Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread

Writing degrees are largely worthless and writing classes are all pretty much variations on the same idea. You've had one you've had them all.

 

Was it ever great?

 

No.

 

I guess it was stellar.

 

After travelling for many decades, a small human colony, drifting through space on its last attempt to find a new homeland for its race, receives a message encoded in a strange, almost arcane language. Mutiple resources, both human and material, were put into decoding said message.
Many weeks of hard work later, the colony learns about the truth. The message comes from the depths of space, and it sounds like a strange melody, something weird, outlandish, forgotten.

The message simply says: "feminism is awesome".

 

I bet that A.I. will be some villain as Shodan or HAL.
Get hyped son.

 

Id rather put a hedgehog in my anus than pay 60bucks for this POS

 

Unfortunately, this doesn't provide enough information. Maybe you LIKE putting hedgehods in your anus, and you are saying that this ranks only slightly below one of your favorite activities? Maybe you are not a fan of hedgehogs in your anus, but the deciding factor is the 60bucks, and you'd happily go hedgehog free if you could buy the game for 59bucks. Maybe you like shit in any quantity, whether it is a piece, a brick, or a metric ton. I just don't know.

All I'm asking for here is clarity.

 

Id want to have a hedgehog in my anus WHILE i play. I don't see how you could enjoy the game otherwise.

 

you guys are gay. The perfect audience for this game

 

I just checked when this tread started, Jul 27, 2014.

So besides being a not-sequel to a trilogy that most people hated how it ended, it also going into 3-4 years of development and they are banking on the Thumblr crowd sales that might not be there after the Trump's purge (or that its not 2014 and people are starting to be really fed up with Neo-Left "social issues").

I know EA would love Mass Effect to became another flagship IP but its another fucking shooter at this point, I dont think anyone cares for another futurist shooter especially after CoD:IW seem to have crashed, they are also going after a crowd that have VERY STRONG OPINIONS about things but shown that talk is cheap, they dont put their money were their mouths are.

 

If shitty animations in cutscenes are the worst problem this game will have though, it'll be a damn good game.

I... uh, doubt that.

 

It's nu-bioware. Shitty animations and cutscenes are the ONLY things this game will have.

 

TBH I haven't seen a strong correlation between animation quality and game quality.

That said, off the bat I can't think of anything I've seen about this that would lead me to expect a good game. The animations are just the icing on the cake.

 

Because you are dumb.

 

Some of my favorite games have shitty animations.

 

Yeah, it's amazing. It's like they saw it done on a tv show, didn't want to figure out how it worked, and then tossed it in an animation, ignoring that the other guy could've and would've just shot her at any time of her weird reach and non-grab.

 

It's not even the non-animation that's the killer - it's the retarded smugness on her Kermit face: like what she's [actually not] done was so mindblowingly awesome that it insta-made everyone there her bitches or something.

 

Will there be finally butt plugs for male aliens/humans in this game?!

 

They shoved a cocktease offscreen gameplay shot in fucking 2013
Its been longer than fucking july2014 and then they show nothing for 3 straight E3s. Bioware

 

Combat looks surprisingly good.