Game News Mass Effect 3 Info Package

[Ludo]

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Best keep ol' Liberal away from that one.

 

[turul]

After DA 2 and all this ME 3 priorities, it's really hard to see Bioware as a game making company. They should really just quit it and start making soap operas and reality shows for cable TV so there will be something for the Jerry Springer Show addicts, missing their regular dose of " give me some fucking weird shit , while I'm bored at home at 10am".

 

[DakaSha]

too many people here actually know shit about this franchise

 

[Xor]

Guilty pleasures. Still, ME3 isn't looking good. Oh well, I'm still leaning towards optimism that it might be good.

 

[OSK]

 

[circ]

FUCKING

SOLID

GOLD

 

[Metro]

Just... wow...

 

[Esquilax]

Jesus... BioWare is just getting more and more retarded each passing second. I don't care about the protagonist being gay, it's just all this attention focused on this stupid bullshit is fucking disgusting. I liked Mass Effect 2 as a fun, cheesy action game with light RPG elements, but everything so far points to the finale being awful.

 

[ironyuri]

There are no words ....


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[Crooked Bee]

:yikes:

 

[mysterious-stranger]

Nice to see Bioware focused on the important stuff.

God I hate romances in games

 

[Jack]

Sweet shoop. :clap:

 

[Spectacle]

I'm betting there will be zero support for those of us who want to play Shepard as an *extreme* homophobe. If the game would just let you collar-grab and punch out any crewman who tries to hit on you then all this faggotry would be worth it.

Oh, and the "intimate homosexual encounter" you can "accidentally observe" better be Liara and Ashley going at it.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Jennifer Hepler is on the Dragon Age team, so that's a shop. BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT IF ANY OF THAT COMES TRUE IN ME3 I WILL BE CHECKING OUT OF LIFE BY SHOOTING A WHOLE BUNCH OF BIOWARE EMPLOYEES AND COMMITTING SUICIDE BY COP.

Just saying. It's the internet so you know I'm serious. I might also OD. Good burger, Kamikaze.

 

[meh]

God please no NO NO NONO NO NONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[DraQ]

*observes with morbid glee*

 

[Havoc]

Guys, be happy. It means BIO is dying! It's a good thing!

 

[DraQ]

Stand by, team.

Fire at will at any biowhores exiting the burning closet.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

The Hepler is on the warpath. Beware, lest ye be trampled underneath her


Bloody feminists - hitting us right where it hurts.

 

[Achilles]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAA!

Well now the game is right up the Codex's.... alley.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

what is up with you and references to gay sex these days

 

[circ]

Jennifer Hepler is on the Dragon Age team, so that's a shop. BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT IF ANY OF THAT COMES TRUE IN ME3 I WILL BE CHECKING OUT OF LIFE BY SHOOTING A WHOLE BUNCH OF BIOWARE EMPLOYEES AND COMMITTING SUICIDE BY COP.

Just saying. It's the internet so you know I'm serious. I might also OD. Good burger, Kamikaze.

It doesn't matter if it's a shoop, because that's pretty much what Hepler thinks, and a lot of that stupid Twilight emo gay shit will turn up in the games thanks to the retardatron of Gaider, Hepler and some third fat chick. Of course, that's not even scratching the surface of problems with BW games.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

We better hope the Mass Effect guys keeps them away from their game then, and that Hepler and friends are too busy with DA2 dlc or DA3.

 

[Xor]

I refuse to believe that's real.

 

[Micmu]

OMG UR ALL HOMOFOBES!!1