Crispy™ Pope Simulator - CDProjekt RED meets its match

[Andhaira]

'Pope Simulator' video game lets you live out your papal dreams by putting the player in the Pontiff's robes with the goal of bringing about world peace

• The game has no launch date and developers say work has only just started
• Pope Simulator will be sold on Steam and will only be available for Windows
• The new trailer for the game opens with white smoking coming from a chimney

Pope Simulator will let you step in to the shoes of one of the most powerful people on Earth to see if you can bring about world peace.

Polish publishers, Ultimate Games, haven't set a launch date for the game but have uploaded a preview of the software to Steam and say it is 'coming soon'.

A new trailer for the game opens with white smoke coming from a chimney, signifying the election of a Pope - likely a cutscene before the game begins with you as the new Pontiff.

The stunning trailer gives some insight into how the user will step into papal life and live out the daily duties of the Pope - including prayer and blessings.

This is just an illustrative trailer as Ultimate Games have only just started working on the new simulator game - saying it will be some time before it is released.

Pope Simulator will include the ability to fight for peace on Earth and send out pilgrims

• Influence the world's fortunes
• Discover the secrets of the Vatican
• Interfere in international politics
• Fight for peace on earth
• Pilgrims around the world
• Strategically manage Vatican influence
• Make story-changing choices
• Use the strength of your faith to help others

'The works on the game art are at a very early preliminary stage and the first trailer has been released for illustrative purposes,' said CEO Mateusz Zawadzki.

'However, Pope Simulator is certainly a unique project demonstrating a serious approach to the subject,' he added.

Ultimate Games say it will be up to players to determine how the game unfolds - with a series of choices to make on everything from meeting world leaders to families.

They game gives users the freedom to implement their own view of the world and interfere with global politics by meeting with world leaders.

The company says it is a 'realistic simulator of the Pope – face the problems of the modern world from the point of view of the head of the Church.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...ulator-video-game-lets-live-papal-dreams.html

Developer is Polish, naturally.

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[A horse of course]

Finally I can lick feet in first person without installing 100gb of Skyrim mods

 

[Andhaira]

I hope the game goes into the satanic goingon's behind the scenes in the Vatican.

 

[Konjad]

It's going to be more amoral than Crusader Kings 2, I hope.

 

[Kalin]

Poop Simulator

 

[Indranys]

Will they add some expansions with Epstein/pedogate lore down the road?

It's a lost opportunity if they don't IMO.
The gameplay will be much more interesting if you have to compete with random candidate(s) that secretly worship Moloch, do the pedophilic rituals, wear the traditional red shoes made of children skin, etc.

It will feel like an epic battle of good vs evil for real men.

 

[karoliner]

I prefer to play as a real pope.

 

[Semiurge]

Oh boy!

I mean, I'm just so excited for this.

No wait...

 

[Danikas]

What about all the shenanigans with Vatican bank?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

'Pope Simulator' video game lets you live out your papal dreams by putting the player in the Pontiff's robes with the goal of bringing about world peace

....what

 

[catfood]

How realistic is this, for example will I be able to bless Pachamama in the jungle?

 

[TheEntitledOne]

What about Crusades? Cadaver Synod?

 

[:Flash:]

What about Crusades? Cadaver Synod?

DLC.
Multiplayer expansion lets you play as Avignon Antipope.

 

[Jvegi]

They'll be selling different Popes as DLC. Very smart.

 

[jackofshadows]

What about... urm, how shall I put it, adult stuff?

 

[Fedora Master]

Can you go full Deus Vult kill the Jews? PROBABLY NOT.