on their tail, they just don't want to be found and rescued by them.

    It is wishful thinking to hope that we get to be the smart kid who saves everyone and becomes a village hero when we run a chance of simply sitting this one out doing chores like the option says we would. You want adventure, you take adventure.

    The kids are pretty obviously doing it for a dare, like any kids exploring haunted (i.e. dilapidated) houses or abandoned construction sites. And just like those, this is an immensely bad and dangerous idea.

    Never stopped anyone. :M
     
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  18. a bear named spigot Arcane

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    B, A2
     
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  19. Lambchop19 Arcane Zionist Agent Literally Hitler Batshit Crazy

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    Nevill has convinced me:

    flopping back to
    1. D - Sherlock
    2. A2


    Well, tbh I have been thinking about it ever since treave told us we had 5 point of dex instead of 4... Plus Baltika9 simping didn’t help either. :M
     
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  20. CappenVarra phase-based phantasmist Patron

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    also, magic swords? sure, wouldn't throw one away

    perhaps up here on the 20th floor we haven't heard of it, but this is the 20th century and we need a magic firearm (and it suits our guy better)

    Show Spoiler
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  21. ItsChon Resident Zoomer Patron

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    Wait what the fuck, C was added? I change my vote to C2>C1>A1>A2

    And I'll change my choice of book to B.
     
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  22. Kz3r0 Arcane

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    C is the worst of all, nothing suspicious about the foreign strange kid stalking other kids, especially if something goes wrong.
    We are also renouncing the strength of a party to make a solo run.
     
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  23. Grimgravy Augur Patron

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    Popular guys doesn't give a shit about us. He stops the bullying because it's distracting from glory seeking, ill advised venture. Again, let's not fall for it. We should go for B2 if only to protect the the Priest. He's been a bro. He would be devastated if his daughter, rude though she may be, was injured/killed. Responsibility Fish!


    Amended vote due to new options.
    C > E > Anything that isn't G
    B2>B1
     
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  24. Zerafall Literate

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    1. D
    2. A2


    Our character has shown himself to be both curious and intrepid in indulging that curiosity, so I feel like mystery novels would appeal to him. And someone has to keep these stupid kids out of trouble, and it may as well be the guy with 8 CON.
     
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  25. Baltika9 Arcane

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    ===Early poll===

    ==1st choice==
    A - 0
    B - 8
    C - 4
    D - 4 (7)
    E - 4
    F - 1 (0)
    G - 2 (0)
    ==2nd choice==
    A1 - 2
    A2 - 11 (12)
    B1 - 7 (8)
    B2 - 2 (1)
    C1 - 1 (0)
    C2 - 0
    votes (open)

    Tigranes - B A1
    Baltika9 - G>D B1>B2
    Nevill - E A2
    Absinthe - G>D B1>C1>C2
    ItsChon - B C1>C2>A1>A2
    Kz3r0 - E B
    Kipeci - B>!G B2
    ERYFKRAD - C A2
    Nahel - D A2
    Azira - B>E>F>A>C>D A2
    hello friend - E A2
    CappenVarra - E B
    Storyfag - C B
    baud - B>C A2
    Grimgravy - C>E>!G B2>B1
    Lambchop19 - D>!G A2
    Life of the Party - B>C>D A2
    Esquilax - F>D A2
    oscar - C>E B
    a bear named spigot - B A2
    zerafall - D A2
    asxetos - B A1
    MoistCloister - D>B B1>A1


    ===

    More like metagaming, and that's a fair accusation. I'm expecting them to not come back by the time its dark, and for Hunt3r Boi to get worried. Then again, that was never my main argument against joining this 'expedition.'

    This was:
    A2 is taking a strong lead, tho, so I think it's fair to call this for B A2. I sincerely hope that I won't get to say 'I told you so.'
    Weird flex, but okay.
    :lol:
    And our injured leg.
     
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