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ItsChon

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Lol. You just got here bro. Trust me. Planetar deserves Prosperland and Prosperland deserves him.
Just got here and you've already self-ejected like twice. Nigga shut up.
 

Mustawd

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He doesn't talk about games, so he's utterly useless
The court jester is useless at ruling a kingdom,yet the king keeps him around.

Wow, that’s an awful analogy.

Also, the court jester, I assume has his own living quarters right? I’m not saying Planetar should be banned. I just don’t need him sleeping in the King’s chambers, or interrupting my breakfast, or making other Royal events annoying. When I get drunk off my wine after hours of partying in the royal court then I might be inclined to have the guards bring him from his room to entertain us for a bit. Herego, prosperland.


Jesus, this analogy is dumb.
 

PorkBarrellGuy

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The truth is that Liberal brings more life and character to this forum than most of you combined, who are bland as oatmeal porridge.

Not sure what y’all do in Canada, but oatmeal is fucking great bro.

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Just put some maple syrup or jam or something in regular oatmeal, it's really quite good. I can't imagine what sort of strange person would eat oatmeal without something flavoring it.
 

PorkBarrellGuy

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Fattest nation on earth?

But how? We feed our kids healthy things like oatmeal! :kwanzania:

Unless I'm mistaken UK is in a dead heat with the US for obesity rates and I'm trying to figure out what possible excuse THEY would have. Certainly not British food.
 

Zarniwoop

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Unless I'm mistaken UK is in a dead heat with the US for obesity rates and I'm trying to figure out what possible excuse THEY would have. Certainly not British food.
Not even close. Latest data I could find is from 2017, and it shows a huge gap between the UK and US.

The UK is like 6th. Mexico AKA America's retarded cousin is second and even there it's a massive gap to the front runner.

Well, more like front waddler amirite?
 

PorkBarrellGuy

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Unless I'm mistaken UK is in a dead heat with the US for obesity rates and I'm trying to figure out what possible excuse THEY would have. Certainly not British food.
Not even close. Latest data I could find is from 2017, and it shows a huge gap between the UK and US.

The UK is like 6th. Mexico AKA America's retarded cousin is second and even there it's a massive gap to the front runner.

Well, more like front waddler amirite?

Huh. Well, most people by now know what the issue is and probably always has been - HFCS is put into fucking everything. A lot of foreigners remark that much of our bread tastes like cake to them. HFCS isn't some kind of boogieman in and of itself, it's just that you put enough sugar into shit you're going to cause issues. I think I saw a 20oz bottle of orange pop once that had quite literally over 150% of the RDA for sugars. Don't ask me how the fuck, because I don't know. There are a number of causes for this - corn subsidies (retarded and need to go the way of the dodo), prohibition sparking huge interest in sugary soft drinks way back when, shit like that. (Oh, yeah, also the fact that the sugar industry did shit like try to pin the blame entirely on fats)
 

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Do you remember that time when Liberal almost suicided because thought that Jaesun has special cool kid "bro list" button and Liberal has not?
https://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/that-does-it.56863/
Fuck you, and fuck your autistic hobbies. Fuck your creepy personal inquiries, fuck your laughable pretence of elitism, fuck your homosexual cicle-jerk gratifications, fuck your racism. Fuck the fact you keep calling me "Liberal" months if not years after I admitted the name was deliberately inaccurate, and switched for something else. Fuck your senile histrionics, like starting out with "Hey, wanna be buddies, I find you pretty intelligent and interesting" and abruptly going from that to "Ban Glyphwright, he's worse than Andhaira, I've hated him since the moment I was born". Fuck your incongruous inability to differentiate between mock-fights and personal insults. Fuck your infantile manner of taking a random misspelled word and laughing over it for ten hours. Fuck you for assuming that, for some reason, any one of you is anywhere above the alternatively developed level of intelligence. Fuck you for driving all the actually colourful and unusual personalities out of the Codex, and keeping the bland shitty sycophants who wouldn't know originality if it bit them on their balls. Fuck your spontaneous bursts of empathy, where a nickname I never before saw in my life on here, and couldn't give two shits about, suddenly starts pming me condolence/friendship letters, trying to oblige me to respond. Fuck your shitty dumbfuck admin who has no idea how to manage and develop a forum (a routine search engine update causes irreconcilable bugs that hang it indefinitely, don't get me started on the eye-sore background/design, the same colour as dried up shit, illogical and unstructured placements of subsections, a pathetic clusterfuck in the avatar section, poorly planned-out control panel/buttons, and wasteful allocation of moderator resources). Fuck the borderline-illiterate shitsucking Trash admin, who graces the forum with his royal majesty in every sacred post he leaves, yet is able neither to reason, nor to joke in a way that doesn't give you chronic cringe. Fuck your infatuation with primitive screaming monkeys like Cleve, Andhaira and CF, entertaining the dimwit "public" by throwing variously coloured pieces of shit. Fuck your sheep-like taste in games, movies and music (If an ancient piece of shit that fals apart as you watch/play/listen to it, makes zero sense, and is simply vulgar and tasteless, it must be the greatest thing ever release, please think I'm smart too please).

I've had the "report post"button inexplicably turned off for me alone, I've had a thread asking the admins to ban me for daring to post here, and now it turns out there's another new function which, by the way, is useless, that I am for no good reason kept away from, with no indication of error or apology. I spit in the face of the incompetent admin who decided to turn it on for everyone except for me, I spit on the more than slightly mentally ill cast of moderators, and I couldn't care less about the sheeple which jerk each other off on these atrocious pages. And fuck me If I post so much as a single letter here after this post again.

FUCK YOU. And let me be unyieldingly clear about this: fuck you Cloaked Figure, fuck you DragoFireheart, fuck you Trash, fuck you DarkUnderlord, fuck you Jaesun, fuck you DraQ, fuck you Kzero, and fuck you Sceptic. I seriously and sincerely consider you to be horrible people and examples of what children should never grow into. Fuck you all.

P.S. No, I don't give a shit about the actual buttons, they are uninteresting and functionally useless, it's the sheer notion of having to suck up hard enough to the admin in order to get them is what angers me.
Jaesun :salute:
 

Grauken

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Do you remember that time when Liberal almost suicided because thought that Jaesun has special cool kid "bro list" button and Liberal has not?
https://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/that-does-it.56863/
Fuck you, and fuck your autistic hobbies. Fuck your creepy personal inquiries, fuck your laughable pretence of elitism, fuck your homosexual cicle-jerk gratifications, fuck your racism. Fuck the fact you keep calling me "Liberal" months if not years after I admitted the name was deliberately inaccurate, and switched for something else. Fuck your senile histrionics, like starting out with "Hey, wanna be buddies, I find you pretty intelligent and interesting" and abruptly going from that to "Ban Glyphwright, he's worse than Andhaira, I've hated him since the moment I was born". Fuck your incongruous inability to differentiate between mock-fights and personal insults. Fuck your infantile manner of taking a random misspelled word and laughing over it for ten hours. Fuck you for assuming that, for some reason, any one of you is anywhere above the alternatively developed level of intelligence. Fuck you for driving all the actually colourful and unusual personalities out of the Codex, and keeping the bland shitty sycophants who wouldn't know originality if it bit them on their balls. Fuck your spontaneous bursts of empathy, where a nickname I never before saw in my life on here, and couldn't give two shits about, suddenly starts pming me condolence/friendship letters, trying to oblige me to respond. Fuck your shitty dumbfuck admin who has no idea how to manage and develop a forum (a routine search engine update causes irreconcilable bugs that hang it indefinitely, don't get me started on the eye-sore background/design, the same colour as dried up shit, illogical and unstructured placements of subsections, a pathetic clusterfuck in the avatar section, poorly planned-out control panel/buttons, and wasteful allocation of moderator resources). Fuck the borderline-illiterate shitsucking Trash admin, who graces the forum with his royal majesty in every sacred post he leaves, yet is able neither to reason, nor to joke in a way that doesn't give you chronic cringe. Fuck your infatuation with primitive screaming monkeys like Cleve, Andhaira and CF, entertaining the dimwit "public" by throwing variously coloured pieces of shit. Fuck your sheep-like taste in games, movies and music (If an ancient piece of shit that fals apart as you watch/play/listen to it, makes zero sense, and is simply vulgar and tasteless, it must be the greatest thing ever release, please think I'm smart too please).

I've had the "report post"button inexplicably turned off for me alone, I've had a thread asking the admins to ban me for daring to post here, and now it turns out there's another new function which, by the way, is useless, that I am for no good reason kept away from, with no indication of error or apology. I spit in the face of the incompetent admin who decided to turn it on for everyone except for me, I spit on the more than slightly mentally ill cast of moderators, and I couldn't care less about the sheeple which jerk each other off on these atrocious pages. And fuck me If I post so much as a single letter here after this post again.

FUCK YOU. And let me be unyieldingly clear about this: fuck you Cloaked Figure, fuck you DragoFireheart, fuck you Trash, fuck you DarkUnderlord, fuck you Jaesun, fuck you DraQ, fuck you Kzero, and fuck you Sceptic. I seriously and sincerely consider you to be horrible people and examples of what children should never grow into. Fuck you all.

P.S. No, I don't give a shit about the actual buttons, they are uninteresting and functionally useless, it's the sheer notion of having to suck up hard enough to the admin in order to get them is what angers me.
Jaesun :salute:

Looks like the moment he went off the deep end
 

HoboForEternity

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
i don't think anyone should be persecuted for being annoying. basically this:
meh, live and let live i say

hes not posting child porn (yet) or going on murder sprees (yet) so whatever

a community is judged on how they treat their most vulnerable and/or intellectually bereft
i like this place because it actually allows free speech no matter how idiotic, hateful and toxic it is, sure some get in my nerve, in the end it's just an internet post, there might be a good person behind the screen, in the flesh, there might be no, but as long it doenst break the laws, why not?
 

Zarniwoop

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Huh. Well, most people by now know what the issue is and probably always has been - HFCS is put into fucking everything. A lot of foreigners remark that much of our bread tastes like cake to them. HFCS isn't some kind of boogieman in and of itself, it's just that you put enough sugar into shit you're going to cause issues. I think I saw a 20oz bottle of orange pop once that had quite literally over 150% of the RDA for sugars. Don't ask me how the fuck, because I don't know. There are a number of causes for this - corn subsidies (retarded and need to go the way of the dodo), prohibition sparking huge interest in sugary soft drinks way back when, shit like that. (Oh, yeah, also the fact that the sugar industry did shit like try to pin the blame entirely on fats)

No, the issue is parents feeding disgusting sugar syrup to their children and not educating themselves about basic nutrition, those fat children then grow up into fat fuck adults. No one is forced to consume high fructose shit, it's a choice. In the same way no one forces you to eat soy-based estro-chow.
 

PorkBarrellGuy

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Huh. Well, most people by now know what the issue is and probably always has been - HFCS is put into fucking everything. A lot of foreigners remark that much of our bread tastes like cake to them. HFCS isn't some kind of boogieman in and of itself, it's just that you put enough sugar into shit you're going to cause issues. I think I saw a 20oz bottle of orange pop once that had quite literally over 150% of the RDA for sugars. Don't ask me how the fuck, because I don't know. There are a number of causes for this - corn subsidies (retarded and need to go the way of the dodo), prohibition sparking huge interest in sugary soft drinks way back when, shit like that. (Oh, yeah, also the fact that the sugar industry did shit like try to pin the blame entirely on fats)

No, the issue is parents feeding disgusting sugar syrup to their children and not educating themselves about basic nutrition, those fat children then grow up into fat fuck adults. No one is forced to consume high fructose shit, it's a choice. In the same way no one forces you to eat soy-based estro-chow.

It's in so many things by now it's surprisingly difficult to avoid (I mean, there isn't even any really good reason for it to be in things like breads or most sauces, and yet it's there). I could probably go to my local supermarket right now and just walk down the aisles plucking out stuff randomly and I'd say there's a really good chance at LEAST 50 percent of the stuff is going to actually be terrible. Soy is alarmingly rampant in things but they have to put a warning that it's in there at least due to allergies, and generally the worst offenders for soy content are (ironically) in the Health Food aisles. As for education - our old food pyramid system (as an example) may have been out of date but it was at least easy for most people to grasp. New one is DELIBERATELY confusing. It's probably symptomatic of the general decline in education as a whole, but sweet christ it's hard not to think that whoever was in charge of nutrition education during Obama's stint was deliberately fucking with people.

So then, at some point, you get people basically deciding "Well fuck, I'm going to start making my own shit from scratch" but because Home Ec and shit like that is SEXIST or something apparently no one ever fucking learned how to make proper bread from scratch or anything like that.
 

Fowyr

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Liberal said:
WHY THE FUCK DID I DECIDE TO BUY THAT FUCKING HAIR REMOVAL CREAM AND USE IT ON MYSELF. WHY DID I LISTEN TO CLOAKED FAGGOT OF ALL PEOPLE. SHIT. SHIT. FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO NOW UNTIL THE HAIR GROWS BACK. STAY BEHIND LOCKED DOORS AND AVOID ALL HUMAN CONTACT? WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME.


:mad: :mad:

So I get the hair removal cream and apply it on my lower back, because I've always felt slightly awkward about that area, and couldn't shave it cleanly enough with a razor. And whaddayaknow, the cream worked just fine - my lower back is perfectly smooth now. Except that it left a visible hair line in the areas where I didn't use any cream! Apparently I have a coating of very tiny and thin hairs that aren't noticeable by themselves, but with the lower back area perfectly smooth, it looks much lighter than the rest of the body! Now it looks like I'm wearing hairy dark stockings on my legs and ass! Wtf am I supposed to do now.
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https://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/what-the-fuck-have-i-done-to-myself.87588/

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/western-europeans-and-their-weird-obsessions.88744/
 

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