Tigranes
Arcane
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2009
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Forecast July 2013:
Lulz ensues as Cleve becomes the one developer found to be not bulshitting and Grimoire gets released before P:E and W2 to critical acclaim. Codex dissolves in a litany of madness as Avellone and Fargo cock slurpers an hero themselves out of despair, effectively ridding the codex of 99.9% of its userbase. Meanwhile, Blakemore is heralded as a savior of the genre, heralding the renaissance and new golden age of CRPGs.
January 2014:
Blakemore releases the short-awaited Grimoire 2 to universal condemnation. Grimoire fanbase is split into the Old Guard that decry decline features like 1200x800 resolutions, while new Grimoire fans are sorely disappointed after campaigning for romances. It is soon discovered that Blakemore had invested the entirety of Grimoire's profits into a second bunker in an unknown location, outsourcing Grimoire 2 to a disgruntled, self-aggrandising immigrant coder living in rural Australia. Said coder vows revenge on Blakemore by developing a game, all on his own, what the real Grimoire 2 should have been...